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Thursday, 27, 2008
Little Person Says Clerk Screamed,
Ran From Him
SHOVELLINE -
GREENVILLE COUNTY, S.C. -
A little person says he
encountered a big problem at an Upstate fast-food
restaurant. The McDonald's customer has filed a
complaint with the company and retained a lawyer to
advise him after he said that a restaurant employee
screamed and ran away from him because he is a
little person.
Wade said,
"Young lady had her back turned to the counter and when she turned
around and spotted me she threw her hands up in the air, started yelling
'Oh, my gosh! Oh my gosh!' and ran to the back of the restaurant,
continuing to yell as she was in back of the restaurant." Wade said that
the employee's response caught the attention of other customers, as well
as her co-workers.
I wonder if he
asked her to Super-Size him??
Wade said that
the shift manager and store manager apologized after the incident. He
said the employee who screamed told a supervisor that she had a phobia
of little people.
I guess we can
assume that Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory would be a horror movie for
her.
He said,
"Little People of America is going to write a letter on my behalf
stating that they do some type of disability awareness training."
Little people?
Political Correct B.S.! You are a midget! Go to the circus and pile into
a Volkswagen - or go to your local pub and be the midget in the tossing
contest.
You have to
watch midgets, they will chew your ankles off!
I send out Shovel
shirts - look what comes back. Man!!! Shovel BABE!!!
Monday, 24, 2008
Home bipolar disorder test
causes stirs
Dr. John Kelsoe has
spent his career trying to identify the biological roots of bipolar
disorder. In December, he announced he had discovered several gene mutations
closely tied to the disease, also known as manic depression.
That gene would be
the - not spanking your child - gene. We see where that has got us.
He began selling
bipolar genetic tests straight to the public over the Internet last month
for $399.
His company,
La Jolla-based Psynomics, joins a legion of
startups racing to exploit the boom in research
connecting genetic variations to a host of health
conditions. More than 1,000 at-home gene tests have
burst onto the market in the past few years.
Kelsoe, 52,
acknowledges that bipolar disorder probably results from a combination of
genetic factors and life experiences, and that the presence of these gene
variations does not at all mean that someone will, in fact, develop the
disease. He admits, too, that his findings about the genetic basis of the
illness are far from complete.
Ummm... so he
admits that - HE HAS NO F***ING IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!!! WHAP!
Bipolar sufferers
experience intense mood swings as they cycle between manic, sometimes
delusional highs and depressive lows..........
I
dated a bipolar chick once. She was nuts and could not control her temper;
but it made for good "make up" sex.
Wednesday, 26,
2008
Chicago's Dumbest Thief
Chicago Police say no one could make this story up...
A 18-year-old man entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North
Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a
gun around and demanded money, according to police.
When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew
how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least
he thought it was brilliant.
He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call
him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him.
The man left and the employees opted to call 911. Authorities stationed
plain clothes officers in the shop and called the would-be robber back.
The suspect showed up again, and waved his gun around again, but this
time was shot in the leg by an officer.
The leg? Could
the cop not hit the head??
Man shoots wife while installing
satellite TV system
Officials are
trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who
fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in
their home.
Thirty-four-year-old Patsy Long of Deep Water was pronounced dead
Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber
handgun. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of
their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through
the exterior wall using other means.
Other means?
What was he doing? Poking at the wall with his finger?
Henry County
Sheriff's Deputies say the woman was hit by the second of two shots
fired by her husband.
Darwin either
got the wrong one or missed one here.
"Honey, I'm
going to blast a hole in the wall. Step out there and let me know if it
goes through."
Richard Gere cleared of obscenity
India's Supreme
Court has described a legal case in which Hollywood actor Richard Gere
is accused of obscene behavior as "frivolous".
Kissing in
public is widely considered taboo in India.
Gere plans to
visit India soon and his lawyer had appealed to the court to stop the
arrest warrants against him.
His gerbils are
screaming, to deaf ears, "what about our rights?"
Thursday, 13, 2008
RESIGNED TO DISGRACE
Eliot Spitzer
'Sorry For Private Failings' In Biggest Scandal In Modern New York
Political History
Eliot Spitzer's
tumultuous tumble from the zenith of a promising political career to the
nadir of a shocking sex scandal came as no surprise Wednesday as the
bright, bull-headed governor announced his resignation, effective
Monday, under bloating pressure from state lawmakers and the public.
