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Iconic daredevil Evel Knievel
dies at 69
A moment of silence for every kid who has ever hit
a ramp and launched his bicycle into the air.
Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled
motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound
buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international
icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69.
Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter,
Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from
diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his
lungs.
Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999
after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood
transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills.
In 1966 he began touring alone, barnstorming the
West and doing everything from driving the trucks, erecting the ramps and
promoting the shows. In the beginning he charged $500 for a jump over two
cars parked between ramps.
He steadily increased the length of the jumps
until, on
New Year's Day 1968, he was nearly killed when he jumped 151 feet
across the fountains in front of
Caesar's Palace. He cleared the fountains but the crash landing put
him in the hospital in a coma for a month.
In the years after the Caesar's crash, the fee for
Evel's performances increased to $1 million for his jump over 13 buses at
Wembley Stadium in
London.
His most famous stunt took place in 1974 when he
tried to ride a rocket-powered motorbike over the 400 metre-wide Snake River
Canyon in Idaho.
Evel Knievel toys accounted for more than $300
million in sales for Ideal and other companies in the 1970s and '80s.
I had everyone of those toys.
It is too bad that he had to go out this way. It
would have been more fitting to see him die in a daredevil stunt.
.......something like attempting to jump his bike across Rosie O'Fat's
gravyboat!
Retired Assistant Fire Chief
Shows Up for Work Naked
A bad joke lands a
former Johnson City, NY fire official in court. He was caught on camera
wearing nothing but his fireman's hat and a smile.
ummmm.... he
was from "Johnson" city. That is funny.
Retired Assistant Fire Chief Kenneth Rowe showed up at work naked to make
his buddies laugh. Other firefighters took pictures and sent them to friend
and coworkers. The pictures, however, ended up in the hands of police.
Rowe was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. He won't have to worry
about losing his job, however. Rowe just retired after serving 20 years. His
family says he went to work naked to celebrate his retirement.
I think any day
that you show up to work naked is going to be your last day. Well, unless
you are Amber Lynn.
Happy Thanksgiving, Shovelers! See you next week!
Wednesday, 14,
2007
McCain camp goes after CNN
The camp of Sen.
John McCain (R-Ariz.) hoped to capitalize Wednesday on what it says was a
biased report on CNN about a campaign event at which a McCain supporter
referred to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) as “the bitch.”
Hey, who hasn't?
Rick Davis,
McCain’s campaign manager, said in an e-mail to supporters that CNN owes the
Arizona Republican an apology for its reporting of the story.
“The CNN Network,
affectionately known as the Clinton News Network, has stooped to an all-time
low and is gratuitously attacking John McCain for not sufficiently defending
Hillary Clinton enough when a South Carolina voter used the 'B' word to
describe her when John McCain stopped into a luncheon yesterday at the
Trinity restaurant in Hilton Head, S.C.,” Davis said in his e-mail.
Blah, blah, blah.
Why in the hell should McCain defend that bitch? Is this a campaign, or not?
Lots of thhings are said in a campaign!
It has been that
way forever.
Are we suddenly
supposed to stop that, and defend a candidate because she is a woman?
A "woman" who wants
to be seen as an equal to a man?? Well that Face it Shovelers, . ,
referred to as a "woman" when sh thinks that it will help her politically?
She is supposed to
be a superwoman. Why should she need a political opponent to defend
her???!!!??? Are you strong enough to lead this country or are you a little
bitch who is going to hide behind womanhood every time you face adversity?
The McCain campaign
manager portrayed the CNN report as an attempt by the liberal media to stop
the surging Arizona Republican.
"surging"??? Give
me a break!!! This guy couldn't win if everyone else backed out. He would
loose to a write in candidate!
“The liberal media
has figured out that John McCain is the only thing that stands between a
Hillary Clinton presidency, and they are therefore trying to stop the McCain
comeback,” Davis said. “Simply put, CNN is scared that John McCain will beat
Hillary Clinton. They are right to be scared.”
Tuesday, 13,
2007
Cows escape near northern Utah
McDonald's
Eight cows escaped
from a trailer when the rear gate opened as the driver pulled into a
McDonald's.
The cows screamed,
"What the f**k??? I thought we were going to Chick-fil-A!!
It took about two
hours to round them up yesterday.
The roundup was
called "Operation Hamburger Helper."
Somewhere, Cousin
Eddie is laughing.
If you didn't get
that - let me know.
