...Reading that gave Spencer, a facilitator for the Shasta County Breastfeeding Coalition, an idea. With August being World Breastfeeding Awareness Month, why not try to break the world record right here in the north state?

So the coalition, along with the Northern California Breastfeeding Council and the Shasta County Department of Public Health's Women, Infant and Children program, will hold an event dubbed "Breast-feeding Mothers Unite," from 1 to 4 p.m. Aug. 26 at the Redding Convention Center. The actual record-breaking attempt will be held at 2 p.m.

"I think women who breast-feed need that support," Ferguson said. "This is something that is exciting, something that's challenging for the area. It will give us some recognition."

Does America really need a Breastfeeding Coalition? Just what do they do? <I'll get out my shovel and look into that and let you know soon. I'm sure it is mindless!> Anyway, aren't we up to our ears in asinine coalitions?

I think the United States of America deserves a world record for being the most successful nation on the planet. A nation that is not only surviving but THRIVING: in spite of such a voluminous populous of snot slinging clods!!

Simultaneous breastfeeding? Thank God I was born to a mom that would look at these ladies like the freaks that they are.  Read the quote from that Ferguson lady again.

I wouldn't let her watch a kid playing in a sandbox, much less let her mother my child!! Who marries the women?  WHAP!

The fact that this pig is in the senate just shows the hypocritical depravity of the Democratic party. Can you believe they stand proudly behind this sot? Most people say that he has gotten out of DUI’s because of the family name and money. I think he has gotten out of them because you would need an abacus, a copy of The Periodic tables and a metric conversion chart just to figure out his B.A.C.! Most police officers don’t have all that equipment in their patrol cars.

Anyway, here are some of the mindless gin provoked comments he made about the war on terrorism in an interview with the Associated Press.  --

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's so drunk that he has forgotten about 9-11-01. January? So, not only did President Bush know about the terror attacks before they happened. HE WAS PLANNING THE WAR BEFORE THEY HAPPENED! ??? huh?? You lard sweating fathead! Again, I guess he is too plastered to grasp a time line and just misspoke.  It's all partisan babble. I don't know. Or is it that the threat of terrorism against our country is just a big fraud to Ted. Hell, it was just a couple of collapsing towers and neither of them were producing 100 proof gin. Right, Teddy?

 9-11, much like Mary Jo Kopechne, is a crisis he hopes will stay at the bottom of the river and not screw up his buzz...errrr... I mean, political career. The safety of our nation takes a back seat to him and his ilk when it comes to them keeping their political power. That is beyond disgusting!! SHOVEL TIME!! <actually I don't think I could buy enough steel to make a shovel big enough to bust this bastards dome. I better put a call into Pittsburg.> Sadly, huge head Ted will most likely hold his seat in the senate until he becomes too fat to squeeze into it. Lets face it, a drinking contest with Boris Yelstin is about as close to a political challenge as he is going to come to anytime soon.

That would be a race to watch! I'm not sure who I would bet on though. On one hand you have the Russian who's mother's teat excreted vodka. But on the other you have Ted's bulbous empty mass of skull. Basically a cranium flesh vat. I'm sure Ted would bet on the Russian since he rarely seems to be for America first.  Did you know vodka outsells milk in Russia?    

"My belief is that this money is being shuffled all around to these political leaders in all parts of the world, bribing them to send in troops."

Trust me - you are going to here this line A LOT. This accusation is a flat out lie and that fat pig knows it. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! Here is the fact of the matter! The money "being shuffled around to political leaders" is money that we - the USA - are spending on the transportation costs for the foreign troops that are being brought into Iraq! THE foreign troops that the Democrats have demanded we bring in so that we aren’t acting "unilaterally"!!! They accuse President Bush of acting unilaterally (when there are over 30 countries acting with US) and then turn around and accuse him of bribing when we pay for the transportation of other countries troops coming to Iraq.  They stand against anything President Bush does, even if he does something they asked him to do. PURE POLITICS of the worst form. They don’t want it both ways; They don’t want it either way!

But to call that bribe money!? What jack assess!!

"Bush is spending more than $4 billion of taxpayer cash each month to fight the war. This thing is out of control. Americans want transparency. This is all taxpayer money."