Zenith, nadir?
Did this reporter just find his thesaurus?
"To every
New Yorker and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for, I
sincerely apologize," he said. "There is much to be done, and I cannot
allow for my private failings to disrupt the people's work."
Private
failings???!!!???
I love that
politically correct speech. Private failings?
Say what it
is!! You were using tax payer moneys to bang WHORES!!!
Wednesday, 12 2008
What the hell??? Did you forget about me? You will pay! Trust me, you
will PAY!!!
Evel Knievel stunt doll is top toy
Judge
to consider sex in custody allegation involving defendant
A judge will
consider whether jurors should hear allegations that a man accused of
burning his infant daughter in a microwave had sex in an interrogation
room after being arrested.
Who gives one
rats ass if he had sex in the interrogation room??!!!???
Joshua Mauldin,
20, has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to a charge of injury
to a child, which carries a sentence of from five to 99 years in prison.
Mauldin is accused of placing 2-month-old Ana in a microwave for 10 to
20 seconds on May 10.
This is just
one of those stories that makes me stick my shovel in the ground, look
up in the sky and ask, "Why, Lord?"
This freak put
his kid in a F***ing microwave!! Why didn't someone take a shovel and
beat him to death on the spot??!!!?? He put his daughter in a
microwave!!!!! Hello??? Why is he still alive??
Darwin... how
did you miss this asshole?
My head hurts.
Tuesday, 11, 2008
Busting Myth, People Turn More
Liberal With Age
The stereotype
of a cranky old man, set in his ways, getting more conservative by the
day, is an enduring one. But new research has debunked the myth that
people become more conservative as they age.
By
comparing surveys of various age groups taken over a span of more than
30 years, sociologists found that in general, Americans' opinions veer
toward the liberal as they
grow older.
Can you say, John Mc Cain?
Actually this article and
study are big load of crap. The people are sociologist. That is just a
few letters away from socialist.
Va. Targets Adults Who French Kiss
Kids
SHOVELLINE -RICHMOND, Va.
- State legislators passed a law Saturday
that would require adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 to
register as a sex offender.
Those convicted of
tongue-kissing a child would be guilty of a misdemeanor, punishable by
up to one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. The House of Delegates passed
the legislation 96-1 and the Senate 39-0.
Woody Allen is
reported to be inconsolable.
The bill now heads to
Gov. Timothy M. Kaine,
who said he supports the legislation.
Delagate Riley Ingram,
R-Hopewell, introduced the bill on behalf of a woman whose 10-year-old
daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter.
Why didn't they just
beat the guy to death with a shovel and call it a day?? Do we really
need to waste taxpayer money debating this bullsh*t?
The only crime
prosecutors could charge the man with was contributing to the
delinquency of a minor, which did not require that he register as a sex
offender.
Ingram and other members
of the House fought to make the crime a felony, but in the final day of
the 2008 General Assembly session gave in to senators who thought that
classifying it as a felony was too harsh.
Well, duh!! That would
ruin their family reunions!
Monday, 10, 2008
Springing forward tied to car
crashes
Our watches and
wall clocks will be springing forward Sunday with daylight saving time,
but our biological clocks will be lagging behind.
That could mean
drowsier drivers hitting the road Monday, some sleep researchers say.
Police statistics requested by the Free Press confirm that the Mondays
after the springtime change are worse than usual for traffic crashes.
According to
State Police vehicle accident numbers for 2002-06, the Mondays after the
switch to daylight saving time were worse compared to an average day
that month and for an average Monday.
The Monday
after the time change averaged 1,397 crashes. An average day that month
had about 840 accidents and an average Monday had about 1,022 crashes.
Did they really
need a study to figure this out? Here is the conclusion of my "study" -
people over sleep and are rushing to avoid being late for work. For that
matter, maybe they crash on purpose so that they will have a legitimate
excuse for being late , FOR THE 300th time that year!
DST is about
the stupidest thing that our country does, other than continuing to
allow our government to confiscate our hard earned money at their whim,
so they can blow it at their whim, on anything they want, without any
real questioning. WHAP!
Who isn't sick
of setting their clocks back and forth? Hell, every time I have to go
through my house changing all the clocks, I lose an hour anyway. I never
gain anything! Where is my day light saving account, and when can
I draw from it?
