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21, NOV, 2003 FATUOUS FRIDAY! Staffers squabble at Kerry's expense Loose lips have ruled the Kerry ship almost since the beginning. If the candidate doesn't like your strategy, sell it to a reporter. If the candidate doesn't like your ideas, quit and work for a different candidate. Key staffers from the Kerry effort have already left and landed in other campaigns. The departure of the campaign manager led to a raft of departures of others who seemed more loyal to staff than to the candidate who was paying all of them. Undelivered speech drafts found their way to the press. The nastiness has had tongues wagging and filled front pages.
Everyone connected to this guy is jumping ship, and for good reason. If
you listen to him waffle from issue to issue it becomes brazenly
apparent that he doesn't believe in anything for more than about 10
minutes. I guess he is hoping to get the Alzheimer's vote. Which
isn't a good strategy if you think about it -- you are hoping that they
will forget what you said, while at the same time hoping they will remember to go the polls
and vote for you. Ummmm THAT'S NUTS! I guess he should take comfort in the fact that he is married to Teresa Heinz (the Heinz catsup Queen); because after this race that might just come in handy considering his next job could entail him asking, "Would you like fries with that?"
PA. Hepatitis Cases Climb Past 500, Source Not Yet Known
The number of people
infected in a hepatitis A outbreak linked to a western Pennsylvania
restaurant has exceeded 500 and is likely to continue rising for another
week, state Health Department officials said Saturday. As of Saturday, 510
cases of hepatitis A had been confirmed in the outbreak, Pennsylvania
Health Department spokesman Richard McGarvey said.
WOW! They infected
510 people with hepatitis! I think that breaks the record previously held by Pamela Anderson!
Falcon Waterfree Technologies Responds to Increasing Global Demand for Waterfree Urinals Global demand for
Water free urinals? Haven't we had those things around for years? I think we call them litter boxes! How fitting a position for the personality challenged former vice president. When I flush my toilet it exudes more personality and charisma than Al. Rant to follow on this!
Masturbation 'may prevent cancer'
An Australian study
has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate
cancer in later life.
No comment here. I just included this
because I know it is great news for most of the males who patronize
my page. As a matter O fact - in the name of good health, some might just
go from frequent to chronic!!!
Lewinsky Says Her Past Has Hurt
Her Love Life
The intern infamous for her affair with U.S. President Bill Clinton said in the December issue of GQ magazine that she dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived. "If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told the men's magazine. But Lewinsky also admitted she is impatient when
men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.
Short lived? NO!!?? What guy wouldn't want a girl whose morals are consistent with those of...well.... Linda Lovelace?!? Or maybe they quickly tire of the constant clanging from the bell that is hanging around your neck. Bovine is not one of the qualities men tend to look for in a woman. It's not just that you are a whore, Monica - you are at fat whore. Ya know what? You might want to try Charlie Sheen. Well, I take that back. I don't think he likes whores who are sporting a body reminiscent of that of the Michelin Man! Actually, now that I think about it - I think the only thing you and his type of woman would have in common is that he likes women who show up carrying your weight in blow. So, she wants the guys to be more responsive? Hmmm.. I guess she wants the men she dates to be more like Clinton, who took to her the second he SPOTTED her in that blue dress!
Florida Woman Has Stroke, Gets British AccentA Sarasota County
woman says she felt like she was "losing her mind" when she suffered a
stroke and wound up with a British accent. Judi Roberts was doing a
crossword puzzle four years ago when her right hand went numb. She
suffered a stroke, which left her paralyzed on her right side and unable My God!!! A British accent? Wouldn't you rather have been paralyzed? Ugggh! Only death could be a worse result of a stroke. And the only thing worse than death would be a FRENCH accent!!!!
Ford celebrates 300 millionth car
built
The company celebrated the production of its 300 millionth vehicle 300 million pieces of CRAP produced!!! I don't see the big deal. It took them 100 years -Hell, Michael Moore accomplished that feat before his 15th birthday!!!
Metallica Album Sales a 'Bummer' -Hetfield U.S. sales of Metallica's latest album, which fell off the pop charts earlier this month, are a "bummer," according to the veteran rock group's singer, James Hetfield.
I don't know what the problem is. I love the CD!!! It is an AWSOME replacement for the drink coaster that my dog chewed up!!! I could produce better tunes by running my neighbors cat through a salad shooter.