Your paycheck is taxpayer money you, A-hole! Every spending bill you pass is taxpayer money but you never seem to worry about transparency when it comes to that. Why is it that the only time Democrats worry about spending money is when it comes to spending money on our military? They never want to spend money on our nation’s defense. NEVER! Well, I take that back. They did want to hire all those unionized airport screeners. So, I guess it is ok to spend the money if you are almost guaranteed to get unionized votes out of it.

$4 billion a month. That is pocket change compared to the cash we blow on mindless social programs and it is really chump change when you consider that 9-11 has sucked around $1 trillion out of our economy.

I don't want to be too hard on old Ted "we'll cross that bridge when we get to it" Kennedy though. I'm sure he wants our economy to grow, and I'm sure he wants all of our economic programs to work. Take NAFTA for instance. He chugs a fifth of Tequila a day in support of that program!

One last thing. Imagine the sphincter twitch this fat load has at Olan Mills when the photographer says, "Ok. Now lets get a few headshots."

No story here. Just something to show you why I will NEVER attend a NASCAR race!!!

This is insane!!!

http://www.acfnewsource.org/environment/wolf_friendly_beef.html

"They keep their cattle in close herds and teach them to be afraid of wolves. And, if all else fails, Jan says she and Will pack up the kids and they camp out with the cattle. If a wolf approaches, instead of shooting, they all scream, bang pots and pans and "generally act like a bunch of idiots." The goal is to make it unpleasant for the wolves, or any other predator, to be nearby."

One word stands out to me in this paragraph - IDIOTS! This story is about "wolf friendly beef." First off, these two Mensa International rejects should be locked up for child endangerment. They actually take their children out where they know hungry wolves are going to be roaming around!

Anyway, this about wolves being reintroduced into the southwest. The wolves are preying on the cattle and the cattle ranchers are killing them when they do. That is what any normal American would do right? Who would let a filthy wolf kill off their livelihood?

Well an organization called The Defenders of Wildlife is asking ranchers to do just that. And, if that wasn't absurd enough, they are planning to let the ranchers who don't kill the wolves label their meat "wolf friendly".  They hope that it will be as successful a campaign as the "dolphin friendly" tuna campaign. Now, lets be honest. Does anyone, other than those with the IQ of a very small rock, actually look for the "dolphin friendly" label? No! You grab it, jam it in the can opener and commence to making yourself a freaking sandwich!!!

In all actuality, what a "wolf friendly" label would mean is that you are eating one of the cattle that the wolves didn't get! What is next for these marketing geniuses? Jim Jones Kool-Aid?  

Isn't this just like liberals though? They care about animals but you have to be a certain kind of animal. Cows and tuna just didn't make the cut. It's the same way they care about anything else. Like minorities: They care about minorities but only a certain kind of minority. They care about rights, but only certain kinds of rights.  

WHAP!

18, Sept, 2003

Just one news story today because.....well... I don’t want anyone taking a short piece of rope and going Ray Combs on themselves! I told you this would happen! I told you the press would find a way to blame the Hurricane on President Bush.

Obviously they couldn’t blame the actual hurricane itself on him, but they found a way to sneak in some blame.

Are you ready for this? Plywood!! President Bush is responsible for the lack of plywood!! WHAP!! WHAP!! WHAP!! Here are a few quotes from the story....

NY Daily News - front - Michael Daly: Need storm plywood? It's in Iraq

"Wherever Hurricane Isabel strikes, the winds will be accompanied by another howling, this from citizens who paid as much as twice the usual price for plywood to cover their windows at a time when the government is shipping some 660,000 sheets <$13 million dollars worth> of the stuff to Iraq."

"The word among suppliers was that the shortage and the skyrocketing prices had been triggered by a single order for 21 million square feet placed by the military for operations in Iraq."

"We can't get plywood because they're rebuilding Iraq!" retired Fire Lt. Billy Gates of Staten Island said last week after he went to buy plywood.

"If we're sending plywood to Iraq, at least they could send us sand," somebody suggested."

Note to the idiots.... the shortage is because you have a hurricane coming your way!!! Don't wait until the day it hits to buy your plywood and maybe you wouldn't be in this bind! My God! Why do we allow idiots to breed?

And, God forbid we spend a few bucks to give our troops a little comfort while they are over there in that hell hole fighting to protect our freedom! Ever notice how the liberals, who never want to send troops into harms way, are the first ones who stand up and scream about every single penny that we spend to comfort and/or protect them while they are there? They don’t want them in harms way but once they are - screw ‘em!!