More than 1 million reported
Chlamydia cases set STD record
More than 1 million
cases of Chlamydia were reported in the United States last year -- the most
ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials
said Tuesday.
Chlamydia is the
most common. Nearly 1,031,000 cases were reported last year, up from 976,000
the year before.
Nearly 90% of those
cases were reported by people who'd had one-nighters with Paris Hilton and
Madonna.
Read the rest of
this disease ridden story if you want to.
My suggestion to
you - if you are single and playing the field - is to just buy a full body
condom or stop sleeping with the sot that you have to carry out of the bar.
Protesters Arrested for
Attempting to Block Military Cargo in Olympia, WA
At least three more
protesters were arrested Sunday as demonstrations continued against
shipments of military cargo through the Port of Olympia.
Will hippies eve die
off?
Others were sprayed with pepper spray by
police as they tried to block trucks hauling equipment to Fort Lewis after
it was unloaded from a ship carrying the gear back from
Iraq.
Screw pepper spray! I miss shovels .....
eerrrr.. batons to the head....
Protests at the port began Tuesday,
after the USNS Brittin arrived and began unloading equipment that had been
used in Iraq by the 3rd Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division from Fort Lewis.
The anti-American left are such
booger eating idiots! Don't be fooled, they aren't antiwar - they are
anti-America!!!
Think about it - if they were
antiwar, they would be blocking trucks hauling equipment that was
heading
to Iraq!!! They wouldn't be blocking the equipment that is
coming
back!
They should be welcoming that
equipment home with open arms, peace signs and bong hits.
Those peacenik, leftwing freaks have
the brains of a retarded dung beetle. When did we stop hanging traitors?
Ummm.... Jane Fonda?
Dart Hits Shopper
SHOVELLINE -OMAHA, Neb.
--
An Omaha woman was struck in the head with a dart at the Wal-Mart store near
99th Street and Military Avenue Saturday.
Sherry Foster, 51,
told officers she was injured as she was walking out of the store.
Foster was treated
at the scene.
Don't bother
clicking on the link, that is the entire article.
Just, wow! What an
exhausting, deep probing, in depth report. This journalist deserves a
Putz-puller award.
Maybe it was a
devoted Wal-Mart employee who thought that the woman looked too much like a
TARGET.
Keith
Olberman recycles by eating his own toilet paper.
Fighting fat and climate change
America's obesity
epidemic and global warming might not seem to have much in common. But
public health experts suggest people can attack them both by cutting
calories and carbon dioxide at the same time.
How? Get out of
your car and walk or bike half an hour a day instead of driving. And while
you're at it, eat less red meat. That's how Americans can simultaneously
save the planet and their health, say doctors and climate scientists.
About 6.5 billion
gallons of gasoline would be saved.
I would love to see
how they came up with those numbers.
And Americans would
also shed more than 3 billion pounds overall.......
And that is just
the combined poundage of former and present members of The View! We hear
that Rosie O'Fat, who refuses to waddle....errr. walk - has been buying up
carbon credits and literal TONS of blubber credits.
"A simple
intervention like walking to school is a climate change intervention, an
obesity intervention, a diabetes intervention, a safety intervention,"
Frumkin told The Associated Press.
And it would also
cure gout, dingle berries, restless leg syndrome, anal leakage, carrot top
and wrestle mania.
Watch American flags fall over as Hillary approaches them. This might be a
sign!! WHAP!
Monday, 12, 2007
Dagger in the heart of
democrats
Madam
Speaker, Mr. President, Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States
Congress, Ladies and Gentlemen,
The state of our friendship and our
alliance is strong.
Friendship, first and foremost, means being
true to one's friends. Since the United States first appeared on the
world scene, the loyalty between the French and American people has
never failed. And far from being weakened by the vicissitudes of
History, it has never ceased growing stronger.
Friends may have differences; they may have
disagreements; they may have disputes.
But in times of difficulty, in times of
hardship, friends stand together, side by side; they support each
other; and help one another.
In times of difficulty, in times of
hardship, America and France have always stood side by side,
supported one another, helped one another, fought for each other's
freedom.
Ummm, no. France has always cowered behind
us while we took care of business. But we will disregard that for
now, because this guy seems to get it.
The United States and France remain true to
the memory of their common history, true to the blood spilled by
their children in common battles. But they are not true merely to
the memory of what they accomplished together in the past. They
remain true, first and foremost, to the same ideal, the same
principles, the same values that have always united them.
The deliberations of your Congress are
conducted under the double gaze of Washington and Lafayette.
