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Wednesday Gov. Ed Rendell's state police-chauffeured car has been clocked at speeds of more than 100 mph nine times since November, a newspaper reported Monday, citing anonymous sources.
One trooper even
gave chase, then stopped when Rendell's driver identified himself as
"Executive One" over the vehicle's police radio, the Philadelphia Daily
News reported. A Pennsylvania State Police spokeswoman said Monday that
the department is investigating a
ughhhh duh!!! We know they won't!
Student wants vodka to power your cell phone (KRT) - ST. LOUIS - Imagine powering up your cell phone's battery with vodka and having the charge last for a week. An area seed-money group was so taken with the idea of turning hooch into juice that it invested $400,000 in cash and in-kind services with the St. Louis company that is developing the technology. BioGenerator, a new seed-capital company, signed a deal Friday with Akermin Inc.
Potential uses for Akermin's technology include powering a
cell phone or laptop computer using vodka, beer or any other Plus, biofuel cells don't harm the environment like the heavy metals in lithium batteries, Akers said. "They are presenting a solution that is better than anything that is out there now," Snider said. The Akermin cell also doesn't have the risks of other fuel cells. A hydrogen cell could blow up, and methanol cells could blind users, Akers said. "All our cells could do is cause a cool buzz!" The Russians should be excited about this technology. Vodka, its not just for breakfast anymore!
Hedge dispute might cost couple
their home
LONDON (AP) - When
Paul Derwent and his wife Janet cut down 25 feet of laurel hedge on the
boundary of their property in May 2000, they set off a legal dispute that
now looks likely to cost them their home. The Derwents' neighbor, Robert
Seeckts, a lawyer, Three appeal judges on Thursday threw out the Derwents' appeal against a county court ruling that the hedge belonged to Seeckts and they had therefore acted illegally in removing it. The Derwents said they will have to sell their 600,000-pound (US$1.1 million) home, Linden House, to pay their 350,000-pound (US$630,000) legal bill. God, you're a hedge! This may be the first time in history that someone paid $630,000 for some bush!
Rice to testify in public, under oath
WASHINGTON - In a
reversal, President Bush said Tuesday that he had agreed to allow his
national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, to testify in public and under
oath before the Sept. 11 commission to give the nation “a complete picture”
of events leading up to the 2001 terrorist attacks. I'm not going to put the whole article up here. This is a load of crap if ever there were one. This is an issue of the separation of powers, plain and simple! But, as it is with most things, the Constitution be damned when it comes to Democrats getting what they want. Personally I think President Bush should have pulled the 'executive privilege card' on this. But I guess, in a way, he did take the Democrats out at the knees by allowing this to happen. It shut them up and Condoleezza is going to make fools out of them at these hearings. The fact that this is nothing more than a partisan witch hunt will be so blatant that Americans from both sides of the isle are going to roll their eyes in disgust. The questions that they will ask her, and the way that they are going to ask them, will eliminate any and all doubt as to their partisanship. If you think reporters ask mindless questions at press conferences, you ain't seen nothing yet! These congressmen are going to make total dancing monkey idiots out of themselves. But they will think they are doing something and you know that the press will be right there to try and help them with the spin. Actually, I must admit that I don't think the press will slant this out of pure bias. I think they will do it out of pure damn stupidity. I honestly believe most of them are Constitutionally retarded! One last thing. Did you know that Clinton pulled the executive privilege card in 1999 to keep a person from having to testify about that mindless Y2K scare? And do you know who that person was? None other than Richard Clarke. The putz who added the fuel to these 9/11 hearings. hmmmm I'm telling you this is going to be meaningless, pointless, uninformative testimony in front of an irrelevant committee of congressional idiots! WHAP!!
On this day!!
.... in1896 Whitcomb Judson of Chicago IL, patented the first
hookless fastener - or as most of us refer to it nowadays, THE ZIPPER!
