What are we to think of this girl? Multiple sex partners and reports of attempted suicide. hhmmm   Man, are we sure she isn't related to the Kennedy's?  I don't think Kobe did it, but if he did he needs to be beat to death with a shovel!

Lets face it though, the medical reports don't exactly help her. Having the semen from two men on her panties indicates that she is a little more than promiscuous. Actually, I'd say that it makes her a slut. We all might disagree on that. But, I think we can all agree -- the girl sure is full of SPUNK!  

Veteran Officer Allegedly Taped 11-Year-Old In Her Queens Home

NEW YORK - A Port Authority police officer was charged with secretly videotaping an 11-year-old girl while she was taking a shower inside her Queens home... The 11-year-old girl was taking a shower last Friday morning when she saw a hand holding a video camera at the partly-raised bathroom window. The child told her family and a family member confronted Bass - who was allegedly standing in the backyard holding a bag.

"standing in the backyard holding a bag." ? The reporter should have given a little more thought to their wording here. Bag?! Couldn't they have used a different word than that? ...holding a sack.... well, no, that doesn't work either. How about being more descriptive like paper or plastic, bag?  Anyway, this lousy, scum sucking cop needs to be beat with a shovel!  

Man Ordered to Speak English to Daughter

A Hispanic man who spoke to his 5-year-old daughter in Spanish has been ordered to use primarily English around the girl as a condition of his visitation rights. Sarpy County Judge Ronald E. Reagan said the child does not understand Spanish, and her father should speak to her in the language she knows.

That verdict is exactly right! Two things here.

1st - CAN WE DEMAND THAT THEY ALL SPEAK ENGLISH TO EVERYONE!!! I have had it up to here with seeing the choice of English or Spanish every freaking where I go. If they want to come and experience the greatness that is The United States of America, fine. But, one of the requirements should be that they learn OUR language! That is VERY little to ask considering the HUGE benefits they will reap from being in this country. Assimilate or leave. Immigrants should be forced to learn the English language. Liberals won't let us do that though.

 Do you know how many millions of dollars of taxpayer money we blow in this country printing forms and documents in other languages? WHAP!!!! Why is it when I step up to a BANK OF AMERICA ATM and insert my card, the first thing that pops up on the screen is - "English or Spanish"? Hello!?? What country am I in and WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR BANK?? Man, that is a white knuckle gripper!

Anyway...  2nd - did you catch the judges name? With a name like that we should have expected such a wise decision, huh?

 

17, OCT, 2003

MAN DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT

FORT WORTH - A father of six was killed in a freak accident early Saturday morning when his head struck a street sign as he leaned out of the passenger-side window of a friends swerving pick up, the driver said.

I wonder if it was a STOP A-HEAD sign? 

Mother Of Plant Shooter Files Death-Benefit Claim

Woman Claims Her Son Died On Company Time

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. -- The mother of a man who killed three people and wounded five others at a manufacturing plant before killing himself has filed a workers' compensation claim seeking a death benefit from the company.

One section of the standardized form asks for a description of what the employee was doing when his injuries occurred. The written answer to that question is "death by gunfire while on company clock (time)." The form gives no more details of how the death occurred. His mother said she depended on her son's income for 50 percent of her income. "I don't feel I should have to pay for the actions that he chose to do," she said.

Read the story! I am not making this up. His mother wants workman's compensation because her son killed himself while he was still on the clock! This lady is retarded and should be beat to death with a shovel before she reproduces again!! She says she shouldn't have to pay for his actions but thinks his employer should??!!??  Whap! God, please give me strength! I swear, sometimes the idiot factor in this country is just almost too much to take.

Number one! You aren't paying anything for his actions. The families of his victims are paying. Paying a price for your having given birth to this monster. You SHOULD pay for that.  The lawyer representing her should get a good shoveling too.

Ex-Cons Busted Using 'Whizzinator' During Drug Test

LUBBOCK, Texas -- Some West Texas ex-cons are packing a little something extra in their pants. Lubbock County sheriff's deputies say they've caught five men on probation trying to use the Whizzinator. It's an artificial male organ that squirts synthetic, drug-free pee.

One official caught on when he heard something strange in a restroom during a urine test. He says a body part doesn't go "clink" when it's up against a plastic cup. Whizzinator also makes a model for women. The company's owner defends his product, saying the Whizzinator is meant to protect privacy.

Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death

BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said.

Man, how about those crazy Africans, huh? They will believe the darnedest things. I wonder..... just what would happen if one of those sorcerers were to touch Peter Jennings or Bill Clinton? Would they just completely disappear?

Too bad those people aren't smart enough to be entrepreneurs. They could come over here and make millions! Just think of how much American women would pay them to exact that sort of revenge on an ex-boyfriend who'd done them wrong. 

