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How mothers cradle babies could show stress: study

 

How you hold your baby may say a lot about your mental state, British researchers said on Wednesday.

 

Does that include when you are holding it under water? Andrea Yates wasn't available for comments.

 

Sorry.

 

Their study found that mothers who cradled their babies in the right arm showed signs of stress and could be at higher risk of depression, said Nadja Reissland, a developmental psychologist at Durham University who led the research.

 

The babies who were held straight up, lost their minds and turned towards Scientology. Then - after jumping around on the couch - declared that they were going to eat their young.

 

But why this might be is a mystery, said the researchers, who published the study in the Journal of Child Psychology and Psychiatry.

 

"What it shows is mothers who cradle to the right might be stressed," Reissland said in a telephone interview. "There is no explanation of why."

 

Of course there isn't an explanation!! !! This isn't actual F**KING" scientific research"!!!!!

 

This is your left wing media at work --- just trying to label anything that has to do with the 'right' as BAD.

 

Ok, that was a humorous reach. WHAP!!!!!

 

My head might explode if I read the rest of this -- but here is the link.

 

 

Tuesday, 29, 2007

Police: Man leapt from moving car to avoid argument

 

Police say the man found injured on I-25 Friday night apparently leapt from a moving vehicle to avoid a verbal argument with his significant other.

 

Maybe he saw a divorce lawyer in the car next to him.

 

The man was found injured on southbound I-25 just north of Colfax Avenue on Friday night.
 

Denver Police say the car was being driven by either the man's wife or girlfriend. They say the woman refused to stop or pull over during the argument, so the man jumped out of the moving car.

 

"..wife or girlfriend..."???? Could we get some more facts here? Was this Tony Soprano?

 

Authorities say the man suffered non-life-threatening road rash.

 

Was this argument about another type of rash?

 

Monday, 28, 2007

Passenger Arrested After Trying to Open Door During Flight

 

A passenger tried to open a plane door during a Frontier Airlines flight on Saturday morning but was subdued by airline staff and passengers, an airline spokesman said.

 

Police and Transportation Security Administration staff met Flight 514 after the plane landed in New York City and took the man into custody, said

Frontier spokesman Joe Hodas.

 

Hodas said the man, whose name was not released, would not have been able to open the door even if he had not been subdued. "You need special training to open the door," he said.

 

"...whose name was not released..." ???? I wonder why? My guess is because his name begins with "Muhammad Hussar Death to all white devil infidels."

 

Special training to open the door?

 

Is that special training, as in knowing how to make a vest bomb and sneak it on board? WHAP!!! 

 

There were 128 passengers and five crew members on the plane, Hodas said.

 

Passenger Bobby Vigil of Estes Park told KUSA-TV in Denver that the man had been acting strangely. Vigil said he and other passengers helped a flight attendant tie the man to his seat with duct tape.

 

"The whole rest of the flight, all the way in, he was yelling and trying to bite the tape, and they ended up restraining him with an extra lap belt," said Vigil.

 

I would have restrained him by rendering him unconscious with my shovel. Oh, wait... they won't let me carry it on the plane any more.

 

Damn mindless regulations.

 

Mustached Men of America Fight Back

 

America's biggest cultural battles normally rage around the notorious trinity of guns, gays and God. But where pressure groups debating abortion and the right to bear arms have gone before, a new campaign is following - fighting for every American's right to bear hair on their upper lip.

 

Waffle House waitresses demand the same.

 

Campaigning against what they say is widespread and unacceptable discrimination in the workplace and society, the American Moustache Institute (AMI) is vowing to restore well-tended facial hair to the noble status it enjoyed in the Seventies.

 

The institute is now dedicated to fighting to create a "climate of acceptance and understanding" for all mustached Americans alike.

 

This is the insanity of political correctness in your face. Or on it.

 

I wonder if Billy goats are offended?