In1918 daylight saving time went into effect for
the first time in the United States, thus launching the perpetual catch
phrase, "Don't forget to set your clocks back." MondaySoldiers liberate George H.W. Bush doormatBAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - There was a bit of unfinished business left over in Baghdad from the 1991 Gulf War. The U.S. Army has taken care of it. U.S. soldiers visited the battered Al-Rashid on Thursday night wielding hammers and chisels, and dug out the intricate tile mosaic of the former president that was used for years as a state-sponsored insult. Taking shoes to the
face is not exactly a compliment in any culture, but in the Arab world it's
a particular slam. Pointing the soles of one's feet at someone is a grave
insult. Saddam personally picked the Al-Rashid for the insult to Bush senior. The hotel was heavily trafficked by foreign guests and the base of operations for journalists during the 1991 war - Don't you know the journalist just loved that! WHAP! -and the place where, on the night of the first American air strike in January 1991, Arab guests huddled in the basement and shouted "Death to Bush." The mosaic, an unflattering portrait of Bush with his teeth bared in a scowl, was installed later in 1991 right in the Al-Rashid's doorway complete with a caption in Arabic and English: "Bush is criminal." On Thursday night,
the Army forces destroying the mosaic chipped away until it was
unrecognizable. They left behind thousands of little pieces in the concrete
of the floor - as ravaged as the hotel itself, which is now uninhabitable. And look what the Democratic National Headquarters has at their front door. SICK! Just whose side are the Dem's on? The libs in the media are going to let this slide right on through, but could you imagine the field day they would have if this were the Republican National Headquarters and this was an image of John Kerry? He'd get another purple heart every time someone stepped on it. I hear that Johnson & Johnson are coming out with a new John Kerry band-aid - each band-aid will come with its own purple heart.
Don King backs Bush Colorful US boxing
promoter Don King has thrown himself into the political arena by lending his
voice to a Republican Internet "game" attacking Democratic presidential
candidate John Kerry, the Republican National Committee announced today.
The game, found on the web at www.gop.com/kerryvskerry, shows King in a
boxing ring announcing a fight between Kerry and Kerry. "Ladies and Gentlemen - Welcome to Kerry versus Kerry, the battle for the Democratic Party," King announces with his trademark toothy smile and grey mane. Two likenesses of Kerry - one in blue trunks, the other in red - appear on the screen for "30 rounds" with gloves that say "flip" and "flop". Each round represents a different issue, from the war in Iraq to Israel's security fence. Damn! Did he snort some of his hairspray?
Carlsbad family seeks apology in fruitless pot raid CARLSBAD – Dina Dagy admits her family could do better when it comes to conserving energy. Her children don't
always shut off the computers when they're done. The family of five leaves
its outside lights on so that their runaway boxer might find its way home.
And it's not uncommon for them to do two
But it never occurred to Beryl and Dina Dagy that their high electric bills – which run from $200 to $300 a month – would cause them problems with the law. The Dagys' home was one of 25 raided Friday as part of a six-month investigation into a countywide ring that was growing marijuana inside rental homes. No pot was found in the Dagys' home. Ya know, the DEA can go to hell. I was going to unload on this story, but I think I would be preaching to the choir. Go find something else to do, you maggots!
Goat-swap wife runs home
A shepherd is demanding a refund after he swapped his
prize goat Do you really want me to go off here? I'm thinking most of you have already inserted your own jokes. I.... never mind:)
Lethal weapon A hand gun that speaks several languages, broadcasts the conversation to the police, fires lethal and non-lethal bullets and is activated only by the grip of the registered owner. The breakthrough uses electronics rather than mechanics; instead of moving parts and heavy magazines, it involves a bullet-stacked cylinder fired by electric impulse. A solo cylinder can
be used as a pistol, while a few dozen can be I just ordered a couple of hundred dozen. I bet Riggs already has one or twenty!