CBS is going to be putting out a miniseries called, "The Reagans". Trust me, it is going to be nothing but a hatchet job on President Reagan. Watch it if you want, but check back here and I will point out all the lies and untruths. It might take me a week to point them all out, but I'll do it.

They will not rewrite President Reagan's legacy on my watch!  Did you know that we are just months away from the 10th anniversary of the last time he addressed the American people? That is sad. God bless him.

That scumbag, freaking egomaniac, Clinton will have to actually be dead for 10 years before we will be able to say that about him.  ugghhhh 

13, OCT, 2003

Alec Baldwin calls Texas governor a 'lap dog'

"I wanted to give this to Tom DeLay's lap dog, Rick Perry," the actor said Tuesday. "I thought maybe he had worked up a big appetite up there on the Capitol so Governor Perry, AKA Tom DeLay's lap dog in the Texas state Legislature, this box of dog biscuits is for you and I hope you enjoy it while you're toiling away at a redistricting plan."
 

Well, didn’t you just have yourself a little moment there! When are these actors going to realize that the only time anything cogent comes out of their mouths is when they are regurgitating something that someone else wrote? Extemporaneous thought is not one of your strong points, Alec. It seems I remember old Alec declaring that he was going to leave the country if W was elected president. What happened to that blessing....errrr... I mean, threat?

Ya know, this guy is just one brain cell away from sitting on an organ grinders shoulder!  Can someone please get him a nice tall glass of Jim Jones Kool-Aid?

DOG BISCUITS!?? Alec, your wit knows no bounds! Man, how funny and clever is that? A dog biscuit for the lap dog. Good one, you stupid ..... well, I’m not going to use the word, but I think everyone knows what I mean by offering YOU a roll of toilet paper!

It is absolutely, flat out, disgusting to see the Democrats calling this war a failure, a disgrace and something that President Bush GOT us in to. We were attacked and we are at war because WE WERE ATTACKED! How hard is that to understand? To look at it the way the Democrats look at it -  we shouldn't be doing anything because the people who attacked us died when the planes hit the towers!! Hello? Logic evades the Dems.   Anyway, most of the Democrats signed on for this war when Bush proposed it, so how can they stand against it! <Clark didn't sign on because he doesn't hold office - and he never will!!>

We are at war. This is a time when our nation should be completely united! And let's admit it - as Americans we are. But, thanks to the Democrats, we appear to the rest of the world, including our enemies, to be divided. How sick is it that the Democrats care more about trying to keep their seats than they do about the lives of American soldiers? They could care less how many soldiers die as long as they get voted back into office.

Democrats keep down talking this war, and screaming every single time there is a death. Don’t get me wrong - one American death is too much, but death is a part of war and this is a JUST war. We all know that. But, look at how they point out the deaths. It’s like every American death is a check in the plus column on their tote board. Just look at how they keep repeating that this war is a bad thing. They are setting themselves up so that they look good if thousands upon thousands of American soldiers die. How perverse is that? Dead American soldiers equals political gain for them. What sort of twisted depraved lust for power must one have to position themselves so that Americans dying actually HELPS them achieve their goal of being reelected? Is it any wonder that the Democrats mascot is a fat braying ass! GET ME MY SHOVEL

This is all the fault of the Republicans. The Republicans have no sack. They have the White House, the senate and the house - <all 3 branches of the government> still they can’t get anything done. They have the majority, yet they act like they are the minority. They are nutless wimps. They won’t stand up to the Democrats and they won’t stand up to the press. None of them have the courage of their convictions. Grow a pair and shoot back.

Look at what President Ronald Reagan did. He didn’t have any majorities, he didn’t have any help from a so called right wing media. Still, he did what he set out to do. He stood up for what he believed. He hammered it home, repeated it over and over again. He told the American people what he wanted to do, how he was going to do it and then he did it! Americans rallied around him because he actually stood for the things he was saying. He extolled the virtues of America and how we could be so much better than we were! He spoke about America in a way that made us proud to be Americans. <find me a positive statement about OUR country from any Democrat who is running today>  You can't!

President Reagan was a very different animal than what we are dealing with today. With him we had someone in the White House speaking the truth and not couching anything they said to the political climate of the day. He never said things just because they might be politically expedient at the time. He held tight to his moral and political beliefs, he never wavered and that is what America loved about him. And that is what America hates about today's politicians. All they do is stand there and blather all these mindless little platitudes that mean nothing.

Ever notice that politicians cannot answer a yes or no question? NEVER. You could walk up to a politician sitting in a theater and point to the seat next to them and ask, "Is that seat taken?" And you wouldn’t get a yes or a no!!

"Is this seat taken?"