Mayor of New Orleans: "I Am A
Vagina-Friendly Mayor"
Bill Clinton
said, "What is the big deal, Ray? You ain't nothing! I have been a
vagina-friendly politician all of my life."
New Orleans
Mayor Ray Nagin says he is "a vagina-friendly Mayor."
That is a
slogan that can't be licked. ummmm... I mean can.
Nagin made the remark while welcoming the author of the Vagina
Monologues, Eve Ensler to the city to promote the "V-Day" celebration in
New Orleans next month.
Scheduled to
appear during 2 days of educational, cultural and entertainment events
at the New Orleans Arena and Louisiana Superdome, are Oprah Winfrey,
Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and
Faith Hill.
Where is
Ellen D and Rosie O'Fat? Not to mention that incessantly talking vagina
Keith Olberman? He must not be able to attend because he will be on his
cycle during those 2 days.
Ensler says they will celebrate V-Day's 10 years of ending violence in
the world.
Mayor Nagin began his comments at the news conference by saying, "How am
I gonna stand up and say, I'm a 'vagina-friendly' Mayor to these cameras
after 'Chocolate City' and some of the other stuff that I've done. But
you know what? I'm in."
"She (Ensler)
started describing the event, and you know what, I'm a guy and I've
heard about the Vagina Monologues but I don't know what was going on. I
didn't know anything about it and she started to describe this event -
look, you know I've got a script and I'm not following it - and I was
absolutely blown away at how awesome this work is. I mean, she is doing
God's work. So, I stand before you, a vagina-friendly Mayor. I am in!
And you know what? It is so appropriate right now. New Orleans,
Louisiana is the birthplace of jazz, you know, but it is the birthplace
of so many tremendous women."
Let's all be
proud of the first mentally retarded mayor and how he handles his
vagistrative responsibilities. WHAP! This is what this "blame
anything that goes wrong on everyone but me" worries about?
No wonder that
place couldn't handle its business after the storm.
Fantasy fishing promoter lands
wrestler Hulk Hogan
The creator of
a new fantasy fishing league hopes
Hulk Hogan, the former wrestler who hosts the U.S. reality TV
show "American
Gladiators," will help the pastime reel in enthusiasts.
Fantasy
Fishing??!!!?? My head just exploded as I lost my confidence in the
human race.
Man, we don't
have enough people committing suicide in this world.
Irwin Jacobs,
the one-time U.S. corporate raider behind the league, said Hogan was the
natural choice for spokesman for the angling game, even though Hogan is
better known for his atomic leg drop than his fly-casting finesse.
Hogan, "Ok,
brother, grab that pole. Now, snatch that bass, brother, make it pay!
Give it the live well drop, brother!!!! Show that scale covered looser
who is the boss, brother! Now, jump into the boat next to you and show
that red wiggler spanker who is the man, brother! Lower the hammer,
brother"
"He's the most
recognizable face in the world," Jacobs said in an interview. "He could
be walking down the street in
Tokyo with the Japanese prime minister and the crowds would be
following him."
Just like
fantasy football or cricket, fantasy fishing players pick a team of
professional tournament anglers and earn points based on how their team
members perform in seven FLW tournaments and the annual Forrest Wood Cup
championships.
I don't have
time for fantasy fishing because my "Old Folks Home" Bingo Fantasy
Leagues takes up all of my free time. Every time I do my scouting I come
home smelling like moth balls.
And as fantasy sports have risen in popularity,
leagues for just about every sport imaginable
have been added -- from golf to rugby to bass
fishing -- though U.S. football and baseball
remain the most popular.
What makes Jacobs' new league different, he
insists, is both the prize money and his
transparent goal of turning some of the players
into boat owners.
Jacobs is also offering millions of dollars in
prizes to get people to play.
"Somebody's going to become a millionaire
staying home watching fishing," he said.
Trailer parks across this country are full of
guys who actually believe, and are counting on
that. Our country is circling the drain. WHAP!
Bill: Mandatory Paternity Tests
Before Birth Certificates Issued
State Rep. G. A. Hardaway is backing a bill requiring a paternity test
performed on all babies before their fathers' names are listed on birth
certificates.
Yes, he is a Democrat - and he is black. I'm just saying.... ya know,
his own bill might come back to bite him in the butt.