Friday
Man Kills Self; Human Head Found in
Car
SCITUATE,
R.I. - A man who was suspected of harming his girlfriend killed himself
after leading police on a high-speed chase.
Shechtman, 33, shot himself in the head Wednesday as police approached his car after a high-speed chase through several Rhode Island towns. I guess this guy really wanted head and was willing to die for it!
Iceberg Off Western Greenland Painted Red
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Off the coast of western Greenland, in an area saturated by slow-moving ice floes and white icebergs, the blood red one stands out by design. "We all have a need to decorate Mother Nature because it belongs to all us," Chilean-born Danish artist Marco Evaristti said Thursday. I agree! Although, my color of choice has more often than not been a clear yellow. On Wednesday,
he used 3,000 liters (780 gallons) of paint diluted with sea water, three
fire hoses, two icebreakers and a 20-man crew to spray the chunk of ice
floating in the water. Where are the environmental nuts on that? He just sprayed 780 gallons of paint into the ocean! There was no immediate reaction from Greenland authorities about the art work. Oh, I see... it is ART. To hell with the environment when it comes to the liberal arts. The term "liberal arts" was created so that people with absolutely no talent could make a buck filling galleries with visible proof of their astonishing worthlessness. Does anyone else remember the days when art required at least some tiny inkling of talent? If this is art, then why is graffiti illegal? It is the same freaking thing - ruining something by spraying paint all over it! We need to do away with all this so called funding of the arts. It is a load of B.S. By the way, this Evaristti guy is the same guy who filled a bunch of working blenders with goldfish and stuck them in a gallery and invited people to turn them on. They let him get away with calling THAT art! And a few people turned on the blenders!!! Where was PETA on that? Why didn't they flood the streets screaming animal cruelty? Isn't it odd how liberals take a position on something but are willing to look the other way if it is another liberal going against it? WHAP!
Man Sees Face Of Jesus In Pecan Tree
NATCHITOCHES, La. -- A Louisiana man says he's
always had Jesus in his heart. Now, he says he's got Jesus in his pecan tree
as well. At first glance, it looks like any other pecan tree. But with a little closer, you may notice an image of what Clyde Jackson says is Jesus. Jackson says he first spotted him while barbecuing in his backyard. Now, people stop by each night to check it out for themselves. Jackson says the best time to view it is around 6 p.m. CST. 6 p.m just happens to be the end of happy hour. hmmmm...Coincidence? And I hear old Clyde has a bathtub full of coon-ass gin that will make you shout, "Jesus Christ!!" after every shot.
Sex Line Takes Over Toll Free
Number Used For Missouri Tax Help
If you have
questions about your income tax refund from Missouri, make sure you don't
call the state's toll free number listed in last year's white pages. That
number refers you to a sex talk line. Michael Patrick found out the hard
way. He had not received the 2004 white pages when he was looking How ironic that this should happen in the 'show me' state? But, it seems fitting doesn't it? I mean, if you are talking "taxes" you are talking about getting screwed!!
----- Just click the link below. Forget the article, look to the right side of the page and the picture of Al Roker. The caption under that picture should conjure up uncontrollable vomiting fits. Where is the FCC on this? This goes WAY beyond indecency!! WHAP! YACK!