"Well, there are many seats here in this theater, and any one of them might be more comfortable then the next. So it is really something that we are going to have to look into."

ummm... huh?? what? WHAP! We as a nation are sick of the talking. We are sick of the mindless dialog that you guys stand there and sling around every time a microphone is shoved under your nose. Stop talking and start acting! Get things done! Ever notice how the Democrats constantly bring up issues but never offer solutions? There is a reason for that. They want that issue to be in the public eye so that they can campaign on it from now until eternity! If they were to actually solve one of those precious issues they would no longer be able to whine about it every freaking day!! It would be one less vote getting tool in their toolbox. God! Whap!

Partisan politics are so annoying. But ya know, calling a Republican a partisan is really a misnomer. Those cowering underwear soakers don’t have the guts to be partisan! Watch them.... you can’t actually say that they hold fervently to anything that they profess to stand for!! They hit their knees as soon as a Democrat enters the room!

I'll tell ya, you Republicans really need to start mainlining testosterone.  And please, could you stop kissing up to the media. They have an agenda! They practically take out a magic marker and write that agenda on your forehead while they are talking to you. Stand up and do what you said you were going to do if we voted for you. Stop tempering yourself for the microphone toting freaks. Those people don’t have the brains to run an eggbeater! Stop bowing down to them. What is it? Are Republican candidates required to be castrated before they can run?

Back to the Democrats. The Democrats care about one thing, and that is getting and maintaining power. They do not seek to govern this country: They seek to RULE it! Think about that. Let me repeat it. They do not seek to govern this country, they seek to RULE it!  The Constitution is not law to them, it is an obstacle. They don’t see it as the greatest document ever written, they see it as a pain in their power grubbing necks! If the press reported on them like they do the Republicans, the Democrats would be an obsolete party by now.

By the way, I think the 2004 election will be devastating to the Democrats. It’s going to be fun to watch. Their party, I think, has become completely detached from what real Americans think, feel and want. Democrats believe that our nation is great because of government. It’s not. It is great in spite of government! It is great because of its people. It is great because we all get up every day and 'do our thing' with the aspiration that each day will be better than the one before. Our government, day by day, is becoming more, and more, hell bent on squashing that type of spirit.

Just what would the Democrats do if their dream of everyone being dependant on government actually came true? How would they handle it if we all stopped our endeavors and turned to them and said, "Please take care of us."??

 I’ll tell you what they would do. They would get out whips and beat us until we went back to doing what their taxes and regulations stopped us from aspiring to do in the first place.

Try and follow that logic, huh? is that not a white knuckle gripper?

How did I get off on that tangent? I’ve got to stop drinking so much cough syrup! Anyway, let the Democrats speak bad of the war. Just imagine how bad it would backfire on them when the WMD’s are found? Or if one of our soldiers shows up with Saddam’s head on a stick?

5 year old girl makes bong in class

A five-year-old Territory girl shocked teachers when she showed her class how to make a bong out of a Coke bottle during a ``show and tell'' session. The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin's northern suburbs.

"The drug education policy is under revision to ensure it accurately reflects modern trends,'' the spokesperson said.
 

I don't know about you, but when I was 5, "BONG" was a word that popped up on the TV screen when Batman and Robin were fighting bad guys.  That girls parents should be beaten unmercifully with a shovel! Why do we let people like this breed? I guess to insure that we will always have warm fries at the drive thru!

The policy is being revised to reflect modern trends?? What does that mean? I'll assume that it means bong building will become a part of shop class. WHAP!

Siegfried and Roy, the tiger acted like a tiger. Please, just shut up!

How many more stories are we going to have to hear about this? Let's just admit that we all knew this was bound to happen! It's a freaking tiger! But, here is another idiot freak trying to put a positive spin on the attack.  

Stagehands backstage used a technique that made Montecore release Roy. That technique reportedly involved spraying the tiger with a fire extinguisher. 

I heard they used that same technique to get Kip Winger off of a 15 year old groupie once!

10, OCT, 2003

Fred Durst and his Limp Bizkit cohorts were sued

Durst and his Limp Bizkit band mates were sued today in Chicago by 172 concertgoers who claim they were ripped off when the rap/rock group ended a July performance after only 17 minutes. The breach-of-contract suit, filed by attorney Michael Young, seeks a $25 refund for each attendee at the July 26 show, which also featured Linkin Park and headliner Metallica. According to the complaint, 40,000 people attended the "Summer Sanitarium Tour" stop, tickets to which cost $75.

hmmm  17 minutes. I think I'd like to sue them for playing 16 minutes and 50 seconds TOO LONG!!

Most minks back on the farm

Owners of a Sultan mink farm targeted in an apparent eco-terrorism attack in August have recovered about 9,000 minks, but they are now grappling with another problem -- cannibalism.