Murphy's Law Turns 55 This Year OAKLAND, Calif.
(Wireless Flash) -- Would you believe Murphy's Law -- "Anything that can
go wrong will go wrong?" -- is celebrating its 55th anniversary this year? According to Murphy's Law historian Arthur Bloch, the phrase was invented by Air Force engineer Capt. Ed Murphy, who used a variation of the phrase -- "If there's any way to do it wrong, he will" -- to criticize another soldier. A fellow officer picked up on Murphy's comments and helped turn it into a "law" that somehow spread into popular culture.
19, NOV, 2003 Kennedy Calls Bush Minority Nominees 'Neanderthals' Boasting of his
party's resolve in the face of GOP attempts to stop their filibuster,
Kennedy told the Senate, "What has not ended is the resolution and the
determination of the members of the United States Senate to continue to
I had to search for this story but it goes right back to what I wrote about Zell Mi ller on Monday. Hypocrisy and bias in the media!. This story was buried and not one "civil rights leader" has stepped up and said a word or called for an apology, much less a resignation. Seems old he of the giant red-face put down the Irish whiskey long enough to announce that he thought President Bush's nominees - two black females and a male Latino - were "Neanderthals"!!
The libs didn't
blink an eye. This is a white knuckle gripper! Whap!
Twisting the numbers to forward an agenda
No one would
ever expect this from NBC's favorite Today Show anchor, and chronic
constipation suffer, Katie 'the I'm a pretty little commi' Couric
would they? Here is her question to Iraq's civil
administrator
Paul Bremer.
"Forty Americans have been killed in the last 10 days, over 400 killed since the war began. More than the number lost during the first three years of Vietnam. Would you concede that things are very dangerous and continue to be extremely messy and
difficult in Iraq?"
Ok. Lets start with
her spin on the numbers. Yes, it is true that 400 killed is It is disgusting, but the press just can't let go of this Vietnam reference. QUAGMIRE!! QUAGMIRE! QUAGMIRE!! VIETNAM FLASHBACK! The Democrats will keep regurgitating this too. They know that most Americans will hear the word Vietnam and cringe without ever even thinking to look up the facts. We must remember the lesson we learned from Vietnam! We CANNOT cut and run! These Democrats don't care what happens over there. They just want their power back. Bad for America and Americans equals good for them. Again, they want to rule - not govern! Get me my shovel!!
Bush Defends Iraq War on Visit
to Britain LONDON - As police braced for massive demonstrations against the war in Iraq, President Bush opened a state visit with America's staunchest ally Tuesday, arguing that the use of force sometimes is the only way to defend important values. Hundreds turned out for the first of a number of planned protests on Tuesday,
Can I call - adumbrate if you will - the speech President Bush is going to give today? I say it is going to rank as one of his best. Full of American pride. Thus, it will be ignored by all those dentally challenged freaks over there, and the liberal media over here.
Daughter raped by brothers, murdered by mother If you are thinking about beating someone to death with a shovel - and you should be! Keep these freaks in your sites! A Palestinian girl who was raped and impregnated by her two brothers was later murdered by her own mother – even though her daughter was the crime's innocent victim – in another of the disturbingly common, if vastly underreported, instances of "honor killings." Entering her sleeping daughter's bedroom.... with a
plastic bag, razor and wooden stick, the mother told her daughter: "Tonight you
die, Rofayda." Wrapping the bag around the teen's head, Qaoud cut her daughter's
wrists, while ignoring her cries of "No, mother, no!" Qaoud then struck her
daughter in the head with the stick to finish off the job, said the report. Every year, dozens and probably hundreds of brutal "honor killings" of Palestinian women and girls – most of whom are virtually blameless – go unreported...... "A woman shamed is like rotting flesh," a Palestinian merchant said. "If it is not cut away, it will consume the body. What I mean is the whole family will be tainted if she is not killed." Under the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank and Gaza Strip, at least 25 "official" honor killings occur each year .....because honor killings are accorded special status, murderers serve little or no jail time. Some men convicted of premeditated murder serve as little as three months and are treated as celebrities by family and friends upon release. Another show of love from the peace loving Muslim religion! Nah... we don't need to be over there. Where are the women's rights groups on this one? She was raped so she must die? Is there a Palestinian branch on the Kennedy family tree over there or something?