On this day in 1930 Sandra Day O'Connor was born in El Paso TX. She is the 1st woman to be appointed as a Supreme Court Justice. My God, to think we went from letting them vote to letting them actually make law. Who was group leader that day?? On this day in 1948 Steven Tyler was born in New York NY. The doctor said, congratulations you have just given birth to a healthy set of lips. On this day in 1994 talk show hostess Ricki Lake married Rob Sussman. Before meeting Ricki, Rob never imagined that flour would become such an indispensable part of his sex life! ThursdayPETA To Step Up Anti-KFC CampaignNORFOLK - The animal-rights activists who once suggested Ronald McDonald was a bloody butcher are going after Colonel Sanders, contending cruelty is the "secret recipe" for KFC's fried chicken. Starting next month, Norfolk-based People for the
Ethical Treatment of Animals plans to hand out "Buckets of Blood" to
children outside KFC restaurants and at middle and high schools near the
restaurants. The buckets are part of PETA's international campaign against
what it says are farming and slaughter abuses by KFC's suppliers. The 5-inch-tall, red-and-white striped containers mimic KFC's buckets. But instead of fried chicken, each is filled with items including a bag of fake blood and bones, a bloodied plastic chicken and a cardboard caricature of a blood-spattered Colonel Sanders holding a butcher knife toward a terrified-looking chicken. These PETA people need to be euthanized anytime you can manage to catch at least 5 of them together at once! I find the male members of PETA to be outlandishly hypocritical considering the enormous amount of chickens that they choke on a daily basis.
Muppets Bringing Peace to the Middle
East
A programming experiment using the Muppet
characters was launched six months ago and was widely welcomed by parents,
educators and the media. But the Muppets are not without their critics in
Israel, the Palestinian Authority and Jordan. Sesame Workshop partnered with
local producers to create "Sesame Stories," an adventurous initiative to use
new and existing "Sesame Street" characters to foster respect and
understanding among children in the region. Oh yes, what a great idea. Can't you just see it now --- the Cookie Monster and Big Bird cruising down Sesame Street discussing nouns and adjectives and then all of a sudden, when they pass the Grouch's garbage can -- BOOM!!!!! Cookies, feathers, fur and eyeballs all over the sidewalk! Today's show brought to you by the letters B, O, M and B.
Clichés, to be honest with you, drive us mad LONDON (Reuters) - The fact of the matter is that at the end of the day there is nothing, like, value-added about using clichés 24/7 -- with all due respect it's not awesome, it's annoying. That is the actual opening paragraph to this story. Is that supposed to be 'cute'? What retarded editor let that go through? They should be beat to death with a shovel. The Plain English Campaign said on Wednesday it had canvassed people in 70 countries to find the most irritating phrases of all. People who regurgitate irritating cliché phrases annoy the spider snot out of me! They should be beat to death with a shovel. "Using these terms in daily business is about as professional as wearing a novelty tie or having a wacky ring tone on your phone", Lister said in a statement. Man, those "whacky ring tones" really drive me nuts! I hate them! I don't understand peoples infatuation with them. They should be beat to death with a shovel.
Wednesday T-Shirt Trouble for Abercrombie & Fitch
CHARLESTON, WV-March 23, 2004 —
Gov. Bob Wise sent a letter to Abercrombie &
Fitch on Monday demanding that Timm's Shovel just learned from an inside source that Gov. Bob Wise secretly asked his secretary to order a shirt for his cousin, his wife and himself. The 2 shirts are due to arrive by Friday.
Gas Pump Prices Hit All-Time High NEW YORK (Reuters)
- U.S. average retail gasoline prices hit an all-time high on Tuesday as a
tight-fisted OPEC policy and rising demand constricted supplies, according
to the American Automobile Association. The average price for regular
gasoline at the nation's pumps was $1.738 per gallon, up less than a cent
from the previous record hit last September, according Blah, blah, blah! They are playing with the numbers here, folks. If you factor in inflation, the price is basically the same as it was fifty years ago. Spin, spin. Gotta love the media. News flash --- up from 5 cents to 89 cents, a bottle of Coke is at an all time high. Man, how maddening!
Anger over Lib Dem vote on porn Children's
campaigners and church groups have Have to love those Democrats. Oh, these are from Britain.
The planet Pluto was officially named on this day in 1930. Thus giving name to the birth place of most of the women I have met in my life! Also, on this day in 1958 Elvis Presley joined the army. Tuesday
World Champion 'Snake Man' Killed by
Cobra
BANGKOK (Reuters) -
Thailand's Boonreung Buachan, holder of the Guinness Book of World Records Boonreung was listed by the "Guinness Book of World Records" in 1998 after living with snakes in a glass box for seven days. I think Amber Lynn set a similar record for spending the most time penned up in a room with snakes. I think all those snakes did was spit on her though.