Lafayette, whose 250th birthday we are celebrating this year and who
was the first foreign dignitary, in 1824, to address a joint session
of Congress. What was it that brought these two men--so far apart in
age and background--together, if not their faith in common values,
the heritage of the Enlightenment, the same love for freedom and
justice?
From the very beginning, the American dream
meant proving to all mankind that freedom, justice, human rights and
democracy were no utopia but were rather the most realistic policy
there is and the most likely to improve the fate of each and every
person.
America did not tell the millions of men
and women who came from every country in the world and who--with
their hands, their intelligence and their heart--built the greatest
nation in the world: "Come, and everything will be given to you."
She said: "Come, and the only limits to what you'll be able to
achieve will be your own courage and your own talent."
Amen!! This guy just nailed it! He just
grabbed a big slab of truth, and slapped it in the face of our
politicians.
.....note
to all of you assholes who live to be reelected.....
Productive Americans are getting sick and tired of having to flip
the bill for the worthless among us.
Keep buying
your votes from people who can't afford to buy them- that won't last
much longer - but of course you are too stupid to realize that.
Here, both the humblest and most
illustrious citizens alike know that nothing is owed to them and
that everything has to be earned. That's what constitutes the moral
value of America. America did not teach men the idea of freedom; she
taught them how to practice it. And she fought for this freedom
whenever she felt it to be threatened somewhere in the world. It was
by watching America grow that men and women understood that freedom
was possible.
What made America great was her ability to
transform her own dream into hope for all mankind.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The men and women of my generation heard
their grandparents talk about how in 1917, America saved France at a
time when it had reached the final limits of its strength, which it
had exhausted in the most absurd and bloodiest of wars.
The men and women of my generation heard
their parents talk about how in 1944, America returned to free
Europe from the horrifying tyranny that threatened to enslave it.
Fathers took their sons to see the vast
cemeteries where, under thousands of white crosses so far from home,
thousands of young American soldiers lay who had fallen not to
defend their own freedom but the freedom of all others, not to
defend their own families, their own homeland, but to defend
humanity as a whole.
Fathers took their sons to the beaches
where the young men of America had so heroically landed. They read
them the admirable letters of farewell that those 20-year-old
soldiers had written to their families before the battle to tell
them: "We don't consider ourselves heroes. We want this war to be
over. But however much dread we may feel, you can count on us."
Before they landed, Eisenhower told them: "The eyes of the world are
upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere
march with you."
And as they listened to their fathers,
watched movies, read history books and the letters of soldiers who
died on the beaches of Normandy and Provence, as they visited the
cemeteries where the star-spangled banner flies, the children of my
generation understood that these young Americans, 20 years old, were
true heroes to whom they owed the fact that they were free people
and not slaves. France will never forget the sacrifice of your
children.
To those 20-year-old heroes who gave us
everything, to the families of those who never returned, to the
children who mourned fathers they barely got a chance to know, I
want to express France's eternal gratitude.
On behalf of my generation, which did not
experience war but knows how much it owes to their courage and their
sacrifice; on behalf of our children, who must never forget; to all
the veterans who are here today and, notably the seven I had the
honor to decorate yesterday evening, one of whom, Senator Inouye,
belongs to your Congress, I want to express the deep, sincere
gratitude of the French people. I want to tell you that whenever an
American soldier falls somewhere in the world, I think of what the
American army did for France. I think of them and I am sad, as one
is sad to lose a member of one's family.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The men and women of my generation remember
the Marshall Plan that allowed their fathers to rebuild a devastated
Europe. They remember the Cold War, during which America again stood
as the bulwark of the Free World against the threat of new tyranny.
I remember the Berlin crisis and Kennedy
who unhesitatingly risked engaging the United States in the most
destructive of wars so that Europe could preserve the freedom for
which the American people had already sacrificed so much. No one has
the right to forget. Forgetting, for a person of my generation,
would be tantamount to self-denial.
But my generation did not love America only
because she had defended freedom. We also loved her because for us,
she embodied what was most audacious about the human adventure; for
us, she embodied the spirit of conquest. We loved America because
for us, America was a new frontier that was continuously pushed
back--a constantly renewed challenge to the inventiveness of the
human spirit.
My generation shared all the American
dreams. Our imaginations were fueled by the winning of the West and
Hollywood. By Elvis Presley, Duke Ellington, Hemingway. By John
Wayne, Charlton Heston, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth. And by
Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins, fulfilling mankind's oldest dream.
