12, Dec, 2003 - 6:00 PM

Michael Jackson Charged with 'Lewd Acts' on Child

Michael Jackson was charged on Thursday with nine counts of molesting a boy under the age of 14, including seven "lewd acts" but the pop star's lawyer called the case a "shakedown" motivated by greed and revenge and vowed a legal battle.

Someone had better put this freak on a suicide watch!!

Just some links to the news coming out after Saddam's capture.

One of His Own -- Low-Level Bodyguard Tipped Off U.S. on Saddam’s Location

The informant who led U.S. forces to Saddam Hussein's hiding place was a low-level bodyguard, U.S. officials told ABCNEWS. The U.S. effort to go after low-level supporters came after CIA and military analysts concluded that members of Saddam's inner circle who had already been captured had no idea where the former dictator was hiding or, as the informant revealed, that he was moving around by a taxi cab.

"It was the low-level people who knew more because those were the people who actually had to drive the taxis," said Vince Cannistraro, former CIA counterterrorism chief and an ABCNEWS consultant. "You didn't have former generals driving taxis."

When the informant gave the military information about the possible location near the town of Adwar Saturday morning, aerial surveillance revealed the presence of an orange and white taxi parked next to a sheep pen.

"That was the key," said Cannistraro. "And so when the taxi showed up in that area, that was the signal for them to go."

A force of 600 troops of the 4th Infantry Division moved in on Saturday night at 8 p.m. local time and found Saddam hiding in an underground "spider hole" at 8:26 p.m.

Forces Were Close to Killing Saddam

Col. James Hickey, 43, also said Special Forces soldiers were seconds from pitching a hand grenade into Saddam's tiny underground refuge when the fugitive dictator's hands appeared above ground in surrender.

Britain will not step in if Iraqis decide on execution for dictator

Britain will not try to stop Iraqi leaders from executing Saddam Hussein for the atrocities he committed, Tony Blair made clear yesterday as jubilation over the dictator's capture turned to wrangling over how he should face justice.

In the Commons, Mr Blair told MPs: "This is something which in my view should be determined by the Iraqi government and the Iraqi people."

 

Albright thinks Bush hiding bin Laden

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright told Fox News Channel analyst Morton Kondracke yesterday she suspects President Bush knows the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and is simply waiting for the most politically expedient moment to announce his capture.

Those damn Democrats just can't help themselves can they? Ya know Madeline, when your boss Clinton was in office you guys didn't have to look for him because he was offered up to you on a silver platter! Yet, you just let him go. Would you please shut your vodka hole, you troll!

11, Dec, 2003

05, Dec, 2003

The complaint was filed with the U.S. Department of Transportation and the Department of Housing and Urban Development. A similar effort to change the name of the road 10 years ago was met by stiff resistance among local residents, and even some of the descendants of the original Japanese settlers.

You know what? This is a prime example of the greatness of our civil rights here in America. The fact that so called civil rights groups feel the need to file puerile, asinine, ridiculous complaints over something like this just shows how obsolete our nation has made the need for groups like them. They don't have a legitimate concern so they go after, and try to get face time, over an absolute non-issue like this! 

What should we change it to? Jap CIRCLE??

Shearing made sexy

Some of New Zealand's champion shearers and wool handlers are baring all in a 2004 calendar. The King Country-based golden shears and world champion David Fagan and the open wool handler champion Joanne Kumeroa are among the pin-ups featured.

The calendar has been put together by North Canterbury shearer Richard Sampey and his partner Ramona Peters. Sampey, who took most of the photographs, says he hopes the calendar will boost the profile of the shearing industry. He says he also hopes the calendar will also encourage younger people into shearing.

I guess they just don't have much going on over there in New Zealand. This is so wrong on so many levels!! I'm not even going to comment on it, other than to say that I hope to God this news doesn't make its way to Alabama!

Voyeur falls to death peering at naked woman's corpse

A voyeur fell to his death in southern China after climbing up the side of a building to get a better look at a woman's naked body. The woman was a prostitute, who leapt to her death from an apartment in Shenzhen after being held hostage.

The man climbed up the building after a large crowd gathered around the body, the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily reported. His death set off rumors that the ghost of the woman had lured the man to his death to be her companion in the afterlife, the newspaper said.