Great White denies connection to album, considers legal action PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) The band whose pyrotechnics
sparked a nightclub fire that killed 100 people said it has nothing to do
with a recently released cover I can't believe that their music has only lead to 100 deaths. I know I wanted to nibble on the business end of a pistol barrel after about the 100,000th time I heard "Rock me."
Beggar banned A Birmingham man has been banned from exposing
himself anywhere in Britain after he was convicted of breaching a previous
court order. Well, I guess that just leaves him with no where to GO!
Monday Christians Try To Censor Georgia School's Reading List
CARTERSVILLE, Ga.
-- Some Christian parents in Georgia want a bevy of books removed from
their local schools' reading list.
And some of us want those parents removed from the oxygen tent that us normal people call earth. Three parents with the group Crusaders for Christ told members of the Bartow County Board of Education that several books are too offensive for students to be reading. The group's leader, the Rev. Dwight Holcomb, told board members, "You're going to answer to God Almighty for your decision." Stop shaking your snakes and grab a chair, bud. You are going to have to answer too. Do you think that God is going to take comfort in the fact that you derided some of his greatest inspirations? Fool. Among the books this freak wants banned, "Of Mice and Men", "The Martian Chronicles", and "To Kill a Mockingbird". I am white knuckle gripping! Like kids read nowadays anyway. I ... never mind! Shut up and go away!
Fran Drescher announces campaign for women's health
'Four more years,
four more years,' is a familiar chant to victorious politicians. It's also
Fran Drescher's goal as she nears the fourth anniversary of her being
cancer-free. "There have been people who have approached me about running for political office and I am now seriously considering it," says Drescher. If that happens -- color me sitting on a grassy knoll licking my trigger finger. My God, is there a more annoying voice on this planet? I wonder if Newbomb would be her running mate? <heehee - so many of you didn't get that! too bad, you lose!>
Intel confirms chip-naming change
Celeron will now be
known as Celeron D (for Desktop) or Celeron M (for Mobile). Thus, the next
desktop Celeron will be called something like Celeron D 300 while Dothan,
the next upgrade to the Pentium M, will be the Pentium M 700, for example. Read this article if you want, but I think the person who wrote it is probably standing in line at the methadone clinic right about now. It is the most discombobulated thing I have ever read. Whew! Put down the pipe, brother! Anyway, let me put it in a nutshell for you. The computer nerds are going to start referring to their 'puters the way the cool dudes that they grew up with did their cars. They are going to give them cool names that have nothing to do with the speed of the chip. How cool! Not! Also, in an attempt to differentiate themselves they don't want to use the word 'series' after the model. Right on! I'm feeling ya, you freaks!! uggghhhh.... Geeeez! Can you say, "Hemi?"
Fletcher's hidden door cost $5,871 FRANKFORT - Taxpayers spent $5,871 to give Gov. Ernie Fletcher the hidden door into the Capitol room he uses for press conferences and cabinet meetings, according to state records "I'm not here to
serve your all's whims, basically," he told reporters at a March 5 news
conference. Yesterday, the Finance and Administration Cabinet released records showing the state paid $990 for materials and $4,881 for labor for the door in Room 110. Why isn't someone shoveling this mans guts out right now? I know I have 2 of you shovelers in the great state of Kentucky. Get gripping! Hey Ernie, yes you are there to serve, and THAT IS THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU ARE THERE! WHAP! Jackass! This guy ran and won as a Republican. Yeah, right! This putz is one of the many reason why President Bush can't get anything done up there. The republicans are spineless weenies! We have to take back our government, people!