 

The evidence that this is one more minority group with reason for a grievance is compelling. A recent poll found more than half of American women would refuse to kiss a man with a moustache. Others have said the look reminds them of Village People, Seventies porn stars and rednecks.

Does this stash make me look like dick?

 

No, but everything else about you does.

 

The AMI stands ready to assist any American who claims they have been discriminated against and wishes to bring court action.

 

Executive director Aaron Perlut, 36, a public relations executive who sports a Fu Manchu-style "horseshoe" moustache, told The Sunday Telegraph: "There's no question that there exists a measure of discrimination. People feel they have to shave before a job interview. We view ourselves as the American Civil Liberties Union for the moustache. But we know that we can win over young people for whom a moustache is a perfect means of self expression - and it's easier than a tattoo."

 

Please get a life. Please. I swear, this guy - and anyone who belongs to this "institute"- should seriously consider SUICIDE as an alternate career.

 

By the way, all good looking chicks have a" free mustache ride" pass here at Timm's Shovel.

 

Man accused of biting girlfriend's snake

 

Girlfriends snake? The Adam's apple should have been a sign that she was a he and...... Sorry.

 

A Northern Ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified Friday.

 

Ozzy Osbourne gave a high five.

 

Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4

 

McGleenon's lawyers said he head butted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "Your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying.

 

"Your snake tasted lovely......"  ??? Isn't that something that Madonna says several times a day?

 

Cooke's lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.

 

No, go figure!

 

 

 

Man found half eaten in zoo bear cage

 

A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

 

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.

 

I've been drunk, but I have never been - "hey, I want to mount that bear, drunk!"

 

Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged......... zoo director Vuk Bojovic said. 

 

Duh!!! Thanks for the keen insight, zoo dude!


Local media reported that police found several mobile phones - can you hear me now?- inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

 

They also found a note stating - "The idiots of today are making my job too easy - I might as well retire; Regards, Darwin."
 

 

Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?

 

When 6-year-old Ethan Bondick told his mom and dad he wanted to go fly-fishing in Montana, his well-heeled parents were stumped.

"We looked at each other and said, 'Oh, god, now what?' " said Gigi Bondick, 37, a "reformed" attorney whose husband works as a private-equity partner in Massachusetts.

 

Gigi? I wonder how easily she is confused by everyday life?

 

"reformed" attorney? Give me a break. What was her degree in? "Maid watching"?

 

"We're just not the camping kind of people. We don't pitch tents...... Your husband would if you were at the least bit attractive, you screeching banshee! We don't cook outdoors. We don't share a bathroom. It's just not going to happen. This is a kid who has never flown anything but first class or stayed anywhere other than a Four Seasons."

 

Is it just me, or do all of you want to slap this bitch in the face with a shovel?
 

The Bondicks, who live in a sprawling home on the edge of a state park outside Boston and hire a personal chef at home, shelled out $595 a night -- plus an additional $110 per person per day for food.

 

Is it any surprise that their last name ends in 'dick'?? Nothing against the rich, just the bitchy!

 

It's a hefty price to sleep in a tent, but the perks include a camp butler to build their fire, a maid to crank up the heated down comforter at nightfall and a cook to whip up bison rib-eye for dinner and French toast topped with huckleberries for breakfast.

 

The number of visits to U.S. national parks is declining, but "glamping" -- glamorous camping -- is on the rise in North America after gaining popularity among wealthy travelers in Africa and England, where luxury tents come with Persian rugs and electricity to power blow dryers.

 

Sorry, this is where I stopped reading this article. The person who came up with "glamping" should be beat to death with a shovel.

 

I hope these freaks run into the inbred hillbillies from "Deliverance" and can't find their Vaseline before the 'squeal like a pig' demands commence.

 

 

 

Monday, 20, 2007

 

Woman takes man for ride -- on top of car

 

 

Australian Woman Killed By Amorous Camel

 

An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

 

Humped to death by a camel? How ironic is that?