What was so extraordinary for us was that
through her literature, her cinema and her music, America always
seemed to emerge from adversity even greater and stronger; that
instead of causing America to doubt herself, such ordeals only
strengthened her belief in her values.
What makes America strong is the strength
of this ideal that is shared by all Americans and by all those who
love her because they love freedom.
America's strength is not only a material
strength, it is first and foremost a spiritual and moral strength.
No one expressed this better than a black pastor who asked just one
thing of America: that she be true to the ideal in whose name
he--the grandson of a slave--felt so deeply American. His name was
Martin Luther King. He made America a universal role model.
The world still remembers his words--words
of love, dignity and justice. America heard those words and America
changed. And the men and women who had doubted America because they
no longer recognized her began loving her again.
Fundamentally, what are those who love
America asking of her, if not to remain forever true to her founding
values?
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Today as in the past, as we stand at the
beginning of the 21st century, it is together that we must fight to
defend and promote the values and ideals of freedom and democracy
that men such as Washington and Lafayette invented together.
Together we must fight against terrorism.
On September 11, 2001, all of France--petrified with horror--rallied
to the side of the American people. The front-page headline of one
of our major dailies read: "We are all American." And on that day,
when you were mourning for so many dead, never had America appeared
to us as so great, so dignified, so strong. The terrorists had
thought they would weaken you. They made you greater. The entire
world felt admiration for the courage of the American people. And
from day one, France decided to participate shoulder to shoulder
with you in the war in Afghanistan. Let me tell you solemnly today:
France will remain engaged in Afghanistan as long as it takes,
because what's at stake in that country is the future of our values
and that of the Atlantic Alliance. For me, failure is not an option.
Terrorism will not win because democracies are not weak, because we
are not afraid of this barbarism. America can count on France.
Together we must fight against
proliferation. Success in Libya and progress under way in North
Korea shows that nuclear proliferation is not inevitable. Let me say
it here before all of you: The prospect of an Iran armed with
nuclear weapons is unacceptable. The Iranian people is a great
people. It deserves better than the increased sanctions and growing
isolation to which its leaders condemn it. Iran must be convinced to
choose cooperation, dialogue and openness. No one must doubt our
determination.
Together we must help the people of the
Middle East find the path of peace and security. To the Israeli and
Palestinian leaders I say this: Don't hesitate! Risk peace! And do
it now! The status quo hides even greater dangers: that of
delivering Palestinian society as a whole to the extremists that
contest Israel's existence; that of playing into the hands of
radical regimes that are exploiting the deadlock in the conflict to
destabilize the region; that of fueling the propaganda of terrorists
who want to set Islam against the West. France wants security for
Israel and a State for the Palestinians.
Together we must help the Lebanese people
affirm their independence, their sovereignty, their freedom, their
democracy. What Lebanon needs today is a broad-based president
elected according to the established schedule and in strict respect
of the Constitution. France stands engaged alongside all the
Lebanese. It will not accept attempts to subjugate the Lebanese
people.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
America feels it has the vocation to
inspire the world. Because she is the most powerful country in the
world. Because, for more than two centuries, she has striven to
uphold the ideals of democracy and freedom. But this stated
responsibility comes with duties, the first of which is setting an
example.
Those who love this nation which, more than
any other, has demonstrated the virtues of free enterprise expect
America to be the first to denounce the abuses and excesses of a
financial capitalism that sets too great a store on speculation.
They expect her to commit fully to the establishment of the
necessary rules and safeguards. The America I love is the one that
encourages entrepreneurs, not speculators.
Those who admire the nation that has built
the world's greatest economy and has never ceased trying to persuade
the world of the advantages of free trade expect her to be the first
to promote fair exchange rates. The yuan is already everyone's
problem. The dollar cannot remain solely the problem of others. If
we're not careful, monetary disarray could morph into economic war.
We would all be its victims.
Those who love the country of wide open
spaces, national parks and nature reserves expect America to stand
alongside Europe in leading the fight against global warming that
threatens the destruction of our planet. I know that each day, in
their cities and states, the American people are more aware of the
stakes and determined to act. This essential fight for the future of
humanity must be all of America's fight.
Those who have not forgotten that it was
the United States that, at the end of the Second World War, raised
hopes for a new world order are asking America to take the lead in
the necessary reforms of the UN, the IMF, the World Bank and the G8.
Our globalized world must be organized for the 21st century, not for
the last century. The emerging countries we need for global
equilibrium must be given their rightful place.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Allow me to express one last conviction:
Trust Europe.