Arson Suspect Faces Sodomy Charge KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- There was a major twist Monday evening in the investigation of a $5 million lumberyard fire. Prosecutors charged one of the suspects in the fire, 19-year-old Jason M. Jenkins, of North Kansas City, Mo., with first-degree sodomy involving an 11-month-old girl in Independence, Mo. Authorities accused Jenkins and three other people of allegedly starting the October fire at Schutte's Lumberyard. Prosecutors charged them with second-degree arson. Police still were looking for two other suspects wanted in connection with
the fire. Nothing to say here because that is the entire report. A little more
info would help there Mr. Journalist! "uhhhh, twist and fire and arson and
sodomy and stuff and junk."
Rush Limbaugh due back on air Monday After a five-week absence to kick an addiction to painkillers, conservative talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh will return to the air Monday. "Rush is chomping at the bit to get back on the air," David Limbaugh said of his brother, whose show is heard by 20 million weekly listeners on nearly 600 radio stations. El Rushbo is back! Love him or hate him, you have to admit that the man is an icon! One man has the entire liberal media spinning on their eyebrows. They own almost every single TV, radio, magazine and newspaper outlet, yet - as hard as they have tried - they can't drown him out. Their numbers continue to decline and his continue to go up. The press might have seen a light at the end of
the tunnel when Rush went into rehab, I just hope they had the wits to
realize that it was the front of an oncoming train! He was able to single
handedly drive an empire - the liberal press- to its knees while he was hopped up on goofballs!
Imagine what he will do clean and sober! Strap yourself in and hang on!
Schwarzenegger inauguration MondaySchwarzenegger takes the oath of office during a
ceremony at the State Capitol in Sacramento at 11 a.m. (2 p.m. ET) Monday.
Davis, interviewed on CNN's Inside Politics, said he would attend the inaugural, as is customary in California. "I'll shake his hand, wish him well, get on a plane and get out of Dodge," Davis said.
"Come Monday,
it'll be alright. Come Monday, I'LL BE CLEANING HOUSE!" I wasn't very excited about Arnold when the recall went down, but I have been watching how he has been assembling his team and I am going to step up and predict that he is going to turn California around. He has put together a team that reflects California. His appointments line up with Cali - fiscally conservative and socially moderate. He hired Donna Arduin as his Budget Director. <she was Jeb Bush's B.D. and you see what Florida did.> I'm predicting that he will cut the budget and he will keep his promise not to increase taxes.He has already pledged that if the Legislature doesn't repeal its recent decision to grant driver's licenses to illegal immigrants he will help collect signatures for a popular referendum to overturn the law. Also, he is going to go around the press and straight to the people. There has already been a deal struck with him and Jay Leno for a once a month appearance. He will use that to talk directly to the people. It smacks of Franklin Roosevelt's fireside chats where everyone would gather around the radio to listen to him. Excellent! I think he is going to shake things up! I say he is going to take a huge Shovel to California! We will see.
Miller's talk of 'lynching' is criticized A civil rights leader demanded Thursday that Sen. Zell Miller (D-Ga.) apologize for using the word "lynching" to describe the opposition to the judicial nomination of an African-American woman. Just where was this "civil rights leader" while the Senate Democrats were denying this woman the right to even be given consideration?? HYPOCRISY! Being black doesn't matter to modern day civil rights leaders. Actually, if you think about it, they have taken Dr. King's words to heart. Judging a person not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. They have taken it to heart in a very bastardized and twisted way...but they have taken it. They don't judge a person by the color of their skin. The way they see it - if a black person doesn't think the way they do then that person isn't really black. How nuts is that? WHAP!!! "This African-American woman will not be given an up-or-down vote, because the Democrats in this chamber refuse to stand and let her do it," Miller said. "They're standing in the doorway, and they've got a sign: conservative African-American women need not apply. And if you have the temerity to do so, your reputation will be shattered and your dignity will be shredded. Gal, you will be lynched." "I would put my record on civil rights up against anyone's. As Georgia's governor, I named more African-Americans to state boards than any Georgia governor, and I named more African-Americans to judgeships than all previous governors combined. I named an African-American female as the first to serve on the Georgia Supreme Court. I also appointed an African-American as state attorney general, the first one in the nation at the time." Speak the truth, sir!! I will tell you one thing. This would not have made the news if Zell hadn't written his book A National Party No More: The Conscience of a Conservative Democrat The lib's usually don't eat their own, but Zell has made himself a black sheep by daring to point out what is wrong with his party!