In an e-mail, the Animal Liberation Front, a network of animal rights activists who engage in economic sabotage of fur farms, pet stores, laboratories and other commercial enterprises, took credit for the mink release.

Before the break-in, only siblings were kept in cages together. After escapees were rounded up, workers couldn't tell which animals were related anymore.

"The mink are fine when they're littermates together, but when they're not, they're quite vicious and they're cannibals," said Kate Roesler, whose husband co-owns Roesler Bros. Fur Farms. "They do eat each other, and that's what we're battling."

Jesus Christ are animal rights people STUPID!! This reminds me of when the Exxon Valdeze had its spill. Remember that? Well, these groups spent all of this money getting the oil off of all kinds of animals and cleaning them up and what not. Then they have this big ceremony for their release back into the ocean. Oh boy, free wittle Willy! So they release this seal into the ocean and he is floating along on his back and looking all cute and the cameras are all on him and people are cheering and it is just the great moment. Well, the seal gets about 30 feet out and GULP!!! Right in front of everyone he becomes a mid afternoon snack for an orca whale! And to think that they spent something like $14,000 getting that one seal ready to be released back into its natural environment.  Don't fool with mother nature, you bunch of seal sniffing freaks!

Any way, now we have these morons freeing a bunch minks. Guess they didn't do their research on the mink. Idiots!  Minks are viscous little fur balls. If you take two minks from two different tribes and toss them together they will kill each other and the victor will eat the loser. They are cannibals!  They are nuts! They will attack anything. The little guys they released attacked a bunch of exotic birds, a Labrador retriever and ate a flock of chickens. They were even eating fish in local rivers!

Why can't we have a TV show .... WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST! I don't normally watch those types of shows but I would that one. Especially if it featured hungry lions.

Do-Not-Call List to Sign Up New Numbers

Notice that the morally depraved politicians exempted themselves from that list. Imagine that! SHOVEL TIME!!! More over, notice how those gutless slime bags always exempt themselves from the laws that they make us live under? It makes me sick. Go hug a politician, huh?

This bill has been nothing but a waste of time and your money. How you ask? There is one part of this bill that makes it a total joke. The little part allowing that a company may call someone that it has recently done business with. hmmm.... Let me drive the tractor trailer through that legal loophole!!  "Recently done business with" How recently did you write your last check? Pay your last cable, cell phone, gas or electricity bill? I'm going to assume that was pretty recent. So, what that means is that your bank, your cable company, cell provider, etc., will never be subject to this law. They can continue to call and so can all of their subsidiaries! So this bill will not do a single thing!  Ugghhh! My head is going to pop right off of my shoulders!

I have one word for you - ANSWERING MACHINE!!  Screen your own freaking calls! I mean, come on please! Do we really need to let all those overpaid self-important wannabe monarchs waste all of that tax money debating and writing such a senseless meaningless piece of legislation?    

Angelina Jolie likes to eat cockroaches

When I saw the headline I thought this was going to be a story about her sex life with Billy Bob Thornton.

"I developed a taste for the stuff while I was in Cambodia," explains the 28-year-old UN goodwill ambassador. "I've eaten cockroaches and bee larvae and crickets. You can get them with peanuts inside or with guts. I like them - they're really meaty and high in protein."

Jolie has been making regular visits to Cambodia since she adopted a little boy, Maddox, who was born there. She became enamored of the war-ravaged country while making the film "Tomb Raider" and has since donated $1.5 million to help set up a wildlife sanctuary.

This is how screwed up the Hollywood crowd is. One of those bugs must have gotten loose and is now devouring her brain. People in Cambodia are starving and she donates all that money for a wildlife sanctuary. Umm, duh!  Screw the Cambodians, I guess. Let them continue to eat those tasty bugs!
 

Aides deny Arafat heart attack report, but succession remains far from clear

Meanwhile, advisers to Yasser Arafat denied claims that the Palestinian leader is recovering from a mild heart attack, saying instead that he has had a severe case of stomach flu.

Arafat, 74, has appeared unusually weak in recent public appearances. Britain's Guardian newspaper, citing an unnamed Palestinian source, reported Wednesday that Arafat had a heart attack nearly two weeks ago. Two Palestinians officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, also said that they had been informed Arafat had a mild heart attack.

But Saeb Erekat, a longtime Arafat adviser, dismissed the reports. "It's not true," said Erekat, who went to a lunch with the Palestinian leader Wednesday.

A heart attack or stomach cancer, either one is fine. I mean, wouldn't it be great if God went ahead and took care of this problem for us? We should have killed that obnoxious little rag headed gnome years ago, but we won't because it would just make him a martyr. Which I say is crap. Who cares if it makes him a martyr? It won't make him one over here. It's not like we'd start naming buildings after him or creating a holiday in his name. Well, I take that back. We do still have the possibility that the pandering Democratic party could regain power, and a large enough campaign donation could earn that a very high spot in their agenda.