Just a note - the military’s $13 million purchase constituted only one-tenth of 1% of the 16 billion square feet of plywood sold every year!! Blame President Bush though!! He got us into this mess!! Surely he knew this hurricane was coming!! What did he know and when did he know it??

Just wait. The next time we have a snow storm they will blame President Bush for the lack of milk and bread on the grocery store shelves!

Have a great weekend.

17, Sept, 2003

Why do entertainers feel the need to open the mouths?

PHXnews.com | Breaking News from the Phoenix area, Tucson & Flagstaff, Arizona

"Aging rocker Bruce Springsteen added a little political spice to his Washington, D.C. concert at FedEx Field Saturday night when, according to concertgoer accounts, he called for President Bush's impeachment.

"It's time to impeach the president and get a man in there to get us out of this mess,"

Has there ever been another musician in our nations history that has grunted his way to so many album sales? I mean, come on! You can go into any men's restroom in this country and hear that caliber of "singing." Only in America could a constipation problem launch such a lavish musical career. Is it just me or does he sound like he records his vocals during a movement? One good dose of laxatives and old Bruce’s career would be down the toilet. Pun intended.

Why do entertainers feel the need to step totally unpreparedly into the political arena? This is not a mess! It is a war to insure that our country remains free and safe. War doesn’t have time for "shiny , happy, people", you oaf. Here is yet another American that has forgotten September 11th. Sure he remembers that it happened, but he has forgotten how it felt that day. He has gone back to living the way we did on September 10^th. We can’t allow that to happen. If we do, we will be attacked again.

It’s very simple Bruce, you "took a wrong turn and you just kept going."

http://democraticleader.house.gov/press/releases.cfm?pressReleaseID=293

This is House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi. Click on this link if for no other reason than to see cosmetic surgery gone horribly wrong! She fared worse than The Joker did in his acid bath.

"It is clear that whatever plan may have existed for dealing with post-war Iraq, that plan has failed. That failure is the result of miscalculations and faulty assumptions by the Administration."

Hello!?? This is just proof that democrats don’t get it when it comes to our nations defense. This is WAR, you cosmetically altered freak! You can game plan all you want, but, just like sports, that game plan pretty much goes out the window once the whistle blows. Women should keep their mouths shut when it comes to war anyway. War has, and always will be, a man’s job. Oops! Did I say that out loud? Sorry, but it’s true. Blame God.

Imagine this lady holding office during WW 2. How would she have reacted to D-Day when we lost over 2,000 men in a 24 hour period?? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like 1 American life being lost, but that happens in war. We all know that. Speaking of postwar fatalities - there were days after we declared victory in WW 2 (DAYS - not weeks or months) when we lost more men to the Hitler Youth than we have lost TOTAL in this war. Shut up and go read a history book.

President Bush said from day one that this was going to be a long war and that it wasn’t going to be like any war we had fought before. He told the nation that this wouldn’t be easy but the Democrats didn’t listen. They were too consumed with getting their power back: They still are.  Thus these moronic rants!

Want to talk exit strategies and postwar plans? How about this....Clinton said the troops he put in Bosnia would be there for 6 weeks. They have been there for 7 years! More? He said the same thing about the troops he sent to Kosovo and they are still there 4 years later. More? We have troops in Germany and Japan and they have been there since WW 2!!

Real quick on the money aspect - she whines about President Bush asking for an additional $87 billion to continue what we are doing in Iraq. Why is it that spending money only matters to Democrats when it comes to the military? That is the only time they notice how much money is being spent! Our government spends 745 billion dollars on education a year and the results of that are abysmal! Look at how many idiots government schools produce!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3108346.stm

This is an unbelievably moronic quote from child porn star R. Kelly.

"People can say whatever they want about you without knowing the facts," Mr Kelly tells Blender magazine.

"They can criticize you without even knowing you, and hate you when they don't even know you. All of a sudden, you're, like, the Bin Laden of America.

"Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through," he added.

WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! Again with singers opening their dolt holes. Nice try R. I think you are the first to pull the Osama card in an attempt to defend yourself. I’m sure you will get a lot of sympathy from the American people on that one, you stupid gyroid. How nuts are you to think that comparing yourself to Osama would actually help you in your trial??