In this unstable, dangerous world, the
United States of America needs a strong, determined Europe. With the
simplified treaty I proposed to our partners, the European Union is
about to emerge from 10 years of discussions on its institutions and
10 years of paralysis. Soon it will have a stable president and a
more powerful High Representative for foreign and security policy,
and it must now reactivate the construction of its military
capacities.
The ambition I am proposing to our partners
is based on a simple observation: There are more crises than there
are capacities to face them. NATO cannot be everywhere. The EU must
be able to act, as it did in the Balkans and in the Congo, and as it
will tomorrow on the border of Sudan and Chad. For that the
Europeans must step up their efforts.
My approach is purely pragmatic. Having
learned from history, I want the Europeans, in the years to come, to
have the means to shoulder a growing share of their defense. Who
could blame the United States for ensuring its own security? No one.
Who could blame me for wanting Europe to ensure more of its own
security? No one. All of our Allies, beginning with the United
States, with whom we most often share the same interests and the
same adversaries, have a strategic interest in a Europe that can
assert itself as a strong, credible security partner.
At the same time, I want to affirm my
attachment to NATO. I say it here before this Congress: The more
successful we are in the establishment of a European Defense, the
more France will be resolved to resume its full role in NATO.
I would like France, a founding member of
our Alliance and already one of its largest contributors, to assume
its full role in the effort to renew NATO's instruments and means of
action and, in this context, to allow its relations with the
Alliance to evolve.
This is no time for theological quarrels
but for pragmatic responses to make our security tools more
effective and operational in the face of crises. The EU and NATO
must march hand in hand.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I want to be your friend, your ally and
your partner. But a friend who stands on his own two feet. An
independent ally. A free partner.
France must be stronger. I am determined to
carry through with the reforms that my country has put off for all
too long. I will not turn back, because France has turned back for
all too long. My country has enormous assets. While respecting its
unique identity, I want to put it into a position to win all the
battles of globalization. I passionately love France. I am lucid
about the work that remains to be accomplished.
It is this ambitious France that I have
come to present to you today. A France that comes out to meet
America to renew the pact of friendship and the alliance that
Washington and Lafayette sealed in Yorktown.
Together let us be worthy of their example,
let us be equal to their ambition, let us be true to their memories!
Nuff said.
Weather Channel
Founder: Global Warming 'Greatest Scam in History'
Just
read............
It is
the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by
it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM.
Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives
manipulated long term scientific data back in the late 1990's to create an
illusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of the same environmental
wacko type jumped into the circle to support and broaden the "research" to
further enhance the totally slanted, bogus global warming claims. Their
friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the
movement going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus.
Environmental extremist, notable politicians among them then teamed up with
movie, media and other liberal, environmentalist journalists to create this
wild "scientific" scenario of the civilization threatening environmental
consequences from Global Warming unless we adhere to their radical agenda.
Now their ridicules manipulated science has been accepted as fact and become
a cornerstone issue for CNN, CBS, NBC, the Democratic Political Party, the
Governor of California, school teachers and, in many cases, well informed
but very gullible environmental conscientious citizens. Only one reporter at
ABC has been allowed to counter the Global Warming frenzy with one 15
minutes documentary segment.
I do not oppose environmentalism. I do not oppose the political positions of
either party.
However, Global Warming, i.e. Climate Change, is not about environmentalism
or politics. It is not a religion. It is not something you "believe in." It
is science; the science of meteorology. This is my field of life-long
expertise. And I am telling you Global Warming is a nonevent, a manufactured
crisis and a total scam. I say this knowing you probably won't believe me, a
mere TV weatherman, challenging a Nobel Prize, Academy Award and Emmy Award
winning former Vice President of United States. So be it.
I suspect you might like to say to me, "John, look the research that
supports the case for global warming was done by research scientists; people
with PH D's in Meteorology. They are employed by major universities and
important research institutions. Their work has been reviewed by other
scientists with PH D's. They have to know a lot more about it than you do.
Come on, John, get with it. The experts say our pollution has created an
strong and increasing greenhouse effect and a rapid, out of control global
warming is underway that will sky rocket temperatures, destroy agriculture,
melt the ice caps, flood the coastlines and end life as we know it. How can
you dissent from this crisis? You must be a bit nutty.
Allow me, please, to explain how I think this all came about. Our
universities have become somewhat isolated from the rest of us. There is a
culture and attitudes and values and pressures on campus that are very
different. I know this group well. My father and my older brother were both
PHD-University types. I was raised in the university culture. Any person who
spends a decade at a university obtaining a PHD in Meteorology and become a
research scientist, more likely than not, becomes a part of that single
minded culture. They all look askance at the rest of us, certain of their
superiority. They respect government and disrespect business, particularly
big business. They are environmentalists above all else.