Anyway, if you are thinking about beating someone to death with a shovel - which you should be! Think of this bastard. Arafat is the creator, father if you will, of what we call the suicide bomber. That act was his idea, his baby, and he has feed an nourished it into the monster that it has become.  He needs to die. 

Tape, autopsies show bear killed, ate activist

Hey Boo-Boo! I found some tasty treats over here. Hurry before Ranger Smith gets back.

A massive bear killed and ate a grizzly bear advocate and his girlfriend, Alaska police said on Thursday, citing a tape capturing the dying man's screams and human remains in the bear's stomach. The evidence proved Treadwell, 46, and girlfriend, Amie Huguenard, 37, "were killed by bears and not by poachers or by anti-bear-huggers or anything," trooper spokesman Greg Wilkinson said on Thursday.

Treadwell, a charismatic figure who filmed himself cavorting with the huge bears far closer than most experts recommend, argued that they were not dangerous.

Ok, first off let me deal with one quote here. "..anti-bear huggers.." We have a new word, people. < hold on one second........ ok, sorry, I had to go throw Peter a good beating> So, just what is an anti-bear hugger? Wait. Ya know what. I have reached my limit of idiocy for the day, so I am going to file that word away with some others that are just a vapid, inane and meaningless - and I will deal with them another day.

 This idiot has been doing this for years. He has been on Letterman and Leno and all kinds of animal shows just talking about bears and how they were gentle and kind animals. He goes up there every year and hangs out with them and films them and sings to them and God only knows what. And he really believed that they weren't dangerous. Guess he just wasn't as smart as your average bear. This dolt didn't have a gun or pepper spray or anything with him. Animal nuts are just irretrievably stupid. I guess it would be pointless to ask what was he thinking. There couldn't be much detectable activity in his cranium if he thought he could just hang out and make films with the bears.

I don't have to wonder what the bear was thinking or what his motives were. I'm sure he'd heard that Madonna got all of her acting roles by eating the filmmaker!    

8, OCT, 2003

                                                  BREAKING NEWS!
  Hillary has said more than 140 times that she does not intend to run for president in 2004. Well, what do we make of this filing at the Federal  Election Commission?                                                   ID # P00003392
hmmmm...check back! I will be on maniacal bitch alert!

I don’t know why this made the news. Well, I take that back - I do know. The entertainment industry is angry that one of their own turned conservative. That isn't a surprise considering what he saw on 9/11/01. He is now going to be ostracized in that community. People who once praised his work will now turn around and shun him. That is sad, but let me say, "Welcome home, brother!"

Earlier in the show Miller delivered about 20 minutes of his usual act -- biting, sarcastic political humor with a very strong right-of-center slant.

"Americans are always asking why the rest of the world hates them," John said. "Well, the reason is Dennis Miller."

So now it is Dennis Miller’s fault that 9/11 happened! Just shut your song hole, Elton! You are an idiot! Who else could parlay all those millions in record sales into almost complete bankruptcy? Stay the hell out of this country you gap-toothed clod. How long has it been since you last produced a successful melody? Almost 10 years? <the Lion King was released in 1994> You aren’t an American, and just so you know, Americans aren’t "always asking why the rest of the world hates them" We know why. It is because we are free! We know it and we really don’t care that they hate us because of it. As long as the others don’t screw with us, they can sit over there and hate us until the very second that they draw their last breath. Screw with us and we will reach in and pull that last breath out of their lungs!!

By the way, El, don’t think that we Americans are going to give serious consideration to the thoughts of a guy who dresses up in a Donald Duck outfit and then sits down at a piano to croon.

I have never met an American who asked or spent a millisecond thinking about why the rest of the world hates us. We are too blessed here in the states to spend any time dwelling on that sort of negativity. If anyone in this world hates us, it is because we are free. We are free and we don’t care what anyone else on this planet might think about that.

Dennis Miller has stood up and gone against all of those who make their living in his field. He has bravely taken a conservative stand. This is sure to draw criticism, but it is also sure to draw a new and much larger audience. It will only help him. You watch!

Try to take some of your energy and put into writing some new music, donkey gap!

Who didn’t see this coming? It had to happen one day. Right?

......but the tiger didn't like that so much and came up and bumped him with his head," Roy responded by tapping Montecore with his microphone. Montecore responded by biting Horn in the arm. Horn tried to fight off the animal with his mic.

"Then the tiger just went for him," Cohen said in the Post. "He bit him in the neck and literally picked him up and dragged him [off the stage] as if he were a wild animal attacking his prey."