The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.

The 10-month-old male camel — weighing about 330 pounds — knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behavior, Gregory said.

 

330 pounds? That is nothing. I wonder how many sex partners Michael Moore and Rosie O'Fat have crushed?

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.
 

Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behavior was sexual.

Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

 

Joe Camel was unavailable for comment.

 

Determined buyer tries to score meth from police detective

 

This is just bizarre.

 

A man hoping to score some meth ended up getting himself arrested Monday when he allegedly tried to buy drugs from a Eugene police detective who was in the process of arresting the man's usual source.

 

The Eugene police vice narcotics unit had searched an apartment at 1055 W. Seventh Ave. on Monday night and were questioning the tenant inside when a man came up to the door and asked to buy drugs, Sgt. Jerry Webber said.

 

As detectives stood around with their badges hanging from their necks and latex gloves on their hands, the man asked the tenant, "Can you hook me up?" Webber said.

 

"I really need a 30," the man said, meaning a $30 bag of methamphetamine, or about 1/4 gram, Webber said.

 

The tenant was seated on the couch with handcuffs around his wrists. A detective was writing him a citation. The tenant said, "I don't think I can help you," Webber recalled, but the visitor persisted, and turned to the detective for help.

 

That's when detective Jeff Drullinger pointed at his police badge and said, "How does that shard look?" (A "shard" is a small chunk of crystal meth.)

He told the visitor he was under arrest for attempted possession of methamphetamine. "The guy says, `No, I'm not. I'm leaving,' and tries to run," Webber said.

 

Three or four officers grabbed him before he could flee. They found a small amount of marijuana in his possession, Webber said.

 

They cited the tenant, Gary Puckett, 58, for possessing meth and for endangering the welfare of a 15-year-old girl who was in the apartment.

 

What a role model! That 15-year-old will be dancing naked on a poll within 4 years. I wonder what her stage name will be? Sniffy?

 

They also arrested Luis Sanchez-Flores, 21, of Eugene, who walked into the apartment carrying seven baggies of meth, which he stuffed into his mouth when he saw the officers, Webber said. He ended up spitting them out and was booked into the Lane County Jail on a warrant and on new charges of meth possession and delivery.

 

How long until he makes bail, hits the streets and ends up back in jail? 10,9,8,7,6,5...

 

A fourth man, Edgar Daniel Figueroa, 18, of Eugene, showed up at the apartment carrying an illegal butterfly knife, Webber said. He told police he had come to tell Puckett not to sell drugs to his girlfriend. He left with a citation for carrying a concealed weapon.

 

I call B.S. on that. I think he was there  to rob the dealer and take his drugs. Man, you could run the numbers and all of thee guys would be lower than the lowest common denominator in society.

 

After that, police stopped answering the door, Webber said.

 

I guess they were afraid that the next knock might be a mentally crazed Jehovah's Witness.

 

 

Man's heart stops after Red Bull overdose

 

A MAN whose heart stopped after he consumed eight Red Bull energy drinks in five hours has called for an overhaul of the product's warning labels.

 

All the warning labels in the world won't help the stupid. All they will do is help stupid peoples lawyers make a living off of the stupid peoples stupidity. Know what I mean, Vern?

 

Last Sunday he was competing in a motocross event near Port Macquarie when he consumed eight Red Bulls over five hours.

 

"It was to get a bit of a buzz and keep down my reaction time," he said. "You have got to get off [the mark] and around the first corner first."

 

After his event, Mr Penbross, from Bonny Hills, noticed his heart racing. He collapsed soon after.

 

ummmm... he lived through it? Man, is Darwin on vacation?

 

 

Sorry, guys. The news bored the crap out of me.

 

See you Monday!!

 

Thursday, 15, 2007

 

Iraq

 

An elderly Iraqi woman shows two bullets which she says hit her house following an early coalition forces raid in the predominantly Shiite Baghdad suburb of Sadr City.