And, there is something else. These scientists know that if they do research
and results are in no way alarming, their research will gather dust on the
shelf and their research careers will languish. But if they do research that
sounds alarms, they will become well known and respected and receive
scholarly awards and, very importantly, more research dollars will come
flooding their way.
So when these researchers did climate change studies in the late 90's they
were eager to produce findings that would be important and be widely noticed
and trigger more research funding. It was easy for them to manipulate the
data to come up with the results they wanted to make headlines and at the
same time drive their environmental agendas. Then their like minded PHD
colleagues reviewed their work and hastened to endorse it without question.
There were a few who didn't fit the mold. They did ask questions and raised
objections. They did research with contradictory results. The environmental
elitists berated them brushed their studies aside.
I have learned since the Ice Age is coming scare in the 1970's to always be
a skeptic about research. In the case of global warming, I didn't accept
media accounts. Instead I read dozens of the scientific papers. I have
talked with numerous scientists. I have studied. I have thought about it. I
know I am correct when I assure you there is no run away climate change. The
impact of humans on climate is not catastrophic. Our planet is not in peril.
It is all a scam, the result of bad science.
I am not alone in this assessment. There are hundreds of other
meteorologists, many of them PH D's, who are as certain as I am that this
global warming frenzy is based on bad science and is not valid.
I am incensed by the incredible media glamour, the politically correct
silliness and rude dismal of counter arguments by the high priest of Global
Warming.
In time, a decade or two, the outrageous scam will be obvious. As the
temperature rises, polar ice cap melting, coastal flooding and super storm
pattern all fail to occur as predicted everyone will come to realize we have
been duped.
The sky is not falling. And, natural cycles and drifts in climate are as
much if not more responsible for any climate changes underway.
I strongly believe that the next twenty years are equally as likely to see a
cooling trend as they are to see a warming trend.
Friday, 09, 2007
Salute Veterans day!
AT&T gave feds access to all Web,
phone traffic, ex-tech says
His first inkling that something was amiss came in
summer 2002, when he opened the door to admit a visitor
from the National Security Agency (NSA) to an AT&T
office in San Francisco.
"What the heck is the NSA doing here?" Mark Klein, a
former AT&T technician, said he asked himself.
A
year or so later, he stumbled upon documents that, he
said, show the agency gained access to massive amounts
of e-mail, Web search and other Internet records of more
than a dozen global and regional telecom providers. AT&T
allowed the agency to hook into its network and,
according to Klein, many of the other telecom companies
probably knew nothing about it.
Klein, 62, said
he may be the only person in a position to discuss firsthand knowledge
of an important aspect of the Bush administration's domestic
surveillance. He is retired, so he isn't worried about losing his job.
Blah, blah,
blah! He isn't worried about loosing his job, but he sure is looking for
a little limelight! <he
may be the only person in a position to discuss firsthand knowledge of
an important aspect of the Bush administration's domestic surveillance>
Ride it as far as you can, you wanna be! Give me a freaking break! -and
a valium and 6 shots from the jug that grandpa keeps hidden out in the
shed.
This is just
another liberal attack on President Bush. They act like he is
listening to every conversation in the country, which he isn't.
Freaking
idiots! The sickening thing is - if we are hit again - these same people
will be screaming that he didn't do enough to monitor what our enemies
were up to. WHAP!
Militant Group Is Out of Baghdad,
U.S. Says
SHOVELLINE - BAGHDAD, Nov.
7 — American forces
have routed
Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia,
the Iraqi militant network, from every
neighborhood of Baghdad, a top American general
said today, allowing American troops involved in
the “surge” to depart as planned.
This story of success was all over the news,
wasn't it?
Not only no, but HELL NO!
The media will never acknowledge any success or
victory in Iraq. <well, that is unless a
Democrat is in the White House.> WHAP!
WHAP! Our media blows goats!
The "surge" was successful and the troops
involved are going to depart as planned.
Hello?????? That should be deemed a success, no?
The troops are coming home. Isn't that what
every liberal has been demanding?
The left will avoid any story like this, because
they want to see the troops come home defeated,
not victorious. They yearn for embarrassment,
not honor. Freaking anti-American, Godless,
heathens! I want to take my shovel to all of
them! WHAP!