I see it. I’m sure Osama is sitting over there in a smelly little cave reading your story and saying, "I feel ya’ brother." Hey, maybe he does understand what you are going through since he thinks he has all those virgins coming to him. I mean, in todays world if he were going to find all those virgins I'm sure the majority off them would be underage.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/15/news/companies/walmart_playboy/index.htm

"Wal-Mart employees have a reputation for being cheerful and now Playboy.com is giving them a chance to smile for the camera," Playboy said in a press release. "Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart's sexiest assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude."

Can I step out on a limb and speak for most men (other than the chronic masturbators) in America and say that I hope I go blind before this magazine hits the newsstands? I guess Hugh has finally lost his mind! I don’t know about you, but when I think of chicks that I’d like to see naked I immediately think of Wal-mart employees. Oh YES!  Well, that or Waffle House employees depending on whatever kind of tooth count fetish I might have going on at the time.

There are over 3000 Wal-marts in this country so I guess they might be able to find... umm... 5 girls out of all those employees. Maybe. I don’t know. I’m sorry, but when I think about female employees at Wal-mart, all I can picture is a little old grey-haired lady. YUK! Can’t you just see their measurement listings? Will their breast size be something like 36 LONG?

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N1722242.htm

One last thing - hurricane Isabel is going to hit. And it is going to be another huge blow to our economy and I’m sure President Bush will be blamed for it. Blah, blah... huh? I want you to notice one thing that will come out of it, though. You will see Americans coming out to help other Americans. Just out of the goodness of their hearts. All the politicians -just so they can get some face time on TV-  will step up and shout how they are going to offer all this federal aid and on and on and on.  WHAP WHAP WHAP! 

Trust me, that aid will not be needed. You watch! The goodwill of the average American toward fellow American human beings will be ten times the size of any aid package that those pin heads in Washington would/could come up with! Just watch.

God bless! Late! Timm

16, Sept, 2003

http://www.hrcomply.com/newsletter/072303/3.html

"Bridget Jones, an African-American, was hired by ARKLA in 1990 as a Customer Service Representative. ARKLA was later purchased by Reliant and reorganized. As part of the reorganization, Reliant closed the Pine Bluff office in April 1999. Before the Pine Bluff office closed, Jones applied for and received training as a Training Champion whose duties included training Reliant's employees to use its new Systems Application Processor computer system. After becoming a Training Champion, Jones traveled in-state to Little Rock, Benton, Jacksonville, Conway, Monticello and out-of-state to Shreveport, Louisiana, on behalf of the company. Jones rotated between these various locales within the company until given a permanent assignment in Reliant's Monticello office in March 2000. Jones continued to reside in Pine Bluff and commuted daily to Monticello. In June 2001, Jones requested and received a permanent position at Reliant's Pine BluffWarehouse. Jones continues to be employed by Reliant.

Beverly Terry, a Caucasian, also worked at the Pine Bluff customer service center until it closed in April 1999. After Pine Bluff closed, she was transferred to a position in Little Rock dealing with customer accounts that were in bankruptcy. Reliant contends Terry's position in Little Rock was eliminated when it decided to move all bankruptcy accounts to Shreveport. Because she was not offered a new position, Terry was terminated and received a lump sum severance package.

Jones disputes such factual assertions and argues Terry's position was never eliminated. Rather, it was transferred and Terry could have retained the position had she been willing to relocate. Jones argues she was discriminated against because she was not given the option of accepting a severance package instead of relocating, as was Terry."

Did that sink in? This Bridget chick is suing for racial discrimination because she was allowed to KEEP her job!! Could anything be more backwards? She is suing because she DIDN’T get laid off!! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! They didn’t fire me because I was black.  How nuts is that?

Let me bottom line this..... had the white chick been allowed to stay on and Bridget been offered the severance pay, she would have screamed the same thing! Racial discrimination! "They let me go and kept the white chick." That is sad. She is a product of the Jessi Jackson mentality. Blame everything that happens to you on racism. I’m a victim.

I WASN’T fired because of racism. They didn't fire me because they are racist! ?? Get me my shovel! 

Just look at how Jessi and other race-baiters like him have bastardized the message of Dr. King. They have been gravy training his name since the millisecond after that bullet entered his head. He dreamed of a day when a man wouldn’t be judged by the color of his skin. Today, Jessi and his ilk DEMAND that the color of their skin be the only barometer on which they are judged. That is sad.