Friday
Pakistan: Al-Qaida No. 2 may be
surrounded
WANA, Pakistan - Pakistani officials said Thursday that they believed that troops fighting a fierce battle had cornered and may have wounded Ayman al-Zawahri, Osama bin Laden’s top deputy in the al-Qaida terrorist network. Although he has been on the run since the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan in late 2001, al-Zawahri has continued to play a vital role in al-Qaida’s propaganda efforts with a series of audiotapes inciting followers to strike U.S. and Western targets. This is huge if it is actually this guy. As far as terror operations are concerned, catching this guy is 10 times bigger than catching Osama. Osama's capture will draw more as far as publicity goes, but getting this guy means a lot more to the war on terror.
Unwired Travel: Virgin Potty Talk
Why do I get the feeling that this will have the NOW gang standing in line instead of marching around with protest signs. I think I would just stand in front of the thing and ponder the minutia of my other daily activities.
Poland was 'misled' on Iraqi weapons, president says WARSAW, Poland (AP) Poland's president, a key Washington ally in Europe, said Thursday his country was ''misled'' about the threat of Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction, and added he may withdraw troops early if Iraq is stabilized. Misled? How do you mislead a Pollock? Hand them a piece of paper with "look at the other side" written on both sides of it?
Bush Thanks Soldiers for 'Job Well Done' FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. (AP) - A year after he sent troops to Iraq, President Bush thanked thousands who have returned home for "a job well done" and said the United States must persevere in the war against terrorism. "Welcome home!" exclaimed the president, wearing a military-style jacket as he spoke Thursday to thousands. .... After the pep talk for the troops, Bush was meeting privately with survivors of some who never made it home. He also walked the chow line with his wife, Laura, and with soldiers,
picking out fried shrimp, corn and broccoli.
Bush told the soldiers they were serving "at a crucial hour in the history of freedom" "In the first war of the 21st century," he said, "you're defending your fellow citizens against ruthless enemies. And by your sacrifice, you're making our country more secure. You have delivered justice to many terrorists, and you're keeping the rest of them on the run." . "It's about time we got somebody in a key position to do what we need to do" in leading the military, said Sgt. Jerry Tucker, who served in Iraq. Amen! Thursday
MONTPELLIER, France
- I can't believe the punishment was so light! This is France after all. They guy tried to run down one of their heroes!
Day the sun nearly shut down
earth A wave of massive
explosions which erupted from the sun's surface was so powerful it came
close to President Bush was blamed for the explosions which were obviously the result of his obsession with taking us into Iraq!
France gets Islamist threat PARIS: France has
received threats of a possible attack against French interests from an
Islamist group apparently named after a Chechen
Stephane Berthomet, a former anti-terrorist police officer, said he had never heard of the group. "I fear these are some of the people who will appear more and more in the next few months," he said. "We will have a slew of threats." Berthomet said France had already hiked its security precautions up to "red" level, the highest it could do without unleashing draconian measures in the top "scarlet" level. Scarlet? SCARLET!!? Did the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy design the color scheme for their alert levels? Scarlet. Good grief! Who are they trying to kid with that alert level scheme anyway? We all know that they only color they know is the lily white of a surrender flag!
Soldier's shame over donkey sex An Afghan soldier
was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married. Ahhh... the old Burro banging because I didn't have enough money to get married excuse, huh? Hey, who among us?
John Kerry quote of the day - "I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it. " On this day in1818 Congress approved the 1st pensions for government service.... thus leading the way to the lifelong politician. Didn't we have shovels back then? WednesdayGLOBE REPORTER CLAIMS TAPE RECORDED KERRY 'MORE' LEADERS NOT 'FOREIGN' LEADERS; TRANSCRIPTION 'SCREW-UP'
A BOSTON GLOBE
reporter at the center of a growing controversy over comments made by John
Kerry last week in Florida now claims he "screwed-up" --"I mis-transcribed a
key word," explains Patrick Healy, a political reporter for the Boston
Globe
who covered the event in a pool capacity. "Listening to the audio recorder
now, in the quiet of my house, I hear 'more leaders' and I am certain that
'more leaders' is what Senator Kerry said." Well, you tossed off your excuse just a little too late there, Patrick. <If that is your real name.> Kerry has already said that he spoke to the 'foreign' leaders. So, now it looks like both of you are lying. Imagine that. Here is a quote from Kerry at a town meeting. I did, I didn't, I kinda did? Can I offer a little advice here? SHUT UP! You guys are digging yourself a humongous hole. You're going Ditchwitch on this hole. Shut down the backhoe and stop while you are ahead. The press will let it disappear if you will just shut up.