Maj. Gen.
Joseph F. Fil Jr., commander of United States forces in Baghdad, also
said that American troops had yet to clear some 13 percent of the city,
including Sadr City and several other areas controlled by Shiite
militias. But, he said, “there’s just no question” that violence had
declined since a spike in June
“Murder victims
are down 80 percent from where they were at the peak,” and attacks
involving improvised bombs are down 70 percent, he said.
Good news is
not news to our press.
Thursday, 08, 2007
57% - Declining Confidence in
Political Wisdom of Americans
Put your shovel
down and take a deep breath before reading this.
While
confidence in government has increased modestly in recent years,......
HOLD ON!!!!!!
WHAT IN THE HELL is this idiot talking about?? Confidence in government
is at an all time low!
We do
not trust our government! The polls show it.
Case in point -
the percentage of people who believe that our government was
responsible for 911 is greater than the percentage of people who think
that our congress is doing a good job. (18% to 11%) Think about that!
Brain ache.
- the public is
increasingly suspicious of itself; in the most recent Pew Values Survey,
fewer than six-in-ten (57%) say they have a good deal of confidence in
the wisdom of the American people when it comes to making political
decisions.
Did Hitlary
write this?
"You are too
stupid to know what to do! I will RULE you. .....err..... I
mean guideyou."
It looks like
"We the people" has become a joke. Which is the way Hitlary wants it.
WHAP!!!
Wednesday, 07,
2007
Transsexual arrested after
exposing genitals to neighbors
A Mesa woman
was arrested Saturday after police said she pulled down her pants during
an argument with a neighbor.
Madonna???
Kendra Moore, 44, and a neighbor got into an argument at around 8:20
a.m. over whether Moore threw an egg on the neighbor's driveway on the
50 block of East Millett Avenue.
It
didn't have eggs to begin with and it surely does not have eggs
now. So how could it throw one on the driveway? ..oh, I was
thinking of eggs in a different --- oh, never mind!
The neighbor told police Moore walked over to him and continued to argue
with him. Moore then pulled down her pants, exposing her genitals to the
neighbor, his father and a 13-year-old boy, police said
Moore told
police she pulled her pants down to prove she was female. Moore
previously had a sex change from male to female, according to police
reports.
Sorry, but you
are still a male. Not to mention a freak of God's nature!
The altercation
continued, and the neighbor picked up a crowbar non-threateningly,
police said.
Unless your are
about to pop off a hubcap - how do you pick up a crowbar in a
non-threatening way??
Moore went back into her residence and got a BB gun and pointed it in
the direction of the neighbor and the family members, according to
police records.
The neighbor gathered his family, went inside their residence and called
police.
Over a BB
gun???
Nut up! There
isn't a man in this story!
Cow falls from sky, barely misses
couple
A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky
they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a
200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan. District 5
Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by
a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway
150 near Manson.
Tom Arnold missed being killed by a matter of inches
when Rosanne fell 2 feet from their beds headboard.
I wonder if this might have been a Chick-fil-A cow
who had watched one too many triple cheese burger
ads?
The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet and landed on
the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr.
and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in
the area celebrating their one-year wedding
anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan
Community Hospital as a precaution.
The van was heavily damaged, including a broken
windshield. Charles Everson says he kept repeating,
"I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
This is udderly, udderly ridiculous.
The year-old cow had been reported missing by a
breeder.
I guess that is a moooooooot point now.
This is Ted,
the giant red head, Kennedy running his rum hole on the floor....
"My concerns began with Judge Mukasey's answers to our
questions about waterboarding. Waterboarding is a barbaric practice in
which water is poured down the mouth and nose of a detainee, to simulate
drowning.
It's an ancient technique of tyrants.
The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised
and head slightly below the feet. Cellophane is wrapped over the
prisoner's face and water is poured over him.
Unavoidably, the gag reflex kicks in, and a terrifying
fear of drowning leads to an almost instant plea to bring the treatment
to a halt. If it goes wrong, it can lead straight to terminal hypoxia.
When done right, it is controlled death."
How ironic - and sick - is it that Tipsy Ted is
haranguing ANYONE on DROWNING!!?? WHAP!!
"When done
right, it is controlled death."
What does that
mean??? Hey whiskey boy! Getting loaded, driving your car in the creek
and leaving your female passenger in the car to drown while you run
around fretting about what this might do to your political career is a
controlled death.
Go buy a new
neck brace - it looks good wrapped underneath that enormous, bloated
noggin of yours.