 

At least 175 people were slaughtered on Tuesday and more than 200 wounded when four suicide truck bombs targeted people from an ancient religious sect in northern Iraq, officials said.

 

Ummm....  this is your retarded left wing biased media, being 'your retarded left wing biased media....' 

 

What the F**K??!!!??!?

 

Are reporters this stupid or are they just agenda driven??

 

I say - "yes" to both.

 

Hey, dumbass - agenda driven reporter - those bullets weren't fired!!! The only way they hit her house, would be if someone threw them at it. Take your American hating ass and find a bridge to jump off of.

 

Dumbass!!! You are a f**king idiot!!!

 

I hate the press. Hate them! I hope they all end up being the subjects of a very, very painful, deadly, rectal experiment.

 

 

Wednesday, 14, 2007

Balloon ban wipes smile off British clown's face

 

A British clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he couldn't use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex.

Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions.

 

This is government at work, Shovelers. The government people who are afraid that the kids might be allergic to latex - are the same ones who want to give kids free condoms! By the handful!  What are condoms made of?? Ummmm...... LATEX!!!!!!!

 

The 47-year-old entertainer, also known as Tony Turner, has previously had to ditch his bubble-making machine because he could not get public liability insurance as companies assessed that youngsters might slip and hurt themselves.

 

Might slip and hurt themselves??? This world is turning into a huge vagina.

 

Hold on for a second while I go off into the corner and lose my mind. Be right back.

 

 

Elko deputy stopped by husband, arrested

 

An off-duty Elko County sheriff’s deputy was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol after her husband, a fellow deputy, pulled her over.

Charlotte Moore, 36, Spring Creek, was arrested in Elko at 11:41 p.m. Saturday. She was released at 1:47 a.m. on Sunday and placed on paid administrative leave, Elko County Undersheriff Rocky Gonzalez said.


Moore, a jail deputy who has been on staff for 11 years, was off duty driving her 2004 Pontiac Grand Am when she was initially pulled over by her husband, Elko County Sheriffs Deputy Mike Moore, a police report said.


In two separate accounts of the incident, Mike Moore indicated she initially was pulled over for either speeding or making an illegal turn, according to the report.
She allegedly left before being administered a portable breathalyzer test, the Elko Daily Free Press reported.


Mike Moore pulled her over again and called the Elko Police Department for backup. He left shortly after officer Shane Daz arrived. Elko Police Department Sgt. Mark Butterfield was also on scene.


Mike Moore was following procedure when he asked for backup, Gonzalez told the newspaper.


Neither Mike nor Charlotte Moore was available for comment Monday. She reportedly had been drinking approximately two hours earlier at a downtown business group’s wine walk, the newspaper said.


The sheriffs office supports the police department's actions, Gonzalez said.


Although this traffic stop was different from most, officers treated the stop as they would any other time a deputy calls for backup, Elko Police Chief Mike Smith said.

 

Sure, I'll buy tickets to that! I imagine it has been a LONG while since he said to her, "Blow into this..."

 

This has 'we were trying to ignore the inevitable divorce' written all over it.

 

Tuesday, 14, 2007

Elvis impersonator's gig record bid

 

A man is attempting to set a world record for the number of live Elvis Presley tribute performances achieved by one person in a single day.

 

Andy Woodward, an Elvis tribute artist, will perform at some of London's most famous landmarks on the 30th anniversary of the King's death

The 35-year-old, from Swansea, south Wales, is attempting to achieve 30 live Elvis tribute performances at sites such as the famous Abbey Road crossing, the London Eye and the High Court on Thursday

 

Woodward, who works for the driving registration body the DVLA, was crowned Best Welsh Elvis at this year's Porthcawl Elvis Festival in Wales

 

Festival spokesman Peter Phillips said: "It's going to be a marathon, 30 performances to mark 30 years since Elvis's death, but it's all in a good cause because he's representing the biggest European Elvis festival."