How about another quote from John F*ing Kerry. “I do not fault George Bush for doing too much in the war on terror. I believe he’s done too little,” Kerry said. “I think this administration has it backward. President Bush says we can’t afford to fund homeland security. I say we can’t afford not to.”
This from a guy who last week was saying that the terror threat had been "exaggerated." A guy who voted against the creation of Homeland Security SIX freaking times! Thus delaying it for close to a year. He didn't even show last year to vote on the 29.3 billion dollar appropriations bill for Homeland Security. He votes against spending the money and then claims that we can't afford not to spend it. This behavior is psychotic!
Damage from Warming Becoming
'Irreversible,' Says New Report
WASHINGTON, D.C., Mar 15 -- Ten years after the ratification of a United Nations treaty on climate change, greenhouse gas emissions that lead to global warming are still on the rise, signaling a "collective failure" of the industrialized world, according to the Washington-based World Resources Institute (WRI), a leading environmental think-tank. "We are quickly moving to the point where the damage will be
irreversible," warned Dr. Jonathan Pershing, director of WRI's Climate,
Energy and Pollution Read the rest of this if you want. I am so sick of this stuff. These people have no idea what they are talking about, so why do we listen to them? Think about it.... we can't accurately forecast the weather five days in advance, so how do they expect us to take this seriously? WHAP! This is just a small clip of an article that ran in Newsweek in 1975. Back then they thought we were headed for another ice age! FREAKS! Read it. It is the same language, just a different prediction. In 1975 we were going to freeze, today we are going to burn. It is all a big load! My God, when are we going to stop giving these enviro- freaks the time of day?
Singer Whitney Houston enters
rehabilitation facility
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complaint received late last
week about the speed of the governor's vehicle, and would also look into
allegations in the Daily News story. But the spokeswoman, Trooper Linette
Quinn, would not reveal more details about the complaint or say whether
disciplinary action or criminal charges could result from the
investigation.
ethanol-based substance. 
sued them
for removing the hedge, which had formed a screen between his home and
theirs in the southern English village of Groombridge. 
So
the notion of thousands of Iraqi feet trudging over the patrician features
of George Herbert Walker Bush was particularly appealing to Saddam's regime,
humiliated by Bush during the 1991 Gulf War to free Kuwait from Iraqi
invaders.
or three loads of laundry each day.
for a friend's wife - only to have her run back to her husband
three months later.
used together to create a ballistic system capable of firing a hailstorm -
or metal storm - of bullets in seconds. The weapons are touted as lighter,
cheaper and faster than conventional firearms and, because they are
electrical, more easily linked to computers.
A human head, knives and a
gun were found in the man's car. A co-worker had told authorities that
Shechtman seemed suicidal and may have harmed his live-in girlfriend.
up the
number for the Missouri Department of Revenue. Instead of information about
taxes, he was invited to talk about sex. The recording stated: "Hi guys
welcome to an exciting new way to go live with hot --- girls waiting right
now to talk to you."
the clothing retailer stop selling a T-shirt
that spoofs the state with the slogan, "It's All Relative in West Virginia."
to the motorist
group's survey of more than 60,000 stations.
denounced Liberal Democrat calls for
change in the law to allow 16-year-olds to view pornography. They voted in
favor of allowing 16 and 17-year-olds to visit sex shops, which would be
made easier to set up and run. 
title for spending the most time penned up with snakes, was killed by a
cobra that bit him during his daily show, a hospital doctor said on Monday.
album titled ''Burning House of Love.'' A manager and a lawyer for the 1980s
rock band Great White said the CD is an unauthorized release and the title
is in bad taste. The band is exploring legal action against Horizon Italy,
the label that released the album.