Hardaway said personal pleas for help in his district prompted him to
sponsor what could be called the "paternity proposal" in the Tennessee
Legislature.
His proposal would affect single adults as well as married couples.
I
wonder if he has a copy write on a new reality TV show?
That is exactly what this is going to lead to - a delivery rooms full of
cameras and an arena full of stooges who can't wait to punch a button to
guess who the father is. The idiots in this world will watch it, foaming
at the mouth, like Pavalonian dogs.
Who will be the host? I assume an ex-member of the NBA.
Right now, it costs $7 to get a copy of a birth certificate. The
proposed legislation would add $165 to the cost.
Can you say - MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! I just want more of your money!
"I do not support a paternity bill," said state Rep. Sherry Jones, a
Nashville Democrat. "I think it's a real affront to women to say that
every baby born has to have a paternity test."
Rebecca Kopp agrees. She recently finished filling out the birth
certificate paperwork for her three-month-old son.
"I think it's offensive because I am married," Kopp said. "Even for
women who aren't married, if they want to get a birth certificate, I
think that that should be their right. I don't think they should have to
prove who the father is."
So you want a state full of irresponsible, inscrutable sluts, who can
say," I don't know who my babies daddy is. I just need my government
handouts. Give me my checks and I will give you my vote"
I
can read through your political dribble, you skank. You are just fishing
for votes.
Right now, if a woman has been married for 300 days before their baby
was born, the husband's name automatically goes on the birth
certificate.
Even if the father is her cousin.
What? Hey, we are talking about Tennessee.
Friday, 07, 2008
Last Doughboy Gets Presidential
'Thank You'
Frank Buckles,
107, of Charlestown, W.Va., was honored in Washington today as the last
remaining veteran to have served with American forces during World War
I.
Buckles met
with President Bush at the White House and was honored at the Pentagon
as the last of nearly 5 million doughboys who served in the bloody
conflict known as "the Great War" -- a war Buckles was so anxious to
serve in that that the then-16-year-old fibbed about his age so he could
join the Army.
Buckles came to
the Pentagon to be part of a ceremony to accept a photo exhibit honoring
the last remaining veterans of World War I.
This guy saw
WW1, The Great Depression, WW2, Korea, Vietnam... and on and on and on.
Wow! What a life! Salute!
Sexy time
Guys, relax.
Good sex needn't last all night. In fact, experts now
say it shouldn't drag on longer than an episode of
Sex and the City.
The best sex, according to new research published
Wednesday in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, lasts a
whopping seven to 13 minutes, plus a little foreplay.
And for a lot of guys, 5 minutes of that is begging.
The study, based on a survey of 33 qualified Canadian
and U.S. sex therapists, found that one to two minutes
of intercourse for a heterosexual couple is “too short,”
three to seven minutes is “adequate” and 30 minutes is
“too long.”
Between seven and 13 minutes of intercourse is
“desirable,” the experts said.
And by "desirable", they mean that they hope to one day
achieve the 13 minute mark. Dorks! WHAP!
Several sex therapists and researchers said it's a
mistake to try to quantify any aspect of sex or
intimacy.
“Any generalizations regarding what is normal or an
adequate length of time for intercourse should be taken
with a sizable grain of salt,” said Alex McKay, research
co-ordinator for the Sex Information and Education
Council of Canada. “It's not time that matters, it's the
quality of the experience.”
David McKenzie, a sex therapist in Vancouver, added:
“There's no such thing as normality in sex.”
Especially when it comes to Liberace or Richard
Gere and gerbils.
Read the rest of the report if you want, but it is so
contradictory - it will make you wonder why it was even
written.
Thursday, 06, 2008
Lawyer and Client Sanctioned Over
Client's Conduct, Use of 'F Word' During Deposition
A federal judge
has levied sanctions of more than $29,000 on a lawyer and his client
after finding that a deposition was a "spectacular failure" because of
the client's constant use of vulgar language and insults and dodging or
refusing to answer questions, and his lawyer's failure to rein him in.
In his
44-page opinion in
GMAC Bank v. HTFC Corp.,
U.S. District Judge Eduardo C. Robreno found that
Aaron Wider, the CEO of HTFC,
engaged in "hostile, uncivil, and vulgar conduct, which persisted
throughout the nearly 12 hours of deposition testimony."
Robreno noted that Wider used the "F word" or variations of it
73 times during the deposition and that the video shows that
his lawyer, Joseph R. Ziccardi of Chicago,
at one point "snickered" at his client's conduct.
That, fellow
Shovelers, is $367 per F-bomb!
Ziccardi was
also to blame, Robreno found, because he failed to stop his client's
tirades and persuade him to answer questions.
"The nature of
Wider's misconduct was so severe and pervasive, and his violations of
the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure so frequent and blatant, that any
reasonable attorney representing Wider would have intervened in an
effort to curb Wider's misconduct," Robreno wrote.
In a footnote,
Robreno seemed to apologize to readers for the coarse language he
included in the opinion, but said "while the use of profanity in the
opinion is distasteful, it is necessary in order to capture the nature
of the offensive conduct displayed by the deponent."
The opinion
includes lengthy quotes from Wider's deposition which Robreno said were
"only a few examples" of Wider's misconduct.
Throughout
the deposition, Robreno said, Wider "sought to intimidate
opposing counsel by maintaining a persistently hostile demeanor,
employing uncivil insults, and using profuse vulgarity."
According
to the transcript, as quoted in Robreno's opinion, Wider
erupted, saying: "'I'm taking a break. Fuck him. You open up the
document. You want me to look at something, you get the document
out. Earn your fucking money, asshole. Isn't the law
wonderful?'"
In
another passage, Bodzin said: "We're going to adjourn this
deposition if this happens again because you are offending every
single person."
According to Robreno's opinion, Wider responded: "'Don't speak
for anybody in here except yourself fuck face.'"
When
Bodzin said he was speaking for himself and the court reporter,
Wider said: "'If she had a problem with me she would say
something. She knows it's [not] directed toward her. It's
directed to you because you're a piece of shit and a piece of
garbage and I'm the only person in your life that is fucking up
your world and I enjoy it.'"
Sounds
like this guy was channeling Joe Pesci. Or maybe he had just
watched Steve Martin in "Planes, trains and automobiles".
"You
can start by wiping that fu*king dumb-ass smile off your rosy
fu*king cheeks. Then give me a fu*king automobile.
A fu*king Datsun, a fu*king Toyota, a fu*king Buick. Four
fu*king wheels and a seat. I don't care for the way your company
left me in fu*king nowhere with keys to a fu*king car that isn't
fu*king there. I didn't care to fu*king walk down a fu*king
highway and across a fu*king runway to get back here to have you
smile at my fu*king face. I want a fu*king car right fu*king
now.
Top 10 songs chosen to orbit Earth
ASTRONAUTS on the International Space Station (ISS)
are to get an unusual treat - an MP3 player
loaded with a playlist of songs specially chosen
for people in orbit.
The top ten was selected by a 14-year-old
Norwegian girl, Therese Miljeteig, who won a
competition staged by the European Space Agency
(ESA).
Her prize is to watch the launch this weekend of
ESA's space freighter, the Automated Transfer
Vehicle (ATV), at the Kourou space base, French
Guiana.
After launch, the cargo ship will dock
automatically in low Earth orbit with the ISS,
bringing food, water and other essentials to the
ISS crew, as well as clothing and other personal
items.
This was the winning selection, which beat out
1000 rivals from 10 countries:
- Here Comes The Sun - Beatles
- Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra
- Rocket Man - Elton John
- Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker and
Jennifer Warnes
- Imagine - John Lennon
- Flashdance - What A Feeling - Irene
Cara
- Walk of Life - Dire Straits
- Fly - Celine Dion
Oh well, I guess this one
is ok because - in space, no one can hear you
SCREECH!
- Rockin' All Over The World - Status
Quo
- I Believe I Can Fly - R Kelly
They should also include ropes for the
astronauts to hang themselves with.
ummmm...never mind, you can't do that when you
are weightless.
Wednesday, 05,
2008
Favre decides to call it a career
After
flirting with retirement for years,
Brett Favre
means it this time. The Green Bay
Packers
quarterback quit after a 17-season career in which he dazzled fans with
his grit, heart and rocket of an arm.
"I know I can
still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm
just tired," Favre said.
Last season,
Favre broke Dan Marino's career records for most touchdown passes and
most yards passing and John Elway's record for most career victories by
a starting quarterback
He
retires with 5,377 career completions in 8,758 attempts for 61,655
yards, 442 touchdowns and 288 interceptions.
This is a sad
day. Shovel raised to Favre!!!
Tuesday, 04, 2008
STEINEM MOCKS MAC'S POW ORDEAL
One of
Hillary Rodham
Clinton's best-known supporters,
feminist author Gloria Steinem, belittled
John McCain's
ordeal as a prisoner of war and the torture he endured as a captured
Navy airman.
"I mean, hello?" Steinem told a Texas crowd
Saturday night as she was discussing McCain's
captivity by the Viet Cong.
"This is
supposed to be a qualification to be president? I don't think so," The
New York Observer quoted her as saying.
What is
qualification in your LSD paralyzed, 70's brain, you old bat?
Is it being a
power hungry socialist bitch, who ignored her "husbands" serial cheating
just so she could achieve her life's objective - obtaining POWER? Go die
you howling skank!
Her anti-military riff was part of her claim
that the press has a gender-based bias against
Clinton.
"Suppose
John McCain
had been Joan McCain and Joan McCain had got
captured, shot down and been a POW for eight
years," she said.
It would be shot down and then captured, you
moron bitch.! WHAP!
"Reporters would ask, 'What did you do wrong to
get captured? What terrible things did you do
while you were there as a captive for eight
years?' " Steinem said.
She went on to slam military experience in
general - an unusual tactic in a state with some
of the country's largest military installations.
"I am so grateful that she hasn't been trained
to kill anybody," Steinem said of Clinton.
Huh? Please, Dear Lord.... let a hole open up
and swallow up all the hippies that rose to
prominence in the 70's!
I, for one, am VERY glad that our military is
trained to kill people - kill people in order to
keep this country safe and FREE!
Even if part of that freedom is the freedom for
IDIOTS like this mentally bankrupt interloper to
speak!! WHAP!
Man Blames Wife Beating On Gas
Prices
A 77-year-old
man told a deputy he roughed up his 74-year-old wife because he was
upset about the high cost of gas for driving her to and from dialysis
treatments, according to police.
Damn that
George Bush and Halliburton! Look at what they are causing! They have no
soul!
Authorities
said Richard Close was charged with aggravated battery and battery on a
person over 65.
Huh? Over 65?
What is the difference? Is battery not battery? Oh, I forgot, we live in
a politically correct society.
Close said that
his life turned upside down when doctors in Illinois placed his wife on
kidney dialysis.
Over the
Christmas holidays, the retired mechanic said his wife of 26 years went
to visit her family. During the visit, doctors placed her on dialysis.
High gas prices
and medical bills??? How long will it be before the Democrats jump on
this story? Womb to tomb coverage of our entire existence. I can hear
them now.
"You shouldn't
have to pay for your gas, or your health care, or your house, or your
food, or any of the other unfair things that the greedy corporate
businesses are charging you for. Vote for us and live free!
......well, free as we will let you be...."
WHAP!!!
Deputies went
to the couple's home Thursday night because of an altercation. Close's
wife told them that her husband had beaten her up, police said.
FDA: Don't swallow inhaler
capsules
Respiratory disease
medications Spiriva and Foradil capsules should be used with the intended
inhalation devices and not swallowed, federal health officials warned on
Friday.
Darwin yelled,
"Damn it! Get off of my lawn, FDA!"
These drugs
were developed to facilitate breathing in patients with asthma and
chronic obstructive lung disease, including chronic bronchitis and
emphysema.
But the
Food and Drug Administration said it has received several reports
of the capsules being swallowed. The agency warned that these products
will only properly assist breathing if inhaled through the
Spiriva HandiHaler or Foradil Aerolizer, which were designed to
deliver these drugs.
If you are this
stupid, you really don't deserve to live. Hmmmmm...... it makes me
wonder what these idiots do with suppositories.
Worker caught having sex with
Henry Hoover
A Polish worker
has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a
vacuum cleaner.
The vacuum is
kind of cute. I mean, ya know, a few drinks on a lonely night - and you
can't find a date. I'm just saying.....
The building
contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when
he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
A stunned
security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act
with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and
a hose protruding from its "nose".
The security
guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover"
before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
Let the polish
jokes begin!
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