Man, and I thought my girlfriends cat was a pain in the neck!!

Seriously though, this was bound to happen one day. What I can’t figure out is why people pay so much money to watch those two mooused up, spandex wrapped, twinkle toes play with cats? These guys pull in more than $44 million a year! I just can’t see paying good money to watch a cat jump through a hoop. Maybe I’m nuts, I don’t know. But these guys should have known this was going to happen. Didn’t they learn anything from watching what happened to Tom Arnold when he played around with a 600-pound pussy?

Terri Schiavo's Husband Wants Fed. Suit Dismissed, Gov. Bush Weighs In

I don't know if you have heard about this story. I doubt it, because the libs in the press are pretty much ignoring it. I'm not going to put up any quotes because you should really read into this on your own. Thank God Governor Bush suddenly grew the sack to step in on this.  Here is a quick rundown on what is happening.

Terri has been in a vegetative like state for 13 years. There are many odd circumstances about how and why she collapsed and suffered severe brain damage. Many doctors have said it was due to the abuse she suffered from her husband.  X-rays show proof of broken bones that are conducive to years of physical abuse.

Now, her husband - who needs a good beating with the shovel - wants them to remover her feeding tube. Note! FEEDING TUBE! Not life support! She responds as best she can and interacts with the nurses and her parents. She functions other than having to get nourishment from a feeding tube! The piece of crap husband wants that tube pulled.

Here is the kicker though!!!!  The doctors will not let Terri's parents try and feed her because they are afraid that she might choke to death on the food. ummmm HELLO!!!!??? You won't let them try and feed her, yet you will let them pull her feeding tube and let her sit there and starve to death??

She MIGHT die if you try and feed her. She will DEFINITELY die if you don't allow her to have nourishment! RAISE YOUR SHOVELS! That is insane!! That is the absence of logic!!

The piece of sh*t husband will not let her parents have her. He wants the insurance money. He has a child with another woman. <fathered after she went into a coma>  One nurse has him on tape saying, "Is the bitch dead yet?"   He won't allow physical therapist to work with her. He needs to be beat to death with a shovel.

Where is this world going? Is it "Till death do us part." ..or until you become an inconvenience??

I know it is a horrible situation for the a-hole, but he could handle it differently. Work with her parents and the courts and get a divorce. Just give her up and go on if that is what he wants to do. But no!! He is going to starve her to death just so that he can get some money. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! God, that makes me sick!

Terri responds and interacts with people. She might be able to eat but the courts won't let them try to feed her for fear that she might choke to death. Those same courts will be happy to sit there and watch her starve to DEATH! Jesus! WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP!

Babies can't feed themselves. Are we to consider the spoon full of Gerber's that we give them to be life-support?  No! This makes me sick. Her husband is going to have his own private little oven in hell and I hope the temperature is set on EXTRA high!

Read into this. Do a little searching and pull up some stories. Pray that governor Bush stops this.

On a lighter note---- I'm going to go grab some cotton candy and a bag of peanuts and watch the California circus! See you Friday! 

6, OCT, 2003
 

                              Hop on pop.

      LETS ALL JUMP ON LIMBAUGH!

Man, are the libs in the press running wild with this one. They are completely rewriting and misrepresenting what Rush said. The Sunday Morning Countdown on ESPN can go f**k themselves. What a pandering little feel good session they had. Rush praised all of them on his show Friday and they turned right around and ripped him apart and twisted his comments just so they could have a big we love all races hug session. What bull sh*t! Could those idiots not see just how transparently idiotic and pandering that was? Do they actually think that anyone took that seriously? Everyone I know laughed. It was a sad laugh, but it was still a laugh. Which makes it even sadder! What a bunch of losers. How hard did the ESPN ‘masters’ whip those guys to get them to say that? Each of their little monologues did more to stir up racial animosities than anything Rush said. Hell, they might as well have let David Duke tender a thought or two. ESPN sux! It has for years now. But, then again, we are dealing with liberals and they ALWAYS want everything both ways.

This is just flat out idiotic. I know we shouldn’t really expect more from those guys, after all they are just a bunch of stupid jocks who were lucky enough to earn a living with a helmet and shoulder pads instead of a paper cap and fry basket. Well, other than Chris Berman, who is just the fat kid who carried the water bucket while sweating lard all over the field.< I wonder how big of a shovel it would take to bust that lard ass dome.> Lets face it, ESPN has become a bigger joke to sports than MTV has become to the music industry. Can I say to ESPN...bye,bye.

Be honest - if anyone, ANYONE, other than Rush had said this it never would have been a story. The media would have rolled their eyes and viewed it as just a couple of dumb ass jock sniffers talking about that stupid football thing that those stupid people talk about and play and watch.