Thankfully, she lost the lawsuit. Let me go out on a limb here and say that Dr. King would take a shovel to Jessi if he were here today!!

God, will Yoko ever go away?  This is a little "performance" that Yoko does. She lets everyone in attendance come up and cut off a piece of her clothing until there is no more.
http://entertainment.townnews.com/ap.inn?file=apnews69878-04

"Following the political changes through the year after 9/11, I felt terribly vulnerable _ like the most delicate wind could bring me tears," Ono wrote in a presentation for the show. "Cut Piece is my hope for world peace."

"Scissors usually have a violent connotation, but she turns it around to make it peaceful," said Katherine Williams, an 18-year-old Californian studying in Paris. "I think that's what she's saying _ you can make peace out of violence."

What the hell kind of Friday the 13th, Norman Bates world was this Katherine raised in? "Scissors usually have a violent connotation."?? Where did that come form? Was she raised in a LORD OF THE FLIES classroom where everyone secretly fingered the cutting edge of their scissor blades just waiting for the chance to take over the class? God almighty! I think most of us didn't even think about our scissors until we'd finished eating our glue! What a putz! I guess my RED crayon has a violent connotation to it also: Blood!.

Will someone please take those scissors and use them to remove her reproductive organs?!! It would be a travesty if this girl were allowed to reproduce. The only bigger travesty would be seeing Yoko nude. The world does not need that! Yoko nude will never be a good thing! Please go away, you little freak. I hate to say it, but her name always makes me think ......if only one of those bullets had gone12 inches to the left .....

CNN’s rating will continue to drop as long as they put host like Christiane Amanpour on the air. <pronounced Christieeene Ima whore>   I think.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/mediamix/2003-09-14-media-mix_x.htm

"On last week's Topic A With Tina Brown on CNBC, Brown, the former Talk magazine editor, asked comedian Al Franken, former Pentagon spokeswoman Torie Clarke and Amanpour if "we in the media, as much as in the administration, drank the Kool-Aid when it came to the war."

Said Amanpour: "I think the press was muzzled, and I think the press self-muzzled. I'm sorry to say, but certainly television and, perhaps, to a certain extent, my station was intimidated by the administration and its foot soldiers at Fox News. And it did, in fact, put a climate of fear and self-censorship, in my view, in terms of the kind of broadcast work we did."

"It's not a question of couldn't do it, it's a question of tone," Amanpour said. "It's a question of being rigorous. It's really a question of really asking the questions. All of the entire body politic in my view, whether it's the administration, the intelligence, the journalists, whoever, did not ask enough questions, for instance, about weapons of mass destruction. I mean, it looks like this was disinformation at the highest levels."

Huh?? "It's really a question of really asking the questions." ummm...hmmmm  Its really a question for the questions one might ask when presented with a question of questions about the question. God all mighty! What the hell is she rambling about?!!? This is what happens when news anchors have to speak without the aid of a teleprompter! Mindless drivel. Do they ever think before opening their slant-hole? And they wonder why people tune them out? A question of really asking the questions?. All these guys did was ask questions. Questions were more important to them than action. Question after question for over a year! We waited over a year and they still called it "a rush to war"!! The problem was they didn't get the answers they wanted so they ignored the answers and claimed that the administration wasn't forthcoming.  What a bunch of pretentious A-holes!

Anyway, intimidated is a load of B.S.! The liberal media has never been intimidated by this administration. They have been calling President Bush an idiot for over 2 years. Ridiculing him and second guessing every thing he has done, including how he has handled the war on terrorism. The real problem here is that THEY WERE WRONG! They were wrong about the war and they know it, but they can't admit it.  From the outset they reported everything about this war exactly how they wanted to. They tried to report it as a failure before it even began, but they got it wrong every time.

Remember how they were so worried that Saddam might use chemical weapons on our troops while at the same time they were reporting that he didn't have the chemical weapons?   Worried about him using weapons that they say he doesn't have. hmmm.. They were disagreeing just to disagree.

Then came the little sandstorm that forced our troops to hold up for a couple of days. The media started screaming "VIETNAM" and "QUAGMIRE, QUAGMIRE, QUAGMIRE!!" and "This administration misjudged ..blah,blah,blah." Before you knew it, the dust settled and we flattened Baghdad like a pine tree on Sunny Bono's face!  