Beggar Neil Statham,
was sentenced to two months' imprisonment and given a Criminal Anti-Social
Behaviour Order (CRASBO) after being caught urinating in a public place. The
order has three conditions - he is not to expose himself in a public, he is
not to beg in a public and he is not to urinate in a public.
Now, the former
Nanny star and health advocate is contemplating adding a new role
to her resume — politician.
But nothing will prepare you for
the men’s room in the newly-designed Virgin Airways Clubhouse in New York’s
John F. Kennedy airport, terminal 4: Urinals shaped like a woman’s mouth,
dolled up with red lipstick, wide open and ready for business.
shutting down power
grids and radio and mobile phone networks across the world. 
guerrilla killed in a Moscow
hostage-taking in 2002, the Interior Ministry says. 
southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today. The soldier was
discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of
Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer
said.
"Time and again, George Bush has failed to give
those fighting the war on terror -- whether they're overseas or here -- the
weapons, equipment, and support they need."
Program. "In fact, the latest scientific reports
indicate that global warming is worsening. Unless we act now, the world will
be locked into temperatures that would cause irreversible harm." 
Houston "thanks everyone for their support and prayers," publicist Nancy
Seltzer said in a statement Monday. She declined to offer any further
details.
are crashing into windows each year, with a third of them dying, a
bird research group says. 
purchased a corpse
and then staged a car accident on Feb. 27 in northwestern Siem Reap
province, said Om Sywouthia, the provincial chief of immigration police.
Police had initially reported that the burned body found in the driver's
seat of the car was the man's, but later discovered it was that of a woman
who died during childbirth. 
It was the first time a government that backed the Iraq war has been voted
out of office.
A pregnant woman
who allegedly ignored medical warnings to have a Caesarean section to save
her twins was charged Thursday with murder after one of the babies was
stillborn.
First off, is this or is this
not, comedian Rob Schneider in drag???!? Come on now. 
on it! 
Instead,
the broker sold the bodies to the Army, and the Army blew them up in
land-mine experiments. The Army says it did nothing wrong and has a
legitimate need to study whether special boots can prevent land-mine
injuries. The broker said he only did what brokers do: link up buyers with
sellers. 
warn that there could be a shortage over Easter. Coloring Easter eggs and
going on Easter egg hunts is a popular pastime among Norwegian children, who
enjoy about six days off school around the holiday. 
that two employees took a bath
in one of the sinks. Photos show two men in bathing suits taking turns
bathing in the large sink, which was filled with bubbles. The pictures
turned up at a CVS pharmacy. A photo worker told authorities.
Even in the warmth of a loving
home, that set of hard-bound books that once represented the crown tool of a
good education gets the cold shoulder. 
brother
and sister near Port Coquitlam, just east of Vancouver. 
and the student may not be able
to describe their hand position inside the cow. Therefore it is difficult
for the teacher to instruct the student in the procedure. 
His son
and manager Mark has told him they look embarrassing on a 63-year-old.
hadn't planned on telling her
daughter about the birds and bees until she was 8 or 9. But that changed the
night 4-year-old Catherine spotted a porno movie flickering on a screen in a
minivan nearby. 
More
than 40 sensors and hydraulic mechanisms function like a human nervous
system, constantly calculating how to distribute the weight being borne and
create a minimal load for the wearer. In lab experiments, says Kazerooni,
testers have walked around in the 100-pound exoskeleton plus a 70-pound
backpack and felt as if they were carrying just five pounds. 