So, back to the "controversy". All Rush did was offer an opinion about McNabb. He simply said that he didn’t think MCNABB was as good of a quarterback as the press made him out to be. To listen to the media you’d think he said that McNabb couldn't play quarterback because he was black and everyone knows that blacks are too stupid to play quarterback. This whole thing is inane. Hype about nothing.

Is this what it is going to come down to as far as public discourse is concerned in the United States of America? Will it be that a white person cannot offer an opinion of a black person without it being considered a racial slur? Are we going to have to adjust ESPN so that blacks comment on black athletes and whites comment on whites? How big of a load of sh*t would that be? That would be a scary road, my friends! A road that none of us want to go down. Do any of us want our opinions to be viewed as if they were criminal intents? Sad.

Still, liberals scream like Ned Beatty in Deliverance about the freedom of speech then turn around and giddily applaud when an opinion different from theirs is silenced. Umm... is it just me or does everyone else see the hypocrisy in that? Liberals love freedom of speech as long as that speech parrots their ideals. Espouse something other than that and you are a hatemonger and need to be shut up! Speak freely when you agree with them - be silenced when you don’t. Again, they want it both ways. I would like to introduce these freaks to my shovel! Whap!

Back to Rush: He said McNabb was "a good investment." He just didn’t think that McNabb was as good as the press was making him out to be. He said he thought the press was propping McNabb up and making him look better than he was because he was a black quarterback. That isn’t a racist comment and it isn’t even a comment about McNabb. IT IS A COMMENT ABOUT THE PRESS!!! And, even if the press were made up of nothing but blacks it still wouldn’t be a racist comment!! Do any of these people even know the definition of the word racist? I doubt it.

Let's face it, the liberals in the press hate Rush for several reasons. One, he points out their liberal bias almost daily and nails them on it. < that is no big feat though, even Ronnie Milsap could see the bias in their reporting.> Two, he is a billion times more successful and relevant than any of them will ever be. Think about it - you will never see a Republican candidate bring up Peter Jennings while he is campaigning. Yet, the Democratic presidential candidates mention Rush so much that you’d think that they were running against him! He has hit a nerve and they and they want him done away with! Several of the democratic presidential candidates spoke out against Rush and even said that he should be fired because of his opinion! His opinion! Again, back to freedom of speech and their love of it as long as you regurgitate their ideals!

Anyway, it’s very basic, the democrats have no new ideas or agendas, they just want Rush off the air so that they can - with the help of the liberal media - get their power back and move on to set themselves up as the kings and queens that they truly want to be!! Isn’t it odd? On one hand they try to label Rush as just an entertainer but then they turn around and blame him for their losses at the polls. He is just an entertainer but he is killing us at the polls.  Which is it? Idiots! Is he a SAGE or a SATIRIST? Might I step out on a limb <with my shovel> and say that he is only saying what most Americans think?

They <the liberal media> hope this "controversy" will squelch his voice, but it won’t. All of this media attention will only cause more people to listen to his show just to hear what he is about and what he has to say. And that just might back fire on them. Once they listen to Rush and actually hear what he has to say instead of what his critics say about what he says, then they might understand and view him in a different light and start listing regularly. The liberals might actually loose a few of their addicts to him.

Actually what all of this really should show is just how race despots like Jessi Jackson and Al Sharpton have bastardized Dr. King’s vision. Remember that? He dreamed of a time when his children wouldn’t be judged on the basis of the color of their skin. The so-called black leaders of today are now demanding that you judge them on nothing other than the color of their skin! Could they try any harder to destroy his dream? No, because it wouldn't be as lucrative.

Al Sharpton has ejaculated more racial slurs than I care to count. Honky, hymie, etc. He is one of the biggest racists in the public eye today, but you will never see the media call him out and run him through the ringer on it. Even if they did, he would just blame his racism on racism and they would go right along with it. Why is that? Is it because they are all hypnotized by that obnoxious slick backed, honky wanna-be hair doo? I don’t know. But I do know that he and his ilk have declared that they will be THE official minority from now until infinity.

That is sad. Not only are these black leaders racist. They are racist against their own race. Being black isn’t good enough anymore. You must be a certain kind of black. Clarence Thomas, the first black Supreme Court judge, was ignored by the black leaders. It is almost like they despised him for it. Or maybe they despised him because he beat them all to their ultimate dream which is marrying a white woman. I don’t know. How about Colin Powell? The first black Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the first black Secretary of State! He didn’t receive praise and accolades from the so-called black leaders. Why? Was it because he didn’t get there using his skin color as a crutch, or battering ram! Also, he is actually Jamaican so where does that fall into the prism of blackness?

Can't we all just be members of the human race? I know we can. We do it every second of every day. All you have to do is look around to see the proof.