 

Huh? My head just exploded! People have way too much time on their hands.

 

In unrelated news --- David Letterman SUX!!

 

 

Man Accused Of Sex With Goat Says He Was Trying To Milk Animal

 

SHOVELLINE -TACOMA, Wash. -- A man accused of having sex with a goat was scheduled to be arraigned on a animal cruelty charge.

Charging papers said a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.

 

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

 

Right. And we all know that you must have your pants down to properly milk a goat.

 

 

Monday, 13, 2007

Christ-like smudge on garage floor fetches $1,525 online

 

A smudge of driveway sealant resembling the face of Jesus Christ has fetched more than $1,500 in an online auction.
 

The family that found the image on its garage floor sold it for $1,525.69 on eBay Wednesday, more than a week after the slab of concrete was put on sale.

"There are some people who need this kind of thing to sort of start them on their faith journey. I don't," she said. "That's why I don't mind parting with it."

 

Blah, blah...right! Translation - 'there are idiots out there who will pay for this stuff, so I might as well get the money while the getting is good.'


Pat Robertson told me, and all my sources tell me that he talks directly to God, that I shouldn't be surprised if Jesus' image shows up on my shovel.  He also told me that I should ask for 10 times that amount and donate all of the profits to his "Jesus wants me to live in a huge mansion"  foundation. WHAP!!

 

 

Bush War Advisor Says Draft Worth a Look

 

Frequent tours for U.S. forces in Iraq and Afghanistan have stressed the all-volunteer force and made it worth considering a return to a military draft, President Bush's new war adviser said Friday.

 

"I think it makes sense to certainly consider it," Army Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute said in an interview with National Public Radio's "All Things Considered."

 

"And I can tell you, this has always been an option on the table. But ultimately, this is a policy matter between meeting the demands for the nation's security by one means or another," Lute added in his first interview since he was confirmed by the Senate in June.

 

President Nixon abolished the draft in 1973. Restoring it, Lute said, would be a "major policy shift" and Bush has made it clear that he doesn't think it's necessary.

 

It isn't!

 

Recruit numbers are up, even though they know what they might be going into. <the press won't tell you that>

 

To the dismay of the liberals - there are still people who are willing to fight for our county.

 

In the interview, Lute also said that "Today, the current means of the all-volunteer force is serving us exceptionally well."

 

Still, he said the repeated deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan affect not only the troops but their families, who can influence whether a service member decides to stay in the military.

 

The military conducted a draft during the Civil War and both world wars and between 1948 and 1973. The Selective Service System, re-established in 1980, maintains a registry of 18-year-old men.

 

Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., has called for reinstating the draft as a way to end the Iraq war.

 

Ummm....no! Let's face it, Jackass Rangel has opened his worthless mouth just to get some press. He could care less about ending the war.

 

Right now he is claiming that people are joining the military because they are poor, uneducated and have no other choice. <what an asshole!! I am sure that the troops, who signed up voluntarily, find his comments insulting.> Hey, dipstick!! Ever heard of "pride", "service" or "duty to country"?

 

What an insulting A-hole!

 

Bottom line, he wants the draft reinstated so the he can start running numbers on how many blacks - vs - whites are drafted. He wants a racial issue to keep his mug in the headlines. "They joined because they were poor and underprivileged - they were drafted because they were poor and underprivileged." 

 

You can't win either way!! SHUT UP!!!!

 

This looser lives his life through the prism of race. Sad.

 

Please just shut up, develop a painful rectal itch, and go away!

 

The only 'draft' Charlie needs to worry about is the one between his ears!

 

God bless our troops and may they never be controlled by this IDIOT!

 

Pesky Wasps Halt Mail service for 2 Days

 

Pesky wasps that repeatedly stung a mail carrier forced the U.S. Postal Service to halt delivery for two days in a subdivision.

 

Blackie Lawless was suspiciously unavailable for comment.

