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I am out on vacation in Sin City, Shovelers. I will be back on the 26th.
Thursday, 06, 2007
Ring Coffins At WeddingRingCoffin.com Bring Divorce Finality
Jill Testa, 49, says she needed closure after her 20-year marriage ended last year, even though she and her husband split up their possessions mutually and amicably, The Star Tribune in Minneapolis reported Saturday. The answer came to her at a funeral -- little coffins for wedding ring.
Testa and her brother, Steve, set up weddingringcoffin.com, where for $30 to $35 you can buy miniature, solid-wood coffins with a mahogany finish, velvet interior and a lid allowing for an open or closed casket.
Huh??? This world has gone insane!
A wedding ring coffin?
If you want closure, take the ring to your local jewelry store or pawn shop, sell it and use the cash to pay someone to infect your ex with genital warts.
Kids mature faster due to diet, porn
Kids are growing up faster because of nutritious food and access to pornography, doctors claim.
The number of children experiencing the early onset of puberty has doubled over the past 10 years, according to a survey analyzing children's endocrine diseases by the Women and Children's Hospital of Guangdong Province.
If the Chinese are so worried about this, just give the kids cigarettes - that is supposed to stunt their growth.
"Western fast foods, such as burgers and fries from McDonalds or KFC, are favored by children and can increase their development," Li Wangen, a doctor at the Second Affiliated Hospital of Guangzhou Medical College, said.
The other reason for early development is improper sex education, Zeng said. Children have easy access to books, movies or music that are pornographic.
I grew up faster due to the super nutritional value of heaping bowls of Coco Coco Puffs and the female undergarment section of the JC Penny catalogue.
I have forearms like Popeye...... well, my right one anyway.
Attempted energy theft kills father
Cathandra Miller wanted to tell her husband to keep fighting, to keep breathing, to stay alive.
She begged to get in the ambulance as medics rushed him to the hospital. She asked to stand by his side as doctors tried to revive him.
But Leonard Adkins was already dead, electrocuted Monday while trying to steal electricity by using jumper cables to tap into a utility line and direct power to his soon-to-be rental home.
Trying to steal electricity? That is just revolting! Watt was he thinking?
Oh well, at least this will drop the unemployment number by 1.
Miller doesn't work because she stays home to care for the couple's three children: 15-month-old Leonard Jr., 8-year-old Tandra and 1-month-old Harvey.
He sired three offspring??
Was Darwin asleep at the wheel, or does he have a master scheme for 3 future play toys?
Tuesday, 4, 2007
Katrina collects a bundle
President Bush and Congress have committed more than
$127 billion in resources and tax relief for the
region — significantly more than inflation-adjusted
$107.6 billion directed to 16 countries in Europe
between 1947 and 1951.
We rebuilt 16 countries for less than we have spent on one freaking city!!! Why? We didn't have the cancer called - "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" running the world. Also, those countries weren't filled with life long worthless welfare parasites.
"We dumped billions into Europe, but it was prepared to deal with it and used it to create a viable new economy," said Fred L. Smith Jr., president of the Competitive Enterprise Institute.
Washington also provided about $13 billion in tax relief, and has spent more than $7 billion to get New Orleans area's levees back to pre-storm levels. Another $7 billion will be spent on the flood-protection system.
New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin favors a "market-driven" recovery of the city, while critics say he hasn't made the tough decisions necessary to get planning for the city's future moving into high gear.
Market driven my ass!! He isn't making the tough decisions because that wouldn't allow him to continue to blame President Bush for everything THAT ISN'T GETTING DONE. It would also alienate his welfare base. WHAP! Take your chocolate city and shove it, you snot bubble.
Read the rest of this article, Shovelers. See how many times millions and billions are tossed around like dollar bills at an amputee strip club. SICK!!!
Waukesha man loses pants, but not his shirt
The worst part wasn't that Mark Stahnke woke up Monday morning in the patio chair of some neighbor he didn't know.
Or that his pants were missing.
The worst part was the contents of his missing pants: a cashier's check for $41,093, which he meant to give to his son, and several hundred dollars in cash that he had gotten from the bank.
Stahnke still doesn't know what happened between the time he left a bar Sunday night and the time he woke up in some stranger's backyard Monday morning, but thanks to an honest citizen who found the missing pants and returned all the contents to the local authorities, Stahnke retrieved his valuables Friday from the Waukesha Police Department.
"We're used to hearing weird stories, but with his intoxication we figured this one would be different, that the amount of money wouldn't be exact," said Waukesha Police Lt. William Graham. "How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?"
Stahnke said it happened like this: He had gone to the bank Saturday to get money to lend to his son. While he was there he cashed his paycheck. On Sunday night, he met his son in a bar.
"I ended up blacking out; I don't even remember leaving the place," Stahnke recalled. "I woke up cold not knowing where the heck I was, and I didn't realize it at first because I still had my shoes and socks on. When I got up, I realized, my God, I don't have any pants."
Blacking out and waking up with no pants? This guy must have been channeling Ted Kennedy.
Meanwhile, Tim Curzan took a different path than usual while walking his dogs in Waukesha on Monday evening. He was trying to find a rummage sale
Instead, his dog Joe found a pair of pants at the intersection of N. Greenfield Ave. and Linden St, according to a police report. The dog sniffed them. They jingled.
"There was a handful of change in one pocket," Curzan recalled. "In the other, I pulled out this wad of soggy paper. It was too sodden to unravel effectively, so I took the stuff home and when I saw how much money it was, I put it all in a bag.
It wasn't until the items began to dry that Curzan found the cashier's check. Following the name on the check and an address on one of the stubs of paper, he tried twice, unsuccessfully, to deliver the items to what he thought was the owner's house.
On Wednesday, he saw the pants were still at the intersection, so he picked them up.
Then he took everything to the police station, and told the story to the woman at the front desk.
"You're kidding," she said.
Edwards backs mandatory preventive care
Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards said on Sunday that his universal health care proposal would require that Americans go to the doctor for preventive care.
"It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care," he told a crowd sitting in lawn chairs in front of the Cedar County Courthouse. "If you are going to be in the system, you can't choose not to go to the doctor for 20 years. You have to go in and be checked and make sure that you are OK."
This is what we are going to get if the liberals get complete control of our government. ".......universal health care proposal would require that Americans go to the doctor...."
"We don't care how you feel, inconsequential peon, today is your scheduled day to go see the doctor. Go, or we will lock you up!"
After that they will be telling you - "if you are going to be in the system" - what you can and cannot eat. Then they will be telling you when and how long you have to spend walking around the tracks. Then they will be telling you when you must go to bed. The thirst for control will never end.
They want to run your lives because they think you are too stupid to do it yourself. Actually, most Democrats are.
Anyway, this would also just give the government a chance to open up yet another nepotistic, bureaucratic agency.
"The Department for Insuring You Have Had Your Digital Exam"
Hold on. That is just like the I.R.S. ...only a little different.