They were wrong, and now in an attempt to cover their asses they are trying to say that President Bush made them file those reports. Orwell must have a woody right about now. How much longer are you going to listen to these freaks?

OUT!  Timm

5,Sept. 2003

September 15 is ... Felt Hat Day
I should beat myself to death with a shovel for knowing that!

The Fairness Doctrine is raising its ugly head again. It seems that this issue is being ignored by the liberal media. Imagine that? I can't find an even remotely objective link to the story, so I'll just explain. On the surface this will be reported as an ownership issue, but the truth is the Democrats and liberals can't stand the fact that Rush Limbaugh does as well as he does, so they want to use the guns of the government to shut him, and those like him, up.

It boils down to them calling for equal time. That boils down to a government bureaucrat sitting down with a stopwatch and monitoring every TV and radio show in the country to make sure that each side gets equal time.  For instance, say one host talks for 2 minutes and 34 seconds about how good President Bush is doing - well, then they have to turn right around and let someone else talk for 2 minutes and 34 seconds about how bad he is doing.  WHAP! WHAP!  How inane is that?

One sad thing is that some Republicans {Trent Lott - imagine that!?? Will this guy ever go away?} have bought into this scheme. They think it will help balance the bias coming out of the likes of Peter Jennings. That is not how you deal with him. You do that with a shovel.

Just think for a minute about how this would ruin broadcasting. Who would want to watch or listen to shows that had to operate under those constraints? It would destroy TV and radio as we know it. Especially Christian radio stations. What are they supposed to do? Offer equal time to SATAN???

So, MY BIG FAT ASS WEDDING is off. I think even Mr. Magoo saw this coming!!

Yahoo! News - Media Hunker Down for On-Off Lopez Nuptials

Lets all be honest. They had to postpone because the wedding date conflicted with the annulment hearing for her next marriage. I also heard that they were planning on having the ceremony on a small remote island but cancelled because they were afraid the island might sink once her big fat ass got on it. Seriously though, I think the problem is that Ben was never visited by the genitalia fairy and that just won't cut it for J and her big dumper.

Mark this union off of your calendars. Wouldn't it be fun though, watching all her friends decorating the limo with toilet paper and tin cans. Then taking the white shoe polish out and writing WIDE LOAD across the back window?

 

This is flat out maddening! Read it.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-pflag11sep11,0,4807489.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

"Andres' homeowners association prohibits flagpoles, and Andres has a 12-foot flagpole in his front yard. Another judge ruled that Andres didn't have a right to put up the flagpole, and the association filed a lien on the property to collect roughly $21,000 in attorneys' fees and legal costs expended in winning the case."
 

I know rules are rules, but give me a break! How in the world did we get to a point in this country where you could lose your house for flying an AMERICAN FLAG??!!! There are too many liberals running free in this country. Somebody get a net  - and A SHOVEL!

I want to know one thing. What kind of communist heathen scumbags are running this homeowners association?? You little maggots! You should be standing at attention at the foot of that flag pole thanking God that you were graced with the fortune of being born in this great nation of ours!! I would be running you up and down the street with a shovel if I had the time!!! I guess it would be an eye sore to have the stars and stripes hanging all over the place, huh? Also, who is the red bellied neighbor that is complaining about it? WHAP! And to think that this is happening right after the 9/11 anniversary!  Doesn't that make you sick?

But, if you really want to get sick, think about this. <don't think about it too long or your head will explode> If this man had that flag at the top of his flag pole and was flinging duckbilled platypus dung on it or spray painting AMERICA SUX across it, or urinating on it; he would have every single civil liberties lawyer in the land screaming at the top of their lungs that it was "freedom of expression"  The Florida courts wouldn't be able to touch that flagpole much less put a lean on his house.

That, my friends is the truth. Are your knuckles white? Freedom of expression is protected only if it is against the country that provides that freedom.

SHOVEL PLEASE!

Now, this is kinda funny! Porn in Iraq!!
News

 "Barely a seat is empty as hundreds of men, most puffing cigarettes, sit in total silence and darkness to enjoy scenes of nudity and sex for 1,000 Iraqi dinars ($0.50) a time.

"Under Saddam, forget it. You would go to jail for showing or watching this," said movie-watcher Mohammed Jassim at the Atlas Cinema where one of the films on offer was disturbingly named "Real Raping."