Japan postpones Iraq deployment
Tokyo had hoped to deploy its first troops before the end of the year,
but now says conditions are too unstable.
HELLO!!!!! We need you because things are unstable! If you are going to wait until things are stable then you might as well stay home! Rice devouring little freaks!
Ted Kennedy running his mouth during the filibuster over President Bush's court appointees decided to bring up a totally unrelated subject.. "Thirty hours on judges?" said Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., at the
Democrats' late-night rally. "There are 13 million hungry children in
America tonight, but Republicans don't have time to debate that." Maybe they wouldn't be going hungry if you weren't eating 1/4 of the worlds food, Ted!! You hippo in a three piece suit!
14, NOV, 2003 FRIDAY FUN STUFF Chinese firm hopes Bill Clinton's charm will sell suits A small clothing
manufacturer in eastern China says it hopes to They match Clinton's "character and personality"?? Huh? What does that mean? Does it mean that they are stain resistant? hmmmm...I wonder if this is some kind of payoff for all the nuclear missile technology secrets Clinton sold to China.
O'Donnell Wants $8 Million in
Legal Fees Rosie O'Donnell said she will try to recover $8 million in legal fees from her battle with the publisher of her now-defunct magazine, now that a judge indicated neither side will win any money. O'Donnell's
lawyer, Lorna Schofield, told "Today" she was "working very hard" to
recover the money. I never in my life thought that Rosie would ever be able to do something that would arouse me. But, I have to admit.... the thought of her losing $8 million really gives me WOOD!!!!!!
Country singer Wynonna Judd was arrested early
today for drunk I don't really have anything to say here other than.....I would REALLY need a drink if I saw that coming at me!!
XXXTRA HELPING Paris Hilton. The hotel heiress
has apparently made numerous tapes of her raunchy sexcapades, Hilton's
friend told The Post. The source says he discovered a secret cache of sex
videos two months ago when he visited
"I popped 10 of them [the videos] into the video player, saw 20 seconds of each tape before saying, 'Enough. I get the picture.' There is a whole catalog of tapes." Why do these freaks feel the need to video tape themselves? duhhhhh.... no one will ever see this!!! NO! ...never!! Ya think? Yet another cinematic masterpiece by Steven Spurtberg.
Search for world's biggest droppings AUSTRALIAN researchers are attempting to unravel the secret lives of whales by studying their excrement -- the world's largest droppings. Samples are being scooped out of the feces for DNA analysis by the Australian Antarctic Division. "They pass food
through fairly quickly, so there's small amounts
Those Aussie's have a little too much time on their hands! Actually, when I saw the headline I thought this was going to be yet another story about Rosie!
Coyotes, not dogs, found in freezer of restaurant Autopsies have
determined animal carcasses found last week in a freezer
Boy, those Chinese are a little whacky, huh? Here I am ordering beef --half thinking I'm getting Rover -- and it turns out I'm getting Wiley? hmmmm.... I wonder if the Roadrunner was in on this?
Shopping for Holiday Gifts on the Internet a Stress-Free Option- But Be CarefulThere is nothing like shopping in your pajamas -- or nude for that matter. In the privacy of your own home, of course, anything is possible when doing holiday shopping online. You can even rant
and comment on the news without wearing a stitch!!!!!!!
12, NOV, 2003
Yesterday was Veterans Day. Did you find a veteran and shake their hand and say thank you for your service to our country? If not, go get your shovel - you know what to do! A little history of this day for those of you who don't know....... It was in 1921 that an unknown World War I
American soldier was buried in Arlington National Cemetery. There were
similar ceremonies in England and France, where an unknown soldier was
buried in both nation's highest place of honor. These ceremonies all took
place on November 11, giving universal recognition to the celebrated
ending of World War I combat at 11 A.M., November 11, 1918 {the 11th
hour of the 11th day of the 11th month}. It became known as
"Armistice Day". I want you to follow me here. In 1918 everyone dropped their guns and went home. The world pulled out and left. The problem....everyone forgot about a little place called Germany. We didn't hang around to help clean up, we just left. What happened a few years later? One word.... Adolph freaking Hitler!!!!!!! HELLO?? We cannot make that mistake again! Sure soldiers are dying, but ... it is war. Hitler's youth were killing about 200 a day after we declared an end to WW2. We had to stay in Germany and Japan for 8 years!!! Occupying!! These things take time! The cut and run angle that the Democrats are pushing does not work. The Democrats of 1918 would want to wage war on the Democrats in office today! They would have them all shot for treason! We are going to be over there for a long time but it must be done. Lets face it, we are the worlds superpower and we
must stand up and show everyone that we have the resolve to be that power
and to see this through. We must!! If we don't.... the next time they hit
us it will make 9-11 look like nothing more than someone toilet papering
America's front yard in the middle of the night. uggghh...Anyway, in 1954 President Eisenhower
changed the name to Veterans Day to honor all who have served our great
nation. So, just take a second and think of all of your everyday
activities that you take for granted. Now take another second and think of
the millions who DIED so that you can do it. Next time you see someone in
uniform SHAKE THEIR HAND!!! THANK THEM!!