Monday, 06, 2007
Pens Down, Picket Signs Up in
Hollywood
The first
strike by Hollywood writers in nearly 20 years got under way Monday with
noisy pickets on both coasts -- a walkout that will disrupt everything
from late-night talk shows to soap operas.
Jay Leno made a midmorning stop at NBC studios in Burbank and visited
with strikers after the network said his late-night show would
immediately go into reruns.
CBS, meanwhile,
said "The Late Show with David Letterman" will also offer repeats all
week.
The strike will
not immediately impact production of movies or prime-time TV programs.
That is a
shame! I guess that means that the suckage will continue unabated. Oh
well, did you expect anything else?
Most studios
have stockpiled dozens of movie scripts, and TV shows have enough
scripts or completed shows in hand to last until early next year.
These union
idiots need to remember one word - REALITY TV!!! American idiots love
that crap - and it doesn't require the "talents" of these 'writers'.
"Reality TV"
has become so popular solely because the stuff that those union writers
are belching out just sucks! It isn't funny.
Nothing is more
annoying than canned laughter.
Police: Jewish GW Student Admits
Putting Swastikas On Her Door
George
Washington University officials said a Jewish student who complained
about swastikas showing up on her door put them there herself.
What a little
self-absorbed, attention starved, princess whore. Whap!
The student
lives in Mitchell Hall, where half a dozen swastikas had shown up on her
dorm room door in the past several weeks.
Umm... half a
dozen had shown up? No, dumbass journalist -- that would be....... where
she put half a dozen swastikas on her own door! Freaking idiot! Media
people just can't get out of their own way.
University
police set up a hidden camera. They said the girl admitted
responsibility Monday.
The student now
faces disciplinary action from the school and could face criminal
charges.
I don't think
she has to worry about that. She is Jewish, so I am sure that half of
the people in her speed dial are lawyers. Hehehehee....sorry, couldn't
help myself.
Keith Olberman
molest salamanders.
Monday, 05, 2007
Fond du Lac Police Looking for
McDonald's Robber
Fond du Lac
police are looking for a man they say robbed the McDonald’s on W. Johnson St. Thursday night.
Mayor Mc Cheese grimaces
and offers a reward of hot apple pies to anyone with any
information.
Investigators say the robbery happened just before
midnight, when the man rode up the drive-up window on a bicycle and
demanded money. The man implied he had a gun, but never showed a
weapon. He got away on his bicycle with an undetermined amount of cash.
We hear that Lance Armstrong - who is half nuts - was not
available for comment.
And you thought you had a bad
day...
SHOVELLINE - MEMPHIS, Tenn. -
A man was arrested on Thursday after a bizarre
series of events that included him crashing his
car, getting shot by a homeowner, breaking a
restaurant window and stripping to his
underwear.
Police said it all started when the man crashed
his car into a pole and started banging on the
door of a nearby house. After he kicked in a
window, homeowner Leroy Bruce shot him.
Bruce said the man ran off and left his pants
and other clothing behind. The bleeding suspect
fled to a
McDonald's and threw a rock through the
front window.
Witness Lisa Fuqua told WMC-TV that the man was
easy for police to identify and that he 'had to
be on some high-powered something."
The suspect, who wasn't
identified, was taken to th e Regional Medical
Center. Police said they'll charge him when he's
released.
Officers said when they found the man at the
restaurant, he had stripped to his shirt and
under shorts.
Tennessee? Al? Al?? Obviously the 2000
elections and "global warming" have finally
driven ex Vice-President Gore insane!
Run Forrest! Run!
77-year-old gets carded in beer purchase
He may look young for his age, but 77-year-old
Swedish retiree Per-Eric Henricsson was not flattered when his local
supermarket asked him to show ID to prove that he was old enough to buy
a case of beer.
Now, Henricsson has asked the National
Association of Senior Citizens for help in pressing the
ICA supermarket in
Gallivare, northern Sweden, to stop carding the elderly.
Henricsson had planned to
buy a case of beer for a social gathering of the
local senior citizens group he leads when the
cashier asked for his ID. He said he was so
insulted by the request that he refused to make
the purchase and left the store.
I wonder if this
jackass would like some cheese with that whine?
Obviously this codger
isn't related to Ted Kennedy, who would have
taken the beer and driven off into the creek.
I do not get older
people. Why are they bothered about being asked
about their age?
Personally, I consider
every year that I put under my belt to be a
victory and I am glad to tell you about it.
"Hey, I made it another year!"
WHAP! FREAK!!
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