 So why do we pay so much attention to the ones who do their best to try to divide us and tell us that we can’t? Actually I don't think that we really listen to them. Otherwise we would be at each others throats 24/7.

And wouldn't that just make a great little story for the media to cover? Ever wonder why the ambulance chasing law doesn't apply to them?

Let me wrap it up by saying - ESP who? You guys will never cross my radar again. <unless I have a WMD in the chamber>

3, Oct. 2003

"A zero-tolerance dress code that's led to 700 student suspensions since August at Duncanville High School and Ninth Grade Center is causing concern among parents and students who say enforcement of the policy is too extreme. Raylee, was suspended after an administrator noticed the 13-year-old girl's shirt had become untucked. The girl said she apologized, tucked in her shirt and asked if she could continue to class but was not allowed."

Zero-tolerance policies have become a joke. All they really do is free teachers and administrators from using any sort of judgment when it comes to discipline. This in turn relieves them of any accountability for their actions. Sure, the decision to suspend a student because her shirt became untucked is flat out mindless. But, all the principle has to say is, "Don’t blame me. It’s part of the zero-tolerance policy."  Just who appears to be the recalcitrant under this policy? 

This sends a terrible message to the kids. I mean, almost every time we see a zero-tolerance policy being enforced it is over something completely inane like this. What are the students supposed to think when the adults reaction to a situation is more childish than the act that caused the situation in the first place? What happened to the days when the students education was the main focus of everyone involved? What happened to the days when the principle would have noticed the untucked shirt, informed the student that it needed to be tucked in and that would have been it? The student would have tucked in the shirt and probably apologized and gone on about their way.

 I’ll tell you what happened. Respect has gone out the window. As a matter O fact, it has been slung out the window like the severed half of John Wayne Bobbit’s happy stick.

People constantly complain that kids today don’t have any respect. Well, it isn’t completely their fault. How can we expect them to show respect when the adults are handling things with less maturity than the children that they are dealing with? Zero-tolerance equals zero-common sense. How can you expect them to respect you when they watch you handle situations with this type of brain-dead judgment? That would be like asking them to watch, learn and respect a man who cuts off his finger to rid himself of a hangnail! Zero tolerance, in the end, will prove to be a big zero.

Again with stupidity in the schools.

Judge Backs Student's Bush 'Terrorist' T-Shirt

"A federal court judge ruled on Wednesday that a Detroit-area school acted improperly in barring a student anti-war protester from wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a picture of President Bush and the words "International Terrorist." The American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit in March claiming that the constitutional rights of Bretton Barber were violated a month earlier by Dearborn High School when it ordered him to either wear the T-shirt inside out or go home."

Haven’t you about had a shovel full of the ACLU? Lets just admit it - we should drop the liberties and just call them the American Civil Liberals Union!! Would they have jumped up to protect his constitutional rights to wear that shirt if it had been the face of a liberal Democrat and the words "International Terrorist"? NO! They would have been clapping at the fact that the student was forced to go home. Their love of the freedom of speech ends when you say something that they don't agree with.  HYPOCRITES! GET ME MY SHOVEL!!!!

I wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been untucked??

Keep talking Whiskey Boy!!

Turner was the featured speaker at the Associated Press Managing Editors international coverage seminar.

"If I had to predict, the way things are going, I'd say the chances are about 50-50 that humanity will be extinct or nearly extinct within 50 years," Turner said. "Weapons of mass destruction, disease, I mean this global warming is scaring the living daylights out of me."

I think it would be a good thing if Ted had, say, only 15 rum and Cokes before speaking in public. I don’t think showing up snot slinging drunk when you are a featured speaker at a seminar is really a good idea. Unless you are speaking at a Kennedy seminar where it is contractually mandatory.

Can I say I think there is a 50-50 chance that Ted will wake up half drunk lying in a pool of his own urine before the month is out? Ted, there is more warming in your belly from the constant intake of gin than there will ever be warming on this planet. I wonder if he inserts his thumb in his mouth and curls up in an embryonic state when he hears the words, "record highs" used in weather reports. Your liver count should scare the living daylights out of you, Ted!

The democrats are falling apart. They will get creamed in the elections next year. Or will they? They seem to have a new group supporting them in the campaign.

"The Communist Party USA will not run a candidate for president, will not support progressive third-party bids but will instead throw its support behind the Democratic Party in an all-out effort to defeat President Bush and the Republican Congress."

Now I want you to think about that. The Communist party USA is going to support the Democrats in the next election. Democrats should be knocking each other over to get to a microphone to denounce this. I doubt that they will. Why? Because they don't care about anything other than getting their power back. They want it and they don't care how they get it.  Not to mention that they don't have to denounce it because their little butt slaves in the mainstream media won't mention that it is happening.

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