Sen. John Kerry Fires Campaign ManagerMassachusetts
Sen. John Kerry and his presidential campaign chairwoman, former New
Hampshire Gov. Jeanne Shaheen, are shaking up the campaign by replacing
campaign manager Jim Jordan. Jim Jordan was reportedly fired in a bid to
jump-start Kerry's faltering campaign for president. Like that is going to help. Kerry firing his campaign manager is kind of like switching bar stools on the Titanic! Not going to help. Any connection between this guy and reality is completely coincidental!
Brits ready for face off In a key report to be published on 19 November, members will highlight a catalogue of concerns - focusing on the huge psychologicaland emotional difficulties patients associated with having a dead person's face. If they agree, surgeons would carefully remove the face of a donor within 24 hours of death and graft it on to the patient. I don't really have anything to say other than
CREEPY!!!
10, NOV, 2003 Paris Store Offers Striptease Lessons PARIS - For France's biggest department stores, glitzy advertising campaigns urging customers to shop-'til-they-drop simply aren't enough these days. So in a brash publicity stunt at a time of declining sales, one Paris store, Galleries Lafayette, is encouraging women to shop 'til they drop ... their pants. "It's about learning to undress yourself in an elegant way," said store
spokeswoman Constance Dubois. "A way that draws attention to your
underwear." First, if American department stores adopted this idea women would never again complain about trying to get their man to shop with them. Guys would be waking up on weekends saying, "Hey baby, I'm sick of watching football, why don't we do a little shopping today." "undress yourself in an elegant way" Come on, please! Getting naked is getting naked unless you are upside down on a pole in a room that is so full of smoke that it makes the stage lights glisten less than the beacon of a lighthouse in a blinding fog. Also, lets all admit it!! The only thing you need to do to draw attention to your underwear is to step out in front of someone wearing nothing but it!
Politician cooked wife on restaurant grill India's main opposition Congress party, which has pledged to get tough on crime against women, suffered a severe blow Monday when a court convicted a former party leader of killing his wife and burning her body in an open-air barbecue. Sharma, is charged with shooting his then 29-year-old wife, on suspicion of infidelity, chopping up the corpse and shoving it into the grill at the Baghiya restaurant to wipe out evidence. I wonder what sort of menu he offered? "Would you like head of harlot? Side of strumpet? Half-baked hussy? Thigh of trollop? Skank skins? The verdict is widely seen as a blow to the Congress party, which is gearing up for provincial polls in four states and in the New Delhi legislature next month......"This could not have happened at a worse time....," said a senior politician from the Congress party, which ruled the New Delhi city legislature.
We
have liberal politicians in New Delhi!! "..not have happened at a
worse time..." Could anyone other than Would you look at them and say, "Couldn't you wait a few? The last 15 minutes of Friends final episode is on! This couldn't be a worse time! Can't you wait until Peter Jennings comes on? That wouldn't be as bad." He killed this woman and the first thing the politician worries about is how it might affect the elections. DISGUSTING PIG!!! He basically said, "Man, if he had only waited a few more months to kill her it wouldn't have been so bad." ??? HELLO!!???? The woman was murdered! Politicians! They would give their mother to the devil to keep office. These people have no souls and they haven't the slightest wish to govern. They want to rule! Don't be fooled and keep your shovel on ya!!