"I love Chinese! I love Chinese! They only come up to your knees......"  AND THEY ARE NUTS!

Americans Never Want To Hear `Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' Again

MINNEAPOLIS (Wireless Flash) -- This Christmas, there's one carol that's sure to clear the room: "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." According to a new poll by Reader's Digest Music, the novelty hit is the one holiday song that most Americans say they've heard way too often.

Did we really need someone to take a poll about this song?  I wanted to hang myself the second time I heard it!! Needless to say... the person who wrote and recorded the song needs to be beat to death with a shovel!!

03, Dec, 2003

Rockers Unite to Oust Bush

My God, why do these minstrels insist on flaunting their slow wittedness so often?? A few quotes from this article on the vacuously uninformed.

Adds Lou Reed, "We must all unite and work for whomever opposes Bush, regardless of whatever differences we may have. Our motto: Anything but Bush."

Jethro Tull lead singer, Ian Anderson, was quoted in a local paper saying, "I hate to see the American flag hanging out of every bloody station wagon. It's easy to confuse patriotism with nationalism. Flag-waving ain't gonna do it."

Well, lets see here Ian, nationalism is defined as "a devotion to one's nation; patriotism." I guess I can see how you might get the two confused. Much in the same manner that you might get crimson and red confused. Both of those words could be used to describe the byproduct of my shovel meeting your skull!!! You english idiot! Stay on that side of the pond and stick to what you know - sitting on a park bench with snot running down your nose. 

"We travel," says <Don> Henley. "We see what the economy is like in every city. We take the temperature of between 10,000 and 20,000 people four nights a week."

Right, Don. You see the economy from your limo and the dinner tables that are tediously prepared to the narcissistic wishes of your huge damn ego!! I guess you take that temperature anally considering how much you charge for a single ticket to your show!!  Don't get me wrong there - God bless you if you can get that amount per ticket, but I wouldn't watch you if you were playing on my back porch!  

Adds Fat Mike, "If we get a few hundred thousand kids together, we will be a force to reckon with. If anybody wants our votes, they're going to have to give us some of the things we want. If the NRA can do it, why can't we?" 

You can't because you lack the mental equivalency of opposable thumbs. That is to say the ability to grasp things - such as simple logic. A few hundred thousand means nothing if they don't go to the polls, and I seriously doubt that the crowd you gather would ever take the time to actually go vote. I mean, where is the buzz in standing in line with a bunch of old people? If you had the sense of even an inbred possum you'd join the NRA because without the second we wouldn't have the first, which means you would not be allowed your "artistic freedom".  Expressing yourself in the painfully annoying manner that you do might not be done without the gun.  <Did that rhyme? God, I just annoyed myself!>

Can I just say, why don't you jackass's please just shut up!  Play the three chords that your 10 remaining brain cells remember and pray that we continue to buy the tunes. John whatever you are calling yourself nowadays, why don't you go amuse yourself by changing your name again? Maybe.. John Allah Mellonhead! You hump!

Did you idiots not learn anything from the Dixie Fats?   

The next two headlines go together.

Wal-Mart Tops $1.52 Billion in One Day

BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) — Wal-Mart Stores Inc. said Saturday it hit a single-day company sales record during the traditional day-after-Thanksgiving shopping sprees, taking in more than $1.52 billion nationally.Last year, Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, reported sales of $1.43 billion for the Friday after Thanksgiving.

Early Sales Appear Modest as Holiday Season Begins

Modest?? The liberals in the press just can't bring themselves to actually report positively on anything that might make President Bush look good. No bias in the press though, huh? "Early Sales Appear Modest as Holiday Season Begins" That is THEIR headline! Here are some DIRECT quotes from the article that followed the "modest" headline!

"Wal-Mart...announced sales of $1.52 billion on Friday, a 6.3 percent increase over last year — and a single-day company sales record." 
 

"... results were "strong, and foot traffic was definitely better than last year," said Vanessa Castagna, chairman and chief executive of the Penney stores."  

"...According to ComScore Networks, online retail sales Friday were about $200 million, up 38 percent from last year's $145 million."