 

Jason Huntley, who owns a home in Livingston County's Oceola Township, near Howell, called the Howell Post Office on Wednesday to find out why he didn't get any mail and was told about the wasp problem.

 

"They told me the whole subdivision wouldn't get mail until we changed the type of mailboxes we have," he said.

 

The homeowners association in the 250-home subdivision, however, negotiated a deal with the U.S. Postal Service to hire an exterminator instead of replacing mailboxes. Mail service was to resume Friday.

 

 

"Our carrier has been stung repeatedly over the past week," Bob Peterson, facility safety coordinator for the Postal Service, told The Detroit News. "Her one arm was still twice the size of the other."

 

Some Oceola Township residents weren't happy about the stopped service.

 

"It doesn't make sense," Sandra Grosso told the Livingston County Daily Press & Argus of Howell. "I've never had a problem with my mailbox."

 

When was the last time you waddled down to your mailbox, Ms. Kept?

 

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat , nor gloom of night, "Oh s**t - WASP!!!!! To Hell with your junk mail!! I'm out!!!" 


 

TV Legend Merv Griffin Dead At 82

 

Talk show host, game show king and entertainment icon Merv Griffin has died of prostate cancer, according to a statement from his family.

 

He was 82 years old.

Griffin, who has had a home in La Quinta, Calif. for the past 20 years, was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles in mid-July after a recurrence of the prostate cancer he battled in 1996.

 

But his biggest break financially came from inventing and producing "Jeopardy" in the 1960s and "Wheel of Fortune" in the 1970s. After they had become the hottest game shows in television, Griffin sold the rights to Coca-Cola for $250 million in 1986, retaining a share of the profits.

 

Alex Trebek is thanking his lucky stars -- otherwise his question would be, "Would you like super-sized fries with that - for $1 more?" 

 

Merv was a billionaire, yet he still died.

 

How will Hilary's 'universal health care' plan keep the poor alive and in better health when billionaires are dying? 

 

It won't.

 

But, it will give that bitch power over the dying <i.e. - everyone of us>

 

sigh...what to do?

 

Put a strangle hold grip on your shovel, and start swinging! WHAP!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, 10, 2007

Thirst kills 1,300 sheep on Croatia island

 

Authorities said Thursday they will remove as soon as possible the carcasses of 1,300 sheep that died of thirst on Croatia’s central Adriatic Murter Island.

Branka Gulin, veterinary inspector of Sibenik County on the central Adriatic coast, said preparations were under way to transfer the carcasses from the Kornati Archipelago, outside the port city of Zadar, to an inland site where they will be destroyed, the Croatian news agency HINA said.

 

Gulin said transport of the carcasses should begin by Sunday.

 

Many will be shipped to Alabama and sold on the Necrophiliac black market.

 

It is saaaaad what happened to these Croatian wool balls, but it is nothing compared to the millions of Polish fish that die of thirst every year.

 

Texas Parents Sue Governor, School District Over Moment of Silence

 

A Texas family is suing Gov. Rick Perry and a school district over a state-mandated moment of silence in schools, according to The Dallas Morning News.

 

David Wallace Croft and his wife, Shannon, of Carrollton, Texas, have three children at Rosemeade Elementary and argue that the moment of silence is unconstitutional and amounts to state-sanctioned school prayer.

 

This David Croft and his wife need to be beat to death with a shovel! Can we have a moment of silence for media whores? These two idiots need to be fitted with mercurochrome, and acid, coated ball gags!

 

This is a moment of silence. Just a moment of silence, where kids can do whatever they want to do. Pray, doodle, daydream about Harry Potter, or in the case of the Croft kids - sit and psychically receive their Satanic marching orders from Beelzebub himself.

 

I wonder what the Croft's would say if the school held a moment of silence after one of their kids died in an automobile accident? Surely there would be prayers in that moment. Would they sue over that? Who knows? Maybe the heathens would.

 

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