Body parts found in FedEx package
No laws were broken when three human
body parts were mailed via Federal Express to a man's home in the city,
Kirkwood police said Thursday. The body parts -- two legs and an arm
-- were sent from a Las Vegas donor research company to the man, who acts
as I thought shipping COST an arm and a leg! A broker for body parts? "Hey, got any arms or legs laying around? I'll take 'em. I know someone who could use a few." He was bringing body parts into his house without a license and all he received was a warning for the oversight. Yet, there is a man in Florida who is about to lose his house because he has an American flag in his yard. Hmmm... -- illegal body parts just gets you a warning, but a flag in your yard and they take your home!!?? Damn liberals!!
Moans and screams as Germans fall for Porno Karaoke The event follows the rules of traditional karaoke but instead of
standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the
parts of adult movie stars. Players pair off in male-female teams as a XXX
film is loaded into the projector. With the sound turned off, each duo is
handed two microphones and has one minute to provide the aural fireworks I HATE karaoke!! It's "the 15 minutes of fame" for the white trash of America. To me, the people trying to sing usually sound like fat braying asses mating to a drum beat! This porn thing is just another reason to hate karaoke. Listening to someone trying to grunt like Michael Bolton usually drives me out of the bar. Having to listen to someone trying to grunt like Ron Jeremy would make me set fire to it on my way out!
7, Nov, 2003 Man held in jail for involvement in bizarre sex caseThe 42-year-old suspect met the 19-year-old woman on a web site chat room for people who have sexual fantasies about abduction and torture. He allegedly went to the woman's Waukesha apartment and allegedly used a stun gun to abduct her. He then took her to a lakeside cabin where police say the two had consensual sex. The woman tells police it turned ugly when the man carved the word "Jesus" into her back with a knife. The only crime here is that these 2 idiots didn't kill each other!
Which states are most generous? Here they are. From most generous to the least. The red states are states President Bush won, the blue Al Gore. hmmmm.... Is it true that Republicans are greedy and have no compassion? If it is, we will have to redefine those two words!
ISTANBUL,Turkey (Reuters) -- A Turkish man was stabbed to death after hawking T-shirts depicting U.S. rap superstar Eminem because a man mistook the sales pitch as an insult to his mother, Turkish newspapers said on Tuesday. A knife fight broke out in an Istanbul suburb after 19-year-old Dilaver Akkurt told T-shirt vendor Hayrettin Demir his mother was named Emine and lived in the area, Hurriyet newspaper said. "Eminem" means "my Emine" in Turkish. Akkurt warned Demir to stop shouting "Eminem" and to cease sales of the clothing inscribed with the star's name and image. Police believe Demir, who died at the scene from multiple stab wounds, was killed by a friend of Akkurt's in the brawl in Istanbul's Kucukcekmece district, Hurriyet said. Police have detained Akkurt, who was being treated in hospital for wounds, and are still searching for Demir's killer, the newspaper said.
5, NOV, 2003 Senator Pushes Anti-Spam Bill Like many e-mail users, Senator Conrad Burns, R-Montana, hates spam messages. He says he gets "about 46 a day! A day! It was unbelievable as far as I was concerned, and you just 'X' them all out." The flood of spam prompted Burns to launch a new effort this year to convince the Senate to pass legislation that would mandate new consumer protections against unsolicited e-mail. Analysts say it is the first spam bill ever that has a chance of passing the body. Get a good grip for this one! Please email your senators and representatives on this and thank them for NOTHING!! {don't know who represents you? click here } Hold on! I am going slam a Republican! Some of you seem to think that I would never do that. Well, here goes! 46 a day. BOO HOO! We pay this jackass over $150,000 a year to govern our country. To protect the rights granted us by our Constitution! He is upset because of a few unsolicited emails! Does the fact that they are taxing us into oblivion bother him? NO. Does he worry about the government overspending? NO. Does he go on a rant about the Democrats UNCONSTITUTIONALLY blocking a judicial appointment? NO. Does he stand up for anything that could be called substantive? NO! He has a hissy fit over something that he cannot control! WWW. stands for WORLD WIDE WEB. Not WASHINGTON WASHINGTON WASHINGTON. Pass all the bills you want. Stand in front of the cameras with your chest expanded like a roided up bodybuilder. You have done NOTHING! You can't stop the rest of the world from sending SPAM! Outlaw it here and - with one mouse click- those people will have the spam sent from some other country, you idiot! This is so mindless! Think about it. Multiply the number of senators by the cash we pay them. We just spent one million and a half dollars for them to sign off on a piece of legislation that isn't worth a PENNY!! Thanks, jackass! And to think they wonder why so few people turn out to vote. Hello? Are you going to stop taxing me for every time that I blink my eye? Are you going to keep illegals from crossing the borders? Are you going to do anything that might make us think that you actually want to reduce government size or spending? No. Those issues don't draw attention from the liberal media. The courts were
able to arrest Heidi Fleiss
for pandering - why can't they do the same with our politicians?