Talk about bringing the WOOD!

This is great! We need to export this part of our culture to the "people" over there. I don't know about you, but sitting around watching porn and smoking a butt with a bunch of other guys makes me as giddy as Richard Simmons on flag pole day. We need to export more of our culture to them. We have them smoking, and now they are watching porn, all we need to do is get some liquor over there and before you know it, they will all be watching the WWF and screaming, "Praise be to STONE COLD!!"

They will forget about the infidels!! Terrorism will take a back seat to the SMACK DOWN!! That is all those people need to calm down. Let them grip the goat or slap the camel!

Better yet - if they pay attention - the next time a female over there decides to strap on something plastic, "explosive" won't be part of the equation!!!

14,Sept. 2003

Polls! I hate polls!!

Bush: Job Ratings

Just how in the hell did we become a nation run by polls?  How did we get to a point where most of our representatives won't even answer a simple yes or no question without seeing what the polls say.  And to think we actually call them leaders. <i kinda lead in that follow everyone else kinda way>  Remember when your mom used to ask you, "if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?"  Well, today's politicians would fight each other to be first in line if they thought it meant getting a vote.  Think about it...... we could change the face of our government if we would all simply grab one of our representatives and take them to the edge of a cliff and say, "Jump! there are 1000 undecided voters down there!"   I bet John Mc Cain would jump to his own death twice if there was a camera there. Ted "the huge red head" Kennedy would probably be just like a bumble. Bumbles BOUNCE!! He'd fall 1200 feet and bounce a few times and get up and ask, "Where the hell are my damn pants? Where is Mary Joe? Oh Christ! The creek!"

Sorry.... back to the poll.  President Bush is around 56% and the press is clamoring and gyrating about his "low" numbers.    sshhhhh... don't tell anybody, BUT... Clinton was at 46% at this same time in his gang raping of the White House.....  errr... I mean, presidency.  And the main jihad going on was in his pants!!

Anyway, the point being -- the only people these numbers mean anything to are the freaks that are reporting them. Polls suck!!  WHAP!!

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 13, Sept. 2003
 

I don't have a link for this. It is a quote from Howard Dean at the Democratic debate on Fox News.

".....over a decade ago the soviet union collapsed and the Berlin wall came down without America firing a shot. And that was for two reasons. The first was that we had a strong military and that's important But the second is that on the other side of the iron curtain those people wanted to be like America and they wanted to be like Americans. And in the two and a half years under this presidency you would be hard pressed to find a majority in any country in the world where people wanted to be like Americans again."  Howard Dean

WHAP!!!!!  Actually, you could simplify it. There was one reason, HD. President Ronald Reagan! You wouldn't have had the other two if it were not for him. Who wouldn't have wanted to come over here when Mr. Reagan was running the show?  He spoke reverently and optimistically about this great country. He never tore it down or criticized it the way you do every time someone shoves a microphone in front of your damn face! You are never optimistic and you NEVER offer a solution or a plan to make things better. Basically you just stand there and yell "America sucks".

Yes, we had a strong military. We had a strong military despite you and your party!  The Democrats fought him every step of they way as he engineered the great military build up that allowed us to defeat the Soviets without firing a shot. You guys wanted nothing to do with it, saying that we might "anger" the Soviets. Just like you are doing today, you guys wanted to sit pat and work towards appeasement. So when referring to the importance of us having a strong military don't act like you had anything to do with it, limp wrist.

Also, you were saying the exact same things back then about President Reagan that you are saying today about President Bush. Exact! Same names -  "gunslinger", "cowboy" and let us not forget IDIOT! He was just a stupid old man who was too dumb to run our country. That is the same thing you have been saying about Bush for over two years.  Can't you guys come up with something new? Maybe stop ejaculating the same childish invectives over and over again? Ya know, that is your problem; there isn't a new idea in any of you!

Hard pressed to to find a majority that would want to be like Americans???  What an asinine statement!! Again with the America sucks attitude! How could you say something so derogatory about our country, you pig?  So, on one hand no one wants to be American and on the other we have a huge out of control immigration problem.  Which is it, you potato nosed jackass??

 But, maybe you do have a point: Who in their right mind would want to be an American after seeing you, every time you get the chance, describe life in this country as being just a block away from living in hell!

Enjoy your little Presidential candidacy because it is as close as you will EVER come to actually being president, milk face!      

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