2, NOV, 2003 Bush's foreign policy "not good for the world": Madeleine Albright Ya know, thanks to our liberal media, Clinton and
his minions are NEVER going to go away. President Bush would have to run
naked through the rose garden while Richard Simmons flung handfuls of
Cheesewhiz at him to get the amount of media coverage these freaks get.
Here is a little quote from Madeline Alugly speaking on French radio. This lady needs to stop mainlining vodka before speaking in public. "America is much stronger in a multilateral system, we must be on the same side, work with other people in the world. It shouldn't be America versus the others," Albright said, speaking in French. "It's difficult to be in France and criticize my government." Difficult? It is not difficult for you, satchel face. You salivate at the chance to have a captive audience who will listen to you say this sort of thing. Also, let’s be honest here. She isn’t criticizing "my government", she is taking shots at President Bush. She, like almost every other Democrat, will take the polar opposite side of any stance that President Bush takes. Let me give you some proof. The press would do this if they weren’t so constipated with liberal bias. Anyway, here are some quotes about Iraq from Clinton’s Madame when he was in office. READ THEM!! "Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face." Madeline Albright, Feb 18, |
waterfree urinals is taking off.......former Vice President of the United
States, Al Gore, is on the company's Advisory Board of Directors.
to talk. But when her speech finally returned, her deep northern accent
was gone. Roberts now speaks with a higher-pitched British accent.
on
Tuesday at the historic Ford Rouge Center in Dearborn, Michigan, as a
crimson 2004 Mustang GT rolled off the customer acceptance line where
vehicles built at the plant receive final inspections. 
"It's a very challenging record," Ulrich said of "St. Anger," which was
constructed by a computer program and features no guitar solos. He added
that U.S. rock radio programmers seemed more interested in playing bands
like Nickelback. 
resist any Neanderthal that is nominated by this president of the United
States for any court, federal court in the United States." 
Where are the
hewing cries of RACISM?? Where is Jessi Jackson on this? You know he would
be screaming from the top of the mountain if it had been a Republican
spewing this nonsense! It would be front page every where you looked!!!
But, it is a Democrat - a most likely snot slinging drunk one at that - so
it is ignored. I guess they look at it as, at least he didn't drown
anyone.
more than we lost in the first three years of Vietnam. The problem with
her little assertion? We only had about 17,000 troops over there in the
first three years of Vietnam!! We have about 130,000 troops in Iraq.
Hello? Do I need to do the math for you? Almost ten times more troops. You
can't compare the two! That would be like comparing the caloric intake of
doughnut addict Rosanne Barr with the caloric intake of vomit addict Kate
Moss. 
and London police prepared for
larger demonstrations over the next few days, including a march on Thursday past
Parliament that organizers said could draw 100,000 demonstrators. 
sign the former US
president Bill Clinton to represent its brand, citing his "worldwide
charisma."
driving in Nashville. Following a traffic stop, cops
detected the smell of booze on the 39-year-old performer, whose eyes were
watery and dilated.Earlier this month, Judd hosted the Country Music
Television program "Morning After: The 40 Greatest Drinking Songs of
Country Music."
the home of a friend to her former
sex partner, Rick Solomon. 
coming through all the
time rather than building up to one almighty event." One major risk of
the work, however, was whale flatulence, he admitted. "It's not even a
bubble bath, it's just one great big bubble - quite impressive," Gales
said.
of a restaurant
were coyotes, not dogs. The carcasses --
skinned, gutted and frozen -- were found Nov. 4 in a walk-in freezer at
Panda Garden Seafood Restaurant.
a politician say something like that? It couldn't have happened at a worse
time!! There is truth in that statement. I mean being hacked to pieces and
then tossed on a grill could NEVER happen at a worse time. Could it? I
mean, if someone walked in and said they were going to chop you up and
toss you on the grill like a Mc Ribb sandwich, would you actually think
--- dang, there is a better time for that to happen. 
a broker for doctors needing body parts for research projects......subsequent investigation by Kirkwood police, the FBI and other state
agencies determined no laws were violated, Scanga said.
for